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melon cat
Jan 21, 2010

Nap Ghost

Shadowhand00 posted:

He's going to pull through guys. nothing to see here.
He speaks with the same smug satisfaction that I've heard from people who think they'll get away with depositing empty envelopes into the ATM. Like them, Mr. Amazon Buyer will get bit in the rear end. Most likely in the form of overdraft/insufficient funds charges + interest.

But I do love this response that's only 2 posts down from the OP:

quote:

Why are you doing that

Stop that

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Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

I think my Dad got bitten by the gold bug:


Cat4Tumbleweed
Sep 26, 2015
I'm no economist or financial expert, but is there any reason at all to believe that if the world economy were to fail, we would go to some kind of gold or silver standard rather than bartering for goods and services? All these doomsayers keep talking about how precious metals will be so valuable after everything goes to poo poo, but I honestly don't see it. Bartering is way more natural and intuitive, and just makes more sense for some kinda apocalyptic scenario.

Am I just missing something?

Prolonged Panorama
Dec 21, 2007
Holy hookrat Sally smoking crack in the alley!



I think it's less a reasoned hedge against possible economic collapse and more a power fantasy where through your foresight and special knowledge you end up really rich.

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe

Cat4Tumbleweed posted:

I'm no economist or financial expert, but is there any reason at all to believe that if the world economy were to fail, we would go to some kind of gold or silver standard rather than bartering for goods and services? All these doomsayers keep talking about how precious metals will be so valuable after everything goes to poo poo, but I honestly don't see it. Bartering is way more natural and intuitive, and just makes more sense for some kinda apocalyptic scenario.

Am I just missing something?

No. People don't understand that you can't eat gold or silver. Growing food and brewing/distilling alcohol would be very high value activities. Next clothing, shelter and medicine would be high value. Everything beyond that is a luxury in that scenario.

Barter would emerge. Someone wanting to trade alcohol for food doesn't want gold.

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


Not a Children posted:

I think my Dad got bitten by the gold bug:




Oh dear :smith:

Cicero
Dec 17, 2003

Jumpjet, melta, jumpjet. Repeat for ten minutes or until victory is assured.

Devian666 posted:

No. People don't understand that you can't eat gold or silver. Growing food and brewing/distilling alcohol would be very high value activities. Next clothing, shelter and medicine would be high value. Everything beyond that is a luxury in that scenario.

Barter would emerge. Someone wanting to trade alcohol for food doesn't want gold.
Also: guns and ammo, probably.

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe

Cicero posted:

Also: guns and ammo, probably.

A good hunting rifle and ammo would be helpful. Although farming animals is more productive than hunting wild game. Unless of course you are in the US and preppers with only guns and ammo realise they need food then become cannibals. In a disaster you need a community response first as everyone working together will save the most lives. Preppers are likely to be terrorists in disaster situation.

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

Devian666 posted:

Unless of course you are in the US and preppers with only guns and ammo realise they need food then become cannibals. In a disaster you need a community response first as everyone working together will save the most lives. Preppers are likely to be terrorists in disaster situation.

Preppers are kind of a pet hate of mine and if I ever won the lotto I'd dedicate my life to being like that insult alien from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, jetting around to visit each and every prepper on their deathbed so I can laugh in their faces.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Sometimes people get old and become goldbugs. I think it's some kind of weird trip where you'd rather not acknowledge that the world will continue to exist without you, so you try to entomb yourself with a material representation of your worth like some sort of pharaoh.

Gosh my grandkids will be so happy I left them a bunch of gold krugerrands that their parents won't even let them play with.

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Devian666 posted:

No. People don't understand that you can't eat gold or silver. Growing food and brewing/distilling alcohol would be very high value activities. Next clothing, shelter and medicine would be high value. Everything beyond that is a luxury in that scenario.

Barter would emerge. Someone wanting to trade alcohol for food doesn't want gold.

Way to miss the point. The reason currencies prevailed over bartering is because they provided a shared medium of value and made trading far, far more efficient. For instance, if you have a box of nails and need five Oxycontin pills, you can first sell them for an ounce of gold, then use the gold to buy the pills. The person who has the pills does not have to need a box of nails, and if they need five chicken legs, they don't need to first find a chicken farmer who wants pills: they can just use the currency to buy them.

That is not to say that gold would necessarily be that currency in the event of an economic collapse. In the Nazi concentration camps during World War 2, cigarettes were the currency, for example. That's why investing in gold and silver is stupid.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
People don't invest in precious metals because it's logical. I have an uncle who went goldbug and even though I work at an investment company he still tries to sell me on it while vaguely poking me to figure out what insider info I have, which is none.

The goldbug mentality is not logical. It's moral. It's for weirdos who like the idea of currency but don't understand how it works. What is inflation? Why is my dragon horde of cash I've accumulated and done nothing with worth less now than it was before? That's not fair and Ron Paul is right. I should be rewarded for being a good saver. I saved up my allowance and now dad should cover the difference between what I have and the price of the toy I want.

Desuwa
Jun 2, 2011

I'm telling my mommy. That pubbie doesn't do video games right!
I can understand why people hoard physical gold; they're confused, afraid, and think it'll be useful as currency.

I don't get why people who believe the economy is going to completely collapse invest in gold or precious metal funds though. In the event that society collapses no one is going to count their shares of some gold "somewhere" as worth anything.

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Desuwa posted:

I can understand why people hoard physical gold; they're confused, afraid, and think it'll be useful as currency.

I don't get why people who believe the economy is going to completely collapse invest in gold or precious metal funds though. In the event that society collapses no one is going to count their shares of some gold "somewhere" as worth anything.

Their mentality is pretty simple and easy to understand: "gold and silver were used as currency in the old days, so they will probably be used again if our fiat economy collapses."

It's one of those things that s end logical on the surface, but of course isn't.

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004
The only reason I see to hoard physical gold is for smuggling. It's dense/value combined make it easy to squirrel away somewhere while I'm trying to escape or cross a boarder into another country.

My parents think (hopefully not anymore though Im unsure) that having converting your money into USD is a good way to make money. This is mostly from growing up in the middle east where the local currency is probably worth toilet paper and the USD always acts as a good currency to keep on hand.

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos
In a natural disaster I'm looting the pharmacy first thing.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

enraged_camel posted:

Their mentality is pretty simple and easy to understand: "gold and silver were used as currency in the old days, so they will probably be used again if our fiat economy collapses."

It's one of those things that s end logical on the surface, but of course isn't.

Bronze was used as currency too. Where are the bronze bugs?

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Krispy Kareem posted:

Bronze was used as currency too. Where are the bronze bugs?



I think you just discovered another source of post-apocalyptic wealth. Quick, buy up all the bronze before this occurs to the other enlightened folks!

Dwight Eisenhower
Jan 24, 2006

Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it.
I'll leave aside redundantly chiding about money vs barter.

Gold was a primary currency due to its rarity, its stability and resistance to corrosion (unlike silver), its uniformity (unlike oil/diamonds/eggs), and its aesthetic appeal.

It's not a good investment, and it's a poor store of value today by virtue of its comparably worse liquidity. If there is a big collapse in institutional support for USD, it might still be a popular currency. Iraqi dollars demonstrated this, even in the face of being a paper currency not pegged to any resources.

But if you want to buy for the apocalypse you should really invest in brass and lead.

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe
You just need a way of printing money for the apocalypse. If there's no power there's no porn other than in print. You need to buy as much porn as you can to trade with preppers. You too can be a pornbug.

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




Devian666 posted:

You just need a way of printing money for the apocalypse. If there's no power there's no porn other than in print. You need to buy as much porn as you can to trade with preppers. You too can be a pornbug.

There's something to be said for having a stash of "blackout porn" handy.

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe

B33rChiller posted:

There's something to be said for having a stash of "blackout porn" handy.

The porn needs to be added to your "go bag".

baquerd
Jul 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

enraged_camel posted:

Their mentality is pretty simple and easy to understand: "gold and silver were used as currency in the old days, so they will probably be used again if our fiat economy collapses."

It's one of those things that s end logical on the surface, but of course isn't.

You missed his point entirely - for every goldbug that actually has physical gold, there are quite a few who are simply holding certificates for that gold, shares of gold mining corporations, or shares in a gold mining MLP.

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

baquerd posted:

You missed his point entirely - for every goldbug that actually has physical gold, there are quite a few who are simply holding certificates for that gold, shares of gold mining corporations, or shares in a gold mining MLP.

Same difference.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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Cat Army Sworn Enemy
You laugh at me now but I'm telling you Fallout is right.

That's why I still have the bottle cap from every beer I've ever drank in my life.

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

baquerd posted:

or shares in a gold mining MLP.

I will always choose to read that as "a gold mining My Little Pony".

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard

Devian666 posted:

A good hunting rifle and ammo would be helpful. Although farming animals is more productive than hunting wild game. Unless of course you are in the US and preppers with only guns and ammo realise they need food then become cannibals. In a disaster you need a community response first as everyone working together will save the most lives. Preppers are likely to be terrorists in disaster situation.

Ok I'm 100% not a prepper and this is why- seems like you'd be just fine living in town while making trips to farm country to barter for food. That is until all the preppers who ran for the hills realize the population of deer dropped 95% in 3 weeks and they start getting hungry. At that point I think I'd be safest right in my normal house with all my neighbors and being on good terms with basically everyone in the town rather than on my own. Someone who was planning on living by the sword/AR-15 through the apocalypse is probably not going to be interested in working together to grow food.

Bad with money: Buying land if you expect the world to end. This is the dumbest thing. Before the apocalypse, you're spending all your money (that you could have been using to become a doctor or a farmer or a mechanic or just a person with a lot of friends) on land. After the apocalypse, you own what you can defend. What do you mean you made payments until the bank disappeared? You have a deed? Hey, I've got a piece of paper too- it says I own your land. I just wrote it. My paper's just as good as yours! poo poo dude it's the apocalypse if you can't defend it you don't own it, and if you can defend it you can take whatever you want.

Uncle Enzo fucked around with this message at 16:15 on Nov 16, 2015

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Devian666 posted:

A good hunting rifle and ammo would be helpful. Although farming animals is more productive than hunting wild game. Unless of course you are in the US and preppers with only guns and ammo realise they need food then become cannibals. In a disaster you need a community response first as everyone working together will save the most lives. Preppers are likely to be terrorists in disaster situation.

Depends on the disaster I guess. Has there been a natural disaster or unrest that cut people off from help for more than a week in the last 100 years? Even Katrina, which wasn't FEMA's finest hour, still had supplies in people's hands after 5 days.

The ideal situation is to live surrounded by Mormons. They may not share with you, but they won't take what little you have.

KillTylerDurden
May 15, 2004
I watched Fight Club one too many times.
$146k in student loan/credit card debt, $4k monthly income. :golfclap:

quote:

Hi there. I'm writing this on behalf of my gf who is $146K in debt between student loans and credit cards. We live together and split rent/utilities/food, but keep the rest of our finances separate.

While I am debt free and have several thousand in the bank, we need some advice on how she can tackle this monstrosity between our split costs and her monthly income. Here we go...

Credit Card #1 has 30% interest, $294 minimum monthly and a $8,845.97 balance.

Credit Card #2 has 12% interest, $222 minimum monthly and a $11,081.15 balance.

Credit Card #3 has 13% interest, $90 minimum monthly and a $4,400 balance.

Credit Card #4 has 0% interest, $63 minimum monthly and a $4,354.90 balance.

Great Lakes Student Loan has 6% interest, $93 minimum monthly and a $45,962.12 balance.

Federal Student Loan has 6% interest, $303 minimum monthly and a $44,602 balance.

Car loan is 2% interest, $550 minimum monthly and a $26,800 balance.

Total debt is $146,046.14.

Budget: She spends $500 a month on rent+utilities (we split roughly $1,000 together) and $150 a month on her phone.

Her monthly income ranges from $2,400-$4,000 but on average is $3,300.

She works as a Nutrition Specialist at a luxury/spa resort and her income fluctuates due to commission and busy season.

Her minimum monthly payments/car payments/rent/phone add up to $2,265. If, on average, she's taking home $3,300 a month, that leaves her with $1,035 leftover each month for food, savings and activities.

She only has about $200 saved right now and we both know this could be better. We are working on being frugal together but the anxiety created by all this debt had an impact on her spending habits before we started seeing each other. I'm reaching out now to see how we can fix this but I know this amount of debt seems insurmountable...we really just need some direction, a starting point.

We are trying to be frugal with our food budget and both love to cook, but being involved with nutrition means that we spend a little more for healthy/organic foods. We are budgeting $400 a month each ($100 a week per person) for food, so that takes her $1,035 a month down to $635 on average, depending on commission and time of year. Is this a reasonable food budget for our healthy accommodations?

She keeps receiving these debt consolidation mailings and is considering them, but they reek of payday loan scams.

She has tried to get a debt consolidation through her local credit union but they couldn't help her out.

Questions:

Is it even worth seeking a debt consolidation? I don't know much about them and I understand it largely depends on the interest rates that are offered. Again, the ones that she receives in the mail seem like a total scam.

What is the best approach for tackling these credit cards/loan payments? Logically, we think it makes sense to pay off the higher-interest credit cards first but I've read it may be psychologically easier to create little victories by paying off the lower-interest loans first.

We live in a sprawled-out town and at the moment, her car is a necessity. I am in between jobs and depending on where I become employed, we may be able to get rid of her car and just use mine. Is this something worth considering if we can manage it? How big of an impact would this have in the grand scheme of her overall debt?

Thank you for taking the time to read this...any and all help is appreciated!

Edit: Just caught the $150/month phone bill. :downsgun:

KillTylerDurden fucked around with this message at 16:41 on Nov 16, 2015

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
That's a tricky one - should they pay the high interest one first, or the student loan first because they're obviously going to declare bankruptcy anyway?

High Lord Elbow
Jun 21, 2013

"You can sit next to Elvira."

Devian666 posted:

The porn needs to be added to your "go bag".

You mean his come bag, right?

Zing!

r0ck0
Sep 12, 2004
r0ck0s p0zt m0d3rn lyf

quote:

We are trying to be frugal with our food budget and both love to cook, but being involved with nutrition means that we spend a little more for healthy/organic foods. We are budgeting $400 a month each ($100 a week per person) for food, so that takes her $1,035 a month down to $635 on average, depending on commission and time of year. Is this a reasonable food budget for our healthy accommodations?

Shes a nutritionist and they have to spend $800 a month on food. You'd think spending $100k on school to learn about food you might be smart enough to cook high quality healthy meals cheaply?

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos
She only has $20k high interest debt. That should be consolidated and paid off first.

Her $90k in student debt can't be discharged and she needs her car.

Grumpwagon
May 6, 2007
I am a giant assfuck who needs to harden the fuck up.

cowofwar posted:

She only has $20k high interest debt. That should be consolidated and paid off first.

Her $90k in student debt can't be discharged and she needs her car.

She needs A car, she doesn't necessarily need HER car. Selling that and either going with his car, or a cheaper car would help.

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

cowofwar posted:

She only has $20k high interest debt. That should be consolidated and paid off first.

Her $90k in student debt can't be discharged and she needs her car.

She may need a car, but a $26k car??? She needs to get rid of it and buy a used civic for $4-5k. That alone would save her a whopping $550 a month, with which she can use to pay off her high interest credit cards.

r0ck0
Sep 12, 2004
r0ck0s p0zt m0d3rn lyf
What about $800 a month in grocery shopping? Nothing? No one is going to say anything? Thats a normal amount to spend?

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Yeah, that's crazy too. This line makes me go :wtf:

quote:

We are trying to be frugal with our food budget and both love to cook, but being involved with nutrition means that we spend a little more for healthy/organic foods.

vvv yeah i was trying to be ironic and edgy but changed my mind ;)

Slow News Day fucked around with this message at 18:04 on Nov 16, 2015

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

That was his post.

KillTylerDurden
May 15, 2004
I watched Fight Club one too many times.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

That's a tricky one - should they pay the high interest one first, or the student loan first because they're obviously going to declare bankruptcy anyway?

reddit posted:

that 30% credit card debt is an emergency. She needs to pay that card off ASAP by any means necessary - balance transfer, payday loan, personal loan, sell the car, sell her body, whatever - and then cancel it.

Link:
https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/3sxk3v/146000_in_the_hole_could_use_some_help/

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KillTylerDurden
May 15, 2004
I watched Fight Club one too many times.

quote:

We are working on being frugal together but the anxiety created by all this debt had an impact on her spending habits before we started seeing each other.

My takeaway from this is when her money situation started getting bad she was like "gently caress it, imma still tear the mall up", and now she's stuck in broke-but-still-ballin mode.

Gotta have them organic greens.

She better be super hot.

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