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dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

kinmik posted:

Would you say they're...a little hard to swallow?

Don't be a dick saying jokes like this.

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Mayostard
Apr 21, 2007

In the Chamber of Understanding

dialhforhero posted:

Don't be a dick saying jokes like this.

I know, what a prick, eh?

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008
Penis!


Get it?

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Frequently

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
does anybody have the photoshop of tom cruise with huge hands on Oprah? every GIS i look for turns up gay porn

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

hhhat posted:

Penis!


Get it?

Your mom does.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

amityville anus posted:

does anybody have the photoshop of tom cruise with huge hands on Oprah? every GIS i look for turns up gay porn

Have you considered a search query besides "gay porn"?

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

kizudarake posted:

Your mom does.

IMG_mbison.gif

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

ikanreed posted:

Have you considered a search query besides "gay porn"?

yeah, searching" tom cruise huge hands not gay porn " turns up a lot of gay porn for some awful reason

lllllllllllllllllll
Feb 28, 2010

Now the scene's lighting is perfect!








http://liartownusa.tumblr.com/ is a funny website.

HBomb
Sep 26, 2004

All aboard.

As an AB+ individual who has faced constant ostracization over my toxic blood, I was really hoping this was a real website.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

HBomb posted:

As an AB+ individual who has faced constant ostracization over my toxic blood, I was really hoping this was a real website.

Why don't you just use your mind control over bees to deal with it:rolleyes: Or are there too many chairs in the way?

lllllllllllllllllll
Feb 28, 2010

Now the scene's lighting is perfect!

HBomb posted:

As an AB+ individual who has faced constant ostracization over my toxic blood, I was really hoping this was a real website.
I bet not half of the weird things people say about you AB-Plusers is correct.









HBomb
Sep 26, 2004

All aboard.

lllllllllllllllllll posted:

I bet not half of the weird things people say about you AB-Plusers is correct.











Where do I find more of these please

Edit: I found them and they are amazing.

http://liartownusa.tumblr.com/tagged/ABPositive

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!
What the hell people loving stereotype about blood type? Is this real?!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

thespaceinvader posted:

What the hell people loving stereotype about blood type? Is this real?!

No.

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.
It's supposed to lampoon activism for things that doesn't need it and if you weren't careful could easily confuse it to be a joke.

I guess it did a pretty good job then! That or we have seen so much insane poo poo that nothing is a joke anymore. Well, nothing wants to be taken as a joke, anyway.

Just Offscreen has a new favorite as of 19:13 on Nov 18, 2015

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

thespaceinvader posted:

What the hell people loving stereotype about blood type? Is this real?!

It is.



In Japan.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

thespaceinvader posted:

What the hell people loving stereotype about blood type? Is this real?!

Yes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_type_personality_theory

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Oh good, phrenology is back

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

HBomb posted:

As an AB+ individual who has faced constant ostracization over my toxic blood, I was really hoping this was a real website.

As an O- my blood is continually siphoned away by others and when time comes for me to need some none's available because it's all been used up by the likes of you, but your oh-so-special blood can only be used to keep you and your filthy kind alive.

The only use for your blood is to wash the streets come the glorious day of the revolution, as the O- proletariat rises up to smash the haemobourgeoisie.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
O+

The Plebeian blood type

nexus6
Sep 2, 2011

If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
Is there an xfiles episode or something with an ab+ person with powers or something these are all referencing? They're all talking about bees and chairs.

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


thespaceinvader posted:

What the hell people loving stereotype about blood type? Is this real?!

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


nexus6 posted:

Is there an xfiles episode or something with an ab+ person with powers or something these are all referencing? They're all talking about bees and chairs.

And what's with that movie about the guy who turns into a tiger? How would that even work, can tigers be house broken? ??????

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

sandoz posted:

And what's with that movie about the guy who turns into a tiger? How would that even work, can tigers be house broken? ??????

They actually can! They're just like any other cat only bigger. They even like playing with string and chasing laser pointers around. Now I don't know if a former detective magically turned tiger would need to go through the same sort of rigorous training that regular born tiger would (I doubt it, because the underlying consciousness of the detective will still be intact inside the tiger). I guess the real question here would be since losing his ability to express himself in the normal ways, would the Tiger Detective have a different standard of purrs and growls than a normal tiger would. Really makes you think....

HBomb
Sep 26, 2004

All aboard.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

As an O- my blood is continually siphoned away by others and when time comes for me to need some none's available because it's all been used up by the likes of you, but your oh-so-special blood can only be used to keep you and your filthy kind alive.

The only use for your blood is to wash the streets come the glorious day of the revolution, as the O- proletariat rises up to smash the haemobourgeoisie.

I will feast on your antigen-free blood, donor scum.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

VendaGoat posted:

O+

The Plebeian blood type

O+:hf:O+

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

nexus6 posted:

Is there an xfiles episode or something with an ab+ person with powers or something these are all referencing? They're all talking about bees and chairs.

Can we please stop with all the political correctness? Everyone knows how pozzies are.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.


I love that that particular pseudoscience is a direct reaction to another equally ridiculous pseudoscience, trying to justify "Japan still cool!"

quote:

Ultimately deriving from ideas of historical scientific racism, which was originated in early twentieth century's Europe, Japan used blood type as a countermeasure against it.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Data Graham posted:

Oh good, phrenology is back

Wut? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phrenology

Bart Fargo
Mar 24, 2005

Il Raggio Infernale


I think they mean the general thought of determining someone's personality/characteristics based on a completely arbitrary biological trait.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Phrenology is the Ph in Ph.D

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.
There are times that I really love Pratchett:

quote:

Retro Phrenologist,

You can go into a shop in Ankh-Morpork and order an artistic temperament with a tendency to introspection. What you actually get is hit on the head with a large hammer, but it keeps the money in circulation and gives people something to do.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

I watched a shitton of Voltron when I was little, and I just realized that robeast is probably a portmanteau of robot and beast.

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

stubblyhead posted:

I watched a shitton of Voltron when I was little, and I just realized that robeast is probably a portmanteau of robot and beast.

Actually roast beast

Look it up in Japanese

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Other than Apple Cabin Foods, the best Liar Town USA invention is clearly The Burbank Shopping Plaza.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

KilroyWasHere posted:

No discussion of Chuck Tingle is complete without his twitter account.

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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Acne Rain posted:

beep beep special delivery


They're not in a bag, how can I eat all of them?

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