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BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

DizzyBum posted:

That goon ate all our shrimp and two plastic lobsters!

'Tis no goon, 'tis a Simpsons quoting machine.

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Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

That's your solution to everything, go live under the sea, and it's not gonna happen!

Hey, the government can't control the sky. What if you lived in a balloon?

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


BigDave posted:

'Tis no goon, 'tis a Simpsons quoting machine.

Well, I'm no Margaret Cho, but I do a pretty fair Colombo impression.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Well, I'm no Margaret Cho, but I do a pretty fair Colombo impression.

Oh my God this dude does the best Flanders! You got the moustache, and the diddly. Okay, now do Wiggum.

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


TMMadman posted:

Oh my God this dude does the best Flanders! You got the moustache, and the diddly. Okay, now do Wiggum.

Well, Scooby Doo can doo-doo! But Jimmy Carter is smarter.

Technogeek
Sep 9, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

TMMadman posted:

Oh my God this dude does the best Flanders! You got the moustache, and the diddly. Okay, now do Wiggum.

Doctor_Fruitbat has no decency! He called me "Chief Piggum"!

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

That's your solution to everything, go live under the sea, and it's not gonna happen!

Not with that attitude!

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

PT6A posted:

Not with that attitude!

We're talking the original dog from hell.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Technogeek posted:

Doctor_Fruitbat has no decency! He called me "Chief Piggum"!

THE LAST CASE YOU GOT TO THE BOTTOM OF...WAS A CASE OF MALLOMARS!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Well, I'm no Margaret Cho, but I do a pretty fair Colombo impression.

I saw my best friend's head explode at Margaret Cho!

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Technogeek posted:

Doctor_Fruitbat has no decency! He called me "Chief Piggum"!

Where's your Messiah now, Technogeek? :chord:

Technogeek
Sep 9, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

BigDave posted:

Where's your Messiah now, Technogeek? :chord:

Stop chasing Ganesh! You're just going to get more wrath!

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

York_M_Chan posted:

We're talking the original dog from hell.

Y'all good with Poochie?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BigDave posted:

'Tis no goon, 'tis a Simpsons quoting machine.

BigDave, isn't it true that you are NOT a real Big? :smug:

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

York_M_Chan posted:

We're talking the original dog from hell.

A large dog-like animal, most likely a dog, has wandered down from hell, in search of food or possibly employment.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Technogeek posted:

Stop chasing Ganesh! You're just going to get more wrath!

You are not Ganesh! Ganesh is graceful!

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



Skeesix posted:

You are not Ganesh! Ganesh is graceful!

Who needs the infinite compassion of Ganesha when I have Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman staring at me from Entertainment Weekly with their dead EYES?!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Class3KillStorm posted:

Who needs the infinite compassion of Ganesha when I have Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman staring at me from Entertainment Weekly with their dead EYES?!

Yeeessss, Mr. Class3KillStorm, everything stinks.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Mister Kingdom posted:

Yeeessss, Mr. Class3KillStorm, everything stinks.

I smell a cheap forum crossover! :rolleyes:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I smell a cheap forum crossover! :rolleyes:

It was a gummy bear. :downs:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I smell a cheap forum crossover! :rolleyes:


Stupid cheap weatherstripping! :argh:

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Root Bear posted:

Stupid cheap weatherstripping! :argh:

Superglue, my butt!

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Monday_ posted:

Superglue, my butt!

In the event of ingestion, please consult a mortician

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Root Bear posted:

Stupid cheap weatherstripping! :argh:

Lousy house plant!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

Lousy house plant!



Be more funny! :argh:

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

TMMadman posted:

Lousy house plant!



We're going to get rid of the Christmas tree. It's starting to turn brown.

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees




Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009


Now Baka-nin, I know what you're thinking. I want to take the pressure off. Now, it doesn't take a `whiz' to know that you're looking out for `Number One'. Well, listen to me, and you'll make a big splash very soon.

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


Do over Ham posted:

Now Baka-nin, I know what you're thinking. I want to take the pressure off. Now, it doesn't take a `whiz' to know that you're looking out for `Number One'. Well, listen to me, and you'll make a big splash very soon.

I'm whizzin' with the door open, and I love it!

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Do over Ham posted:

Now Baka-nin, I know what you're thinking. I want to take the pressure off. Now, it doesn't take a `whiz' to know that you're looking out for `Number One'. Well, listen to me, and you'll make a big splash very soon.

Sorry, Do Over Ham, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

BigDave posted:

Sorry, Do Over Ham, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!

Well, I also like rainy days and movies...

Uh huh :(

Uh... No I don't like that :ohdear:

Or that :confused:

No it's not that I'm afraid I'mgonnahangupnowbyebye:aaaaa:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

DarklyDreaming posted:

Well, I also like rainy days and movies...

Uh huh :(

Uh... No I don't like that :ohdear:

Or that :confused:

No it's not that I'm afraid I'mgonnahangupnowbyebye:aaaaa:

Just a minute, don't hang up!

Yello?

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

TMMadman posted:

Just a minute, don't hang up!

Yello?

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

Hello, Lollipop Island? There's a little goon here who had too many sour balls.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

York_M_Chan posted:

Hello, Lollipop Island? There's a little goon here who had too many sour balls.

Three prawns are hardly a galaxy!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

York_M_Chan posted:

Hello, Lollipop Island? There's a little goon here who had too many sour balls.

Oooh! A fresh batch of America balls!

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



IMJack posted:

Oooh! A fresh batch of America balls!



America balls for some, miniature American flags for others!

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

IMJack posted:

Oooh! A fresh batch of America balls!



Why don't you try and solve the mystery of who put that mud in the freezer.

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Why don't you try and solve the mystery of who put that mud in the freezer.

Oh, Boardroom Jimmy, don't start stalking people again.
It's so illegal.
You stalked Charles Kuralt because you thought he dug up your garden.

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PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Baka-nin posted:

Oh, Boardroom Jimmy, don't start stalking people again.
It's so illegal.
You stalked Charles Kuralt because you thought he dug up your garden.

Well, something did.

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