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President Ark
May 16, 2010

:iiam:

HIGH LEVELS OF SECRET BLOOD

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



:3:

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

For all the broken English and Door Ladder, Planet Dojobah is a decent pun. Plus, it is correct that "Galaxies are far, far away."

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology





mini trial

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

FatSamurai posted:

I want to point out that in that tiny art on the tag, Door Ladder is clearly throwing up the Vulcan hand thing.

Also Karate Farmer doesn't have a cybernetic hand and a lightsaber, he has a cybersaber hand.



And here's Door Ladder

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
All those toys are fake, unfortunately. So is Robert Cop. :(

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

Paladinus posted:

All those toys are fake, unfortunately. So is Robert Cop. :(

They're art!

ubergnu
Jun 7, 2002

Failed gothic

Paladinus posted:

All those toys are fake, unfortunately. So is Robert Cop. :(

Noooo, you take that back! Or else I'll tell Feddy when you go to sleep!

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

ubergnu posted:

Noooo, you take that back! Or else I'll tell Feddy when you go to sleep!



Hey now ...

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
Everyone chill, no need to

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Hmm, but is he strong?

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Paladinus posted:

All those toys are fake, unfortunately. So is Robert Cop. :(

son of a bitch why would you do this

why would you take robert cop from me

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



theflyingorc posted:

son of a bitch why would you do this

why would you take robert cop from me

I own a RobertCop2, so I can say at least that one is real.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

AFewBricksShy posted:

I own a RobertCop2, so I can say at least that one is real.

ok, how about the batman description with Ninja Group and Doctor Jackstraw

please i need this

Super Dan
Jan 26, 2006

FatSamurai posted:

I want to point out that in that tiny art on the tag, Door Ladder is clearly throwing up the Vulcan hand thing.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

Inspiration for Burn After Reading?

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

Paladinus posted:

All those toys are fake, unfortunately. So is Robert Cop. :(

There's the original "Robert Cop 3" Chinese bootleg toy from the 90s, and a "Robert Cop 2" fake knockoff toy by the same guy who did the Stars Warsiors stuff.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

ookiimarukochan posted:

There's the original "Robert Cop 3" Chinese bootleg toy from the 90s, and a "Robert Cop 2" fake knockoff toy by the same guy who did the Stars Warsiors stuff.

Checks out


budgieinspector
Mar 24, 2006

According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.


(To the tune of "Desperado"):

Dildo Rancher,
aren't you worried 'bout splinters?
Those Montana winters
are lonely, I'm sure.
Oh, you got a hard one,
but drat, at least lacquer
your Rectal Attacker.
I hope you're insured.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

ubergnu posted:

Noooo, you take that back! Or else I'll tell Feddy when you go to sleep!



You can tell it's a bootleg because it has two eyes.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




theflyingorc posted:

ok, how about the batman description with Ninja Group and Doctor Jackstraw

please i need this

That one's real, I found it myself at a dollar store.

It's a pack of cards with numbers on them like it's a ccg, but there's no rules included and the numbers seem to be random. Also, the pictures on the cards are from batman forever, except for a few that are just photos of action figures. None of them are from Batman Begins.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

RandomFerret posted:

That one's real, I found it myself at a dollar store.

It's a pack of cards with numbers on them like it's a ccg, but there's no rules included and the numbers seem to be random. Also, the pictures on the cards are from batman forever, except for a few that are just photos of action figures. None of them are from Batman Begins.

How many of them are of Spider-Man?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Baron von Eevl posted:

How many of them are of Spider-Man?

None, but two of them are the exact same picture of Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy with Jim Carrey as The Riddler awkwardly pasted in. The editing is really badly done, and I can't figure out why they did it at all. Those weren't even the same movie.

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!

RandomFerret posted:

None, but two of them are the exact same picture of Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy with Jim Carrey as The Riddler awkwardly pasted in. The editing is really badly done, and I can't figure out why they did it at all. Those weren't even the same movie.

Shouldn't you be posting them?

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

budgieinspector posted:

(To the tune of "Desperado"):

Dildo Rancher,
aren't you worried 'bout splinters?
Those Montana winters
are lonely, I'm sure.
Oh, you got a hard one,
but drat, at least lacquer
your Rectal Attacker.
I hope you're insured.

That is completely perfect.

Red_October_7000
Jun 22, 2009
More mangled language for your amusement!









Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

"Pure speculation meat", perfect.

(Paging Cash Crab.)

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Phanatic posted:

That is completely perfect.

Hell, the original lyrics fit as well.

I know you're a hard one (:haw:)
but you've got your reasons
These things that are pleasing you
Can hurt you somehow...

Horace Kinch
Aug 15, 2007

I'd try IRON LAMB :black101: in a heartbeat.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Robeasts? I think that they hold a dance contest and 'serve' Voltron.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjMFYAdvHJc

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Subjunctive posted:

"Pure speculation meat", perfect.

(Paging Cash Crab.)

I didn't see this post until after I went through the list of dishes and settled on this exact thing. Spooky.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011




What is this? A picture for ants?





The furniture of law enforecement has arrived!

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
beep beep special delivery

Maxwells Demon
Jan 15, 2007


Acne Rain posted:

beep beep special delivery


I see your mother's dildos arrived unharmed.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Acne Rain posted:

beep beep special delivery


Somewhere a farm is going to be very disappointed with their new roosters.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Acne Rain posted:

beep beep special delivery


The new Hershey's Kisses are completely over the top.

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.
Would you say they're...a little hard to swallow?

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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

paul saltines lol

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