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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

it is a very johnny football thing to be pulled over by the cops, admit to having a few drinks, and the fact you might have gotten into a highway slapfight with your girlfriend, and suffer no consequences-rather, be awarded the starting job.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
White man plays life on easy mode.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Eifert Posting posted:

Peyton Manning will announce he is forced to retire because of a dangerous excess of bile that will not respond to cupping.

Clearly, his phlegm is what is unbalanced. Probably from all that Papa John's pizza.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

well it was a good season folks. go panthers

Heh, I did the same thing. My Panthers friend said there's room for everybody on the bandwagon!

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
*fans of 7-2 team abandon team to jump on bandwagon of 9-0 team*

Broncos fans are trash

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Ross Angeles posted:

*fans of 7-2 team abandon team to jump on bandwagon of 9-0 team*

Broncos fans are trash

We are literally burning our jerseys right now

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
https://www.facebook.com/bleacherreport/videos/10153626096676006/

Hahahaha oh my god can someone make this a gif?

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Ross Angeles posted:

*fans of 7-2 team abandon team to jump on bandwagon of 9-0 team*

Broncos fans are trash

I had one fill up my mentions on Twitter because I joked that I wanted to suplex every member of the Broncos team. They are garbage.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Ross Angeles posted:

*fans of 7-2 team abandon team to jump on bandwagon of 9-0 team*

Broncos fans are trash
I was totally serious btw

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


It's coming

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

I was totally serious btw

we're bros manas it's cool i saved you a seat on the bus

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
the Broncos are going to lose to John Fox

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012


How can he even play in the NFL, when the NFLPA makes it so hard for players to focus on winning their conference?

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization



Bossweiler will lead us to the promised land!


Bears win 28-12

e: vvv lol I never saw him before, just assumed the white guy was Brock

3 DONG HORSE fucked around with this message at 02:46 on Nov 18, 2015

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


old dog child posted:

Bossweiler will lead us to the promised land!


Bears win 28-12

that's not ossweiler

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


R.D. Mangles posted:

that's not ossweiler

E: I AM DUMB

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

old dog child posted:

Bossweiler will lead us to the promised land!


Bears win 28-12

e: vvv lol I never saw him before, just assumed the white guy was Brock

racist

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization



When I was a kid and came back from Japan after my dad's tour was over, I kept getting white people mixed up and it still happens sometimes. One of the perks of full immersion Japanese living!

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


lol what kind of doofus doesn't recognize Denver's third string quarterback who last played for a 5-7 Northwestern team on sight

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013


he looks like Manning a bit...

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

old dog child posted:

When I was a kid and came back from Japan after my dad's tour was over, I kept getting white people mixed up and it still happens sometimes. One of the perks of full immersion Japanese living!

its true, all humans do look alike.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

PrinceRandom posted:

he looks like Manning a bit...
I can't unsee it

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
Screw backup nobodies, Broncos need someone who they know can get them wins in the playoffs.

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Abugadu posted:

Screw backup nobodies, Broncos need someone who they know can get them wins in the playoffs.



I love this gif so much

three
Aug 9, 2007

i fantasize about ndamukong suh licking my doodoo hole
That is a hall of fame Gif right there.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
I could watch irvin ride that horse forever

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Ross Angeles posted:

*fans of 7-2 team abandon team to jump on bandwagon of 9-0 team*

Broncos fans are trash

Ditching the Broncos is a proud tradition fucker

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Seems pretty dumb IMO to ditch teams

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I was joking about abandoning the Broncos, however I am rooting for the Panthers in the NFC.

\/\/ :hfive:

FUCKFACE MORON fucked around with this message at 16:38 on Nov 18, 2015

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







I've been a Broncos fan since they beat the Packers in the superbowl in 1997.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
I'm picking against the Panthers every tough game because they almost lost to the Colts, but I'm till rooting for them to win cause Cam owns a whole lot.

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

I don't like the panthers cause everyone likes them

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
While I'd rather the Packers be the best team in the NFC, it's really hard not to cheer for Cam and his cats.

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Can't we all just root for not-the-Patriots?

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

MrLogan posted:

Can't we all just root for not-the-Patriots?

Anybody But The Patriots is the default fanbase.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

MrLogan posted:

Can't we all just root for not-the-Patriots?

I guess you don't like winning do you?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

GaussianCopula posted:

I guess you don't like winning do you?
nope

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

What does it profit a fan to gain a Lombardi trophy but lose his soul

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Ehud posted:

What does it profit a fan to gain a Lombardi trophy but lose his soul

I want to find out

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GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

Ehud posted:

What does it profit a fan to gain a Lombardi trophy but lose his soul

worldly pleasure

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