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isn't gay for pay really easy to get into? good on you bear thing
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 Why do imgurians think this is the sign of a good boyfriend/girlfriend? Saying weird inane poo poo in public? 
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Nov 14, 2015 14:44
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Because they're the kind of people for whom life revolves entirely around pop culture.
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Nov 14, 2015 14:51
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The last one could have happened but its almost definitely a girl who thought it was funny in a cute way and was trying to not make it awkward and get a good tip.
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Nov 14, 2015 16:07
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Nov 14, 2015 17:32
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"Maybe I'll jerk off with my left today." Right palm starts itching.
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Nov 14, 2015 19:17
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I'm in a Facebook group called Cool Dog Group. It's cool, because people post pictures of cool dogs and dogs are cool. Unfortunately, a lot of the people in the group take their dog obsession a hair too seriously ("it's my dog or my life!") or just make up dumb poo poo like this: 
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Nov 15, 2015 06:12
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There's a bumper crop of Crowning Moments of Awesome. I liked this one because it was --well.quote:This troper's former boss at Blockbuster had hers when she punched out a customer. She's a large African-American woman who is built kind of like a steel girder, and when one guy tried to shoplift from us, she calmly waited until he started to head for the door, then stood between him and the door, said, "Give me back my loving tapes," and then before he could say anything, she punched him in the face so hard he went down with just one punch. Then she called the cops on him.
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Nov 16, 2015 09:41
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Khazar-khum posted:There's a bumper crop of Crowning Moments of Awesome. I liked this one because it was --well. "...and then she was fired, was ineligible for unemployment, and never found another job because she opens up her employers to massive lawsuits. The end."
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Nov 16, 2015 14:48
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Nov 16, 2015 16:15
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Wow not just sex, but super hot sex.
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Nov 16, 2015 16:18
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1) She actually got them stuck because she kept rolling her eyes every time you spoke 2) As someone who wears glasses but never contacts, do people normally keep them in during sex? I take my glasses off, but it's a different level of encumbrance to do so I can see why someone might not...
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Nov 16, 2015 17:52
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Nothing sexier than having to poke at your corneas for several minutes.
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Nov 16, 2015 17:53
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Postal Parcel posted:2) As someone who wears glasses but never contacts, do people normally keep them in during sex? I take my glasses off, but it's a different level of encumbrance to do so I can see why someone might not... Yeah, time to ruin the mood by swirling your finger around in your eye for a couple of seconds right as clothes are coming off.
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Nov 16, 2015 18:04
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Postal Parcel posted:1) She actually got them stuck because she kept rolling her eyes every time you spoke My GF is a myopia fetishist She can't get off unless she knows she's all blurry to me when we're doinkin'
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Nov 16, 2015 18:06
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West Ham Sandwich posted:Yeah, time to ruin the mood by swirling your finger around in your eye for a couple of seconds right as clothes are coming off. You could take your contacts out while your partner goes to fetch a condom 
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Nov 16, 2015 18:25
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You do not feel contacts in your eyes. They are soft and sit on your eye. People wearing contacts are not in constant pain. They have no effect on anything you are doing. No one would ever take them out before sex unless you had a cummy eyeball fetish. Contacts fall out they don't "get stuck" unless you are that one Chinese dude who was wearing 10 contacts at the same time.
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Nov 16, 2015 18:37
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Decrepus posted:Contacts fall out they don't "get stuck" unless you are that one Chinese dude who was wearing 10 contacts at the same time. You've never had to fish a contact out of the corner of your eye? Or worse, the tiny piece from a contact that tore?
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Nov 16, 2015 18:45
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They can get folded up and stuck far enough under your lid that someone might be too panicked or uncomfortable to try and remove them themselves. I've had to go to the ophthalmologist to have him help me remove one before. Probably wouldn't have gone to ER though.
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Nov 16, 2015 18:50
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TheMadMilkman posted:You've never had to fish a contact out of the corner of your eye? Or worse, the tiny piece from a contact that tore? This has happened to me one time in 5+ years of wearing contacts. I managed to get it out without going to the ER also.
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Nov 16, 2015 18:59
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Decrepus posted:This has happened to me one time in 5+ years of wearing contacts. I managed to get it out without going to the ER also. I guess you've never had super hot sex.
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Nov 16, 2015 19:04
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Lady Naga posted:Nothing sexier than having to poke at your corneas for several minutes. I'm sure you're being sarcastic but that sounds amazing Anyway, a fun romp from our friends at NAR: 
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Nov 16, 2015 19:29
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It's... Beautiful. At least this says it's only :inspired by real events"
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Nov 16, 2015 19:42
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Fathis Munk posted:It's... Beautiful. NARs in comic form is a match made in heaven. Like peanut butter and marshmallow.
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Nov 16, 2015 19:56
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subpar anachronism posted:They can get folded up and stuck far enough under your lid that someone might be too panicked or uncomfortable to try and remove them themselves. I've had to go to the ophthalmologist to have him help me remove one before. Probably wouldn't have gone to ER though. This is very confusing to a Canadian because here to even see an opthalmologist you need a referral so if you wanted to see one same-day you would, in fact, have to go through the ER. (Also how the hell did your contact not just slide back around by the time you got to the doctor's office?)
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Nov 16, 2015 23:38
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Decrepus posted:This has happened to me one time in 5+ years of wearing contacts. I managed to get it out without going to the ER also. It happens to me a few times a year. Only one time have I been in the verge of calling the eye doc but even that time I managed to finally fish it out. The whole thing is still STDH, but at least the contact thing is in the field of remote possibility. I was going to think through how sex might have caused it, but then I realized it was written by someone who's never had sex.
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Nov 17, 2015 00:00
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TheMadMilkman posted:You've never had to fish a contact out of the corner of your eye? Or worse, the tiny piece from a contact that tore?
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Nov 17, 2015 00:51
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Splicer posted:I have a friend who had to go to the ER for trying to take out a contact she wasn't wearing. Did she have a raging meth addiction?
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Nov 17, 2015 01:45
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On a reddit thread about BLM protests and, of course, SJWs: This is missing the "and then everyone cheered" part that would make me really believe it.
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Nov 17, 2015 06:10
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The Troper wore Pradaquote:This Troper has been practicing martial arts all her life, and has a habit of wearing combat boots when out and about. She was walking home from a school function late one night when some bloke about a foot taller than her and built like a Mack truck sneaks up behind her and puts a knife to her throat, demanding she hand over a real Prada handbag she'd gotten for her birthday. The idiot then used the hand with the knife in it to grab the bag. This Troper proceeded to snap his wrist like a toothpick and then when he came back screaming for blood she planted her boot in his lower jaw. He went down like a rock. The best thing about it? Right across the street was a cop, standing there like a deer in the headlights, with his gun halfway out of its holster.
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Nov 17, 2015 07:20
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Yeah, most people aren't gonna come back at you if you snap their wrist like a toothpick, as described by someone who has no idea how hard it is to break a person's wrist.
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Nov 17, 2015 08:40
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Easier or harder to break than pencils though? I do also like how this huge hulking bloke managed to sneak up on her to the point of surprising her with a knife to the throat.
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Nov 17, 2015 09:54
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"Bloke" and "cop with gun" don't really go together. Or is this that Anglophile thing that insufferable nerds do on the internet?
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Nov 17, 2015 10:20
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Bogmonster posted:"Bloke" and "cop with gun" don't really go together. Or is this that Anglophile thing that insufferable nerds do on the internet? Yeah, I was thinking that too. "Cop with gun" and "Mack truck" sound very American, and "bloke" is decidedly Anglo or Australian. Our cops here are bad, too, but unless the mugger was Suspiciously Muslim I can't see a cop pulling a gun on him.
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Nov 17, 2015 10:49
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Oh, there's a copper right across the street. What can be a better time to attack a teenage girl?
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Nov 17, 2015 11:03
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Khazar-khum posted:The Troper wore Prada Combat boots with a Prada handbag? Honey he was saving the handbag from you.
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Nov 17, 2015 11:22
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Eponine posted:Combat boots with a Prada handbag? Honey he was saving the handbag from you.  And of course she had to specify that it was a real Prada bag, god forbid someone thinks she's some kind of poor
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Nov 17, 2015 15:48
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She wears combat boots? That's super cool.
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Nov 17, 2015 16:50
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Shayu posted:She wears combat boots? That's super cool. In 1993.
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