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Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

Abyssal Squid posted:

This is CounterThink, they probably think we ARE prey animals.

"CounterThink" sounds like they're calling themselves stupid, I'm not sure we should take them seriously.

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Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!


Good Ol' Chip Bok posted:

French President Hollande pronounced France at war and promised to destroy ISIS/ISIL.

At a press conference today President Obama could barely be bothered to answer questions about his ISIS strategy. He seemed sedated. There was plenty of his customary “what we’re not going to do” line of lecturing. As in, “What I’m not interested in doing is posing or pursuing some notion of ‘American leadership’ or ‘America winning,”’

He spoke in a sort of monotone and mentioned how busy he is. Here’s a You Tube of the speech.

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk

Rorus Raz posted:

Like, I fully expect the US to just go "PSYCHE" and throw him back in the van and leave the Israeli officials choking on fumes. You don't let Charlie Brown kick the football.

Fun fact: there was, in fact, a Peanuts TV special where Charlie Brown DID kick that football.

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

Captain_Maclaine posted:

ISIS's attack sought to sever the Bourbon monarchy from the municipality of Paris and values of 1789, a wildly inaccurate and incredibly obscure political symbolism cartoon?

Just like to say I enjoyed this joke immensely.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Good leadership skills are relevant no matter what your organizational goals are. AGC

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

UrbicaMortis posted:

Just like to say I enjoyed this joke immensely.

Thanks, I was hoping someone would get it.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

fade5 posted:

Nope, Kirschen just hasn't done a victory cartoon yet and made us all despise/mock him again.

Can someone post the comic of him whining about Pollard after Rabin got killed?

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Obama should've used bright colors and funny animals and jingly keys. That would've been more interesting to Bok.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the Paris attacks – In a dramatic escalation of France’s war against Islamic State, Francois Hollande on Monday pledged to intensify his country’s airstrikes against the terror group"

Telegraph:


Independent:




Times:

After Low.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

D.N. Nation posted:

Obama should've used bright colors and funny animals and jingly keys. That would've been more interesting to Bok.
Well BoK, like many conservatives, loved Reagan so they're all about flashy style with no real substance. poo poo my mom called me the day of the attacks pining for Bush and his insipid cowboy speeches.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Sandpuppy posted:

Didn't somebody else do an actual cartoon just like this?

edit: Yep, this is what I was thinking of. Not enough drones, though:


Ripped AF Jesus never ever ever fails to make me smile.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
Pharmacies must be terrible; there are so many sick people there.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Fojar38 posted:

Pharmacies must be terrible; there are so many sick people there.

And you don't see any old people at the health food store, ergo pharmacies cause aging!

Neither can do anything about gingers though.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost



Uh, does Ramirez know it wasn't in Paris, TX?

betaraywil
Dec 30, 2006

Gather the wind
Though the wind won't help you fly at all


I know it as a couple of pages ago, but "Mecca, the Muslim Epicenter of the Islamic Faith."

I actually can't parse that Ramirez. I read the caption and my higher order cognitive functions shut down to save themselves.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011


The caption at the bottom makes it sound like Ramirez agrees that attacking ISIS will in fact detrimentally affect the West.

And don't Parisians wear colours other than grey, blue, and orange?

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

duz posted:

Uh, does Ramirez know it wasn't in Paris, TX?

Something bad happened. It's either Oblammo's fault somehow or he's responding to it in the worst possible way.

That's the entire message of like...every Ramirez.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
Didn't Ramirez do a similar cartoon earlier this year?

e: found it

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

Zetsubou-san posted:

Didn't Ramirez do a similar cartoon earlier this year?

e: found it



The gently caress is this

betaraywil
Dec 30, 2006

Gather the wind
Though the wind won't help you fly at all

memy posted:

The gently caress is this

Abstract Expressionism would have saved us from Daesh.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

memy posted:

The gently caress is this

A joke.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

"oh poo poo i overslept, uhhhh gently caress it" by M. Ramirez

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

memy posted:

The gently caress is this

Jackson Pollock's Autumn Rhythm

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk
From The New Yorker:

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

sinking belle posted:

I think the Ben Garrison cartoon is good, also, and absolutely not absurd, on account of my own goodness, and definite normalcy, compared to the incompetent SJWS, who threaten to upheave my way of life

this but with less irony

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!

Tardigrade
Jul 13, 2012

Half arthropod, half marshmallow, all cute.

Noted amorphous blob Donald Trump

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


I....

Does he.....

Thi.....

:dawkins101:

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Trump, uncomfortable with the conversation going on around him, looks for a way out.

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

donald not lookin so good

mrbotus
Apr 7, 2009

Patron of the Pants

What a display of complete comic-making incompetence. You'd think the fact that he basically steals his art assets off of Google image search and hits them with a couple of "artistic" photoshop filters would mean he could spend more time on his composition. The words are, as always, complete dog poo poo. But the fact that Trump and Blowjobski are both looking AWAY from each other in their respective panels makes it hard to tell their words are directed at EACH OTHER.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Jedit posted:

Correction:

"Be my VP, man I just met who, not being a natural-born citizen of the United States, is not eligible to be Vice-President as per the Twelfth Amendment to the Constitution." - Donald Trump

Perhaps someone should mention this to Muir's fanbase.

I will guarantee right now their response will be "Obama wasn't born in America, so at this point what difference does it make"

Jay Rust posted:

Speaking of:




Two-Bulls is even better at drawing the McCoy's own work than they are.

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.



there wolf posted:

Trump, uncomfortable with the conversation going on around him, looks for a way out. starts to melt.

So did the Russian build a wax doll of Trump now?

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Rorus Raz posted:

Well BoK, like many conservatives, loved Reagan so they're all about flashy style with no real substance. poo poo my mom called me the day of the attacks pining for Bush and his insipid cowboy speeches.

I think it's also projecting like a mother fucker. "Nuh uh, Ben Carson isn't monotone, OBAMA is monotone!"

there wolf posted:

Trump, uncomfortable with the conversation going on around him, looks for a way out.

As ways to escape Muir Sues presence go, slicing off orifices, starting with his nose, and then eating them is at least creative.

Fulchrum fucked around with this message at 05:11 on Nov 17, 2015

Flip Yr Wig
Feb 21, 2007

Oh please do go on
Fun Shoe

Tardigrade posted:

Noted amorphous blob Donald Trump

Broken clock/twice a day.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~



"All women should be subservient to men; none of them are capable of any kind of leadership. Anyone who says otherwise is a liar."

-Chirs "Massive rear end in a top hat" Muir

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

It was the CounterThink guy. You know, the "drink my raw milk!!!" advocate.

e: well.

Can someone get that image from The Critic where the cardboard is yelling for people to buy his book and replace the book with warm, raw milk?

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


nickmeister posted:

What a display of complete comic-making incompetence. You'd think the fact that he basically steals his art assets off of Google image search and hits them with a couple of "artistic" photoshop filters would mean he could spend more time on his composition. The words are, as always, complete dog poo poo. But the fact that Trump and Blowjobski are both looking AWAY from each other in their respective panels makes it hard to tell their words are directed at EACH OTHER.
The black border between the last two panels was so lost in the darks around it I didn't even realize it was two panels at first until I noticed it was less comprehensible than usual.

Also Trump's really savoring that Oreo.

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Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

Post 9-11 User posted:

There Is More And It Is Always Worse:




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzDVaKRApcg

Your love keeps lifting me higher
Than I ever been lifted before
So give me love
Which is my desire, honey
I'm gonna be at your side
Forever more

Now, you know your love
Keeps lifting me higher
Than I ever been lifted before
So give me love, oh
Which is my desire
I'm gonna be at your side
Forever more

Now, once down and broken hearted
And dissapointment was my closest friend
And than you, you came and heated parted
And you know he never showed his face again

Now, you know your love
Keeps lifting me higher
Than I ever been lifted before
So give me love, oh
Which is my desire
I'm gonna be at your side
Forever more, hey, hey, hey

Know your love
Lifting me higher
Than I ever been lifted before
So give me love
Which is my desire, ha
I'm gonna be at your side
Forever more

Now, you know your love
Keeps lifting me higher
Than I ever been lifted before
So give me love, oh
Which is my desire, oh, honey
I'm gonna be at your side
Forever more

Oh I got to tell you 'bout it
Keep me, lift me all up, lift me
Lift me little higher, now
Keep me going all up
I wanna higher, higher, higher, higher
Get me up there
I gotta get on up there
Lift me, lift me, lift me, oh lift me
Up, up, up, up, up, up
Gotta get on up
Gotta, gotta, get on up there...

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