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This is the okcupid mock thread. The New Sincerity Dating Site Megathread is in E/N, but Angry Turtle stopped posting so it's not really worth reading.
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thing.txt threads pretty much mean post text from thing.
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Nov 17, 2015 08:03
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I hooked up with a girl I met on Tinder last Friday. First date was literally Netflix and Chill at her place. Two hours into sex, I stuck it in, then she called me a rapist and kicked me out. Beats getting my kidneys removed.
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Nov 17, 2015 19:02
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Magic Rabbit Hat posted:I hooked up with a girl I met on Tinder last Friday. First date was literally Netflix and Chill at her place. If you spent 2 hours dilly dallying before putting your penis in my vagina I'd kick you out too.
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Nov 17, 2015 19:10
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Note to self: goon definition of sex is being within a 10 ft proximity of a female.
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Nov 17, 2015 19:19
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paco650 posted:If you spent 2 hours dilly dallying before putting your penis in my vagina I'd kick you out too. I pay special attention to foreplay ok.
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Nov 17, 2015 19:24
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Was 90 minutes of the "foreplay" actually just the movie you were watching?
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Nov 17, 2015 19:56
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Magic Rabbit Hat posted:Two hours into sex, I stuck it in, then she called me a rapist and kicked me out. I bet you measure starting at the balls.
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Nov 17, 2015 20:49
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Marketing New Brain posted:I bet you measure starting at the balls. Always measure from the taint Scientastic posted:Was 90 minutes of the "foreplay" actually just the movie you were watching? It was Seven Psychopaths. I dunno what it was about, but Colin Ferrel is good so I will probably watch it again later.
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Nov 17, 2015 20:57
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holy moly. that poo poo made me hate reading. nope
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Nov 17, 2015 22:18
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Magic Rabbit Hat posted:I pay special attention to foreplay ok. Cool, so do most people. Except it's usually 10-15 minutes, not two loving hours. I'd kick you out too.
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Nov 17, 2015 22:45
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Aferisan posted:Note to self: goon definition of sex is being within a 10 ft proximity of a female.
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Nov 18, 2015 02:02
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My self-summary UPDATE*** Finished travelling! Back in Japan as of November 2015. For men: I'm only attracted to Asian men. Feminine or long haired men only. Everyone else will be ignored or will receive a scathing response depending on my mood. For women: Anyone is welcome to send a message. Let's hang out!! American, living in Tokyo, currently travelling Europe. Milan, Venice, Munich, Zurich, schaffhausen, rheinfall, vaduz, Dublin, Cork, Glasgow, Edinburgh, London, Paris. Possibly Rome and Berlin. Will return to Tokyo in November. Not looking for anything casual or FWB... and it makes me sad that so many people seek temporary pleasure over a real connection. This means that if "casual sex" is something you are seeking, EVEN IF it's not the only thing, I'm not interested in meeting you. We are obviously at different points in life. Nothing wrong with that, but I'm just not interested in someone who still finds that lifestyle acceptable. I was there once too... 10 years ago. Time to be an adult. For those that keep asking: I'm an English teacher. I'm nearly 30 so it's a little unreasonable to think I'm an exchange student. Most foreigners are English teachers. Also, I LIVE in Japan. I'm not visiting or touring. I live there. I'm a resident. I'm not setting an expiration date on that. I don't plan on leaving so please don't ask me how long I will stay. I know I sound rude, but in the past two years I've received over 6000 messages, 99% of which were all the same. It's made me quite impatient and cynical towards online dating. However, if you are my type physically and also a decent human being, I'm extremely patient, kind, and open minded. Sorry, I don't speak enough Japanese to date someone who doesn't speak English at all. What I’m doing with my life I'm learning all that I can about everything. I love to experience new things and learn new tricks. I’m really good at Not sure. Never really mastered one thing. But I'm decently good at a lot of things. The first things people usually notice about me My hair. It's always changing. And my eyes. They're kinda huuuuge. Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food Please note: For food... I can't eat any food that lives in water. No fish, shrimp, crab, lobster, etc. I know I'm probably going to starve in Japan... For media.... I'm a nerd and I gorge on Netflix. I also like plays, musicals, orchestras, video game concerts, etc The six things I could never do without headphones car (my fav place to be) chapstick reading material music and something else deep and meaningful. I'm drawing a blank I spend a lot of time thinking about -if Adam and Eve had bellybuttons. -how awesome alternative construction is -characters in fictional stories. I get waaaay too in depth with this. But I find it interesting to analyze the emotional aspects that go into creating a believable character. I like to read into what's not written. -what I want to do with the rest of my life. -if I should change my hair again. -where I should go on my next road trip. -why this is a dating site that doesn't ask about what an ideal first date would be. (I wouldn't answer anyway lol) On a typical Friday night I am Lol. Who knows.... The most private thing I’m willing to admit I have a very outgoing personality. I'm loud and I will say anything. But, if I like someone, I become very shy. You should message me if -You're willing to ask me out on a date that doesn't end at a hotel -You read my profile. -You are male but often get mistaken for female -You're actually female and love Netflix, crafts, travel, eki stamps, thrift stores, theater, cinema, cooking, board games... Hell, anything except clubs and drugs. Those are a no-go for me. -You're a musician, tattoo artist, or anything creative
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Nov 18, 2015 02:02
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caberham posted:For men: I'm only attracted to Asian men. Feminine or long haired men only. Everyone else will be ignored or will receive a scathing response depending on my mood. You know, given how Asian men are regarded as "need not apply" in online dating this would make her kind of a unicorn... shame about the whole "must be a sissy dick-tucking fuckboi stereotype Asian man" thing.
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Nov 18, 2015 02:07
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My crystal ball says she spends all of her disposable (and probably a fair chunk of her indisposable income) on host clubs.
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Nov 18, 2015 02:14
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Otisburg posted:You know, given how Asian men are regarded as "need not apply" in online dating this would make her kind of a unicorn... Uh, a unicorn is something else.
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Nov 18, 2015 03:36
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mitztronic posted:Uh, a unicorn is something else. Yeah, I know. I guess substitute your own "magical rare creature that you don't see on dating sites that much." Hippogriff or phlumph or whatever, I don't have a monster manual in front of me.
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Nov 18, 2015 03:37
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i believe the correct mythological animal to describe a woman who likes asian men would be qilin rather than unicorn
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Nov 18, 2015 10:47
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Apparently Jon Pop has tried his luck on okcupid http://imgur.com/a/dBT1Z
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Nov 18, 2015 13:22
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The Fattest PI posted:Apparently Jon Pop has tried his luck on okcupid Lol what a charmer
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Nov 18, 2015 15:00
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The Fattest PI posted:Apparently Jon Pop has tried his luck on okcupid Jesus
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Nov 18, 2015 15:17
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The Fattest PI posted:Apparently Jon Pop has tried his luck on okcupid The struggle of a fedora against racism is real.
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Nov 18, 2015 15:23
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The delay in response that made him jump immediately to accusations of racial hatred looks to be less than 24 hours.
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Nov 18, 2015 15:33
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Shima Honnou posted:i believe the correct mythological animal to describe a woman who likes asian men would be qilin rather than unicorn maybe i hang out with a bunch of weirdos, but i didn't realize liking asian men was that uncommon in this day and age
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Nov 18, 2015 15:42
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Otisburg posted:The delay in response that made him jump immediately to accusations of racial hatred looks to be less than 24 hours. I understand being eager for a respond from someone who looks interesting, but those kind of guys seems to think that the world should stop for them. How can someone be so bad at human interaction is a mystery to me.
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Nov 18, 2015 17:45
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I'm a female, for reference. Just got this Engrishy message.   are you today
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Nov 18, 2015 18:18
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Cuckoo posted:I'm a female, for reference. Just got this Engrishy message. Wet it up.
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Nov 18, 2015 19:03
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YeahTubaMike posted:maybe i hang out with a bunch of weirdos, but i didn't realize liking asian men was that uncommon in this day and age i'm half-asian and it kinda is
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Nov 18, 2015 21:30
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YeahTubaMike posted:maybe i hang out with a bunch of weirdos, but i didn't realize liking asian men was that uncommon in this day and age In my experience it is quite uncommon outside of big cities or weeaboos.
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Nov 18, 2015 21:59
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It's not just anecdotes, I forget which big site crunched the numbers but Asian men have the lowest response rate of all demographics. IDK why it is. I'm sure depictions of Asian dudes as effete weirdos (The Hangover, Two Broke Girls, Gangnam Style Man, etc.) doesn't help, and seems to have burrowed into this woman's brain. Maybe we need to have a martial arts movie Renaissance, at least have the lazy stereotypes be cool, butch sexhavers.
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Nov 18, 2015 22:20
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caberham posted:Not looking for anything casual or FWB... and it makes me sad that so many people seek temporary pleasure over a real connection. This means that if "casual sex" is something you are seeking, EVEN IF it's not the only thing, I'm not interested in meeting you. We are obviously at different points in life. Nothing wrong with that, but I'm just not interested in someone who still finds that lifestyle acceptable. I was there once too... 10 years ago. Time to be an adult. I, too, was hugely into anonymous bath-house fucks for a brief period in my late tweens.
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Nov 18, 2015 22:20
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All my straight Asian guy friends pretty much uniformly agree that the dating market is harder for them and based on the evidence I've seen I'm inclined to agree. (Doubly so if they don't fall into the effete girly Asian boy stereotype that the charming lady above seems to want)
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Nov 18, 2015 22:46
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Is "not looking for a father for my child" the single mom version of a man's "not looking to hook up"?
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Nov 18, 2015 23:21
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The Fattest PI posted:Apparently Jon Pop has tried his luck on okcupid This brightened my day up. I really needed this. Thank you a million.
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Nov 18, 2015 23:23
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Otisburg posted:It's not just anecdotes, I forget which big site crunched the numbers but Asian men have the lowest response rate of all demographics. OKC crunched numbers on their own users: http://blog.okcupid.com/
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Nov 18, 2015 23:36
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Moneyball posted:Is "not looking for a father for my child" the single mom version of a man's "not looking to hook up"? If by that you mean they're looking for a hook-up, then yes. They are defnitely looking for a hook up.
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Nov 19, 2015 00:04
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Magic Rabbit Hat posted:If by that you mean they're looking for a hook-up, then yes. They are defnitely looking for a hook up.
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Nov 19, 2015 00:17
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Huh, I thought asian guys got like +10 cool points by default? Or am I watching too many HK action movies?
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Nov 19, 2015 01:05
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lol are people really unaware that women find asian men the least attractive by a long shot??
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Nov 19, 2015 01:07
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mobby_6kl posted:Huh, I thought asian guys got like +10 cool points by default? Or am I watching too many HK action movies? lol Groovelord Neato posted:lol are people really unaware that women find asian men the least attractive by a long shot?? Whenever I date a white nerd (which is a lot) I get incredulous looks that I don't watch or enjoy anime.
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