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dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010

duTrieux. posted:

i think ganon should start to realize that he's trapped in a repeating drama and try to break the cycle only to get murdered by link

read cucumber quest

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quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


je1 healthcare posted:

So is it that Linkle is too similar to Link? Or not similar enough?

I mean, I also see the problems with the design. for starters, she's doesn't have a flamethrower. GJ there kidtendo.

the problem as people are complaining about it is that she can be summed up as "link, but as a girl" in the same way that ms. pac-man is "pac-man, but a woman"

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

duTrieux. posted:

i think ganon should start to realize that he's trapped in a repeating drama and try to break the cycle only to get murdered by link

that was demise from skyward sword


who actuqlly gets murdered and reincarnated as gannon.

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA

how do i combine ignorant cynicism with dismissal of any basic criticism of my precious video games? hmmmm, let me think

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
I thought that in any of the Zelda titles where he was given dialog or characterization at all that he's like dimly aware of it.

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

Blackula69 posted:

how do i combine ignorant cynicism with dismissal of any basic criticism of my precious video games? hmmmm, let me think
:qq:

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA

duTrieux. posted:

i think ganon should start to realize that he's trapped in a repeating drama and try to break the cycle only to get murdered by link

wait is this actually canon

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA

i just found this video of fabricated responding to anita's twitter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqSTXuJeTks

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

Blackula69 posted:

i just found this video of fabricated responding to anita's twitter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqSTXuJeTks
:qq:

Let's see how many times this can make you burble and froth

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Blackula69 posted:

wait is this actually canon

mostly

setting skyward sword out since it really doesn't have gannon, the first game chronologically is oot

3 timelines breakout after oot

first would be where link fucks up and ganon wins

this leads to lttp, la, oracles, link bt worlds, and zelda 1 and 2. cycle really only happens in lttp, oracles, link bt worlds, and zelda 1

second is link beats ganon but returns to being a kid, because of this he disappears into terminal for majora's mask and isn't around for when gannon gets his poo poo together, causing gannon to win by default, lands are flooded, wind waker and it's sequels take place

third is link beats gannon and chills in gannon free hyrule as an adult, which leads into gannon being imprisoned and sealed away leading to twilight princess

why do i know this

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

ayn rand hand job posted:

mostly

setting skyward sword out since it really doesn't have gannon, the first game chronologically is oot

3 timelines breakout after oot

first would be where link fucks up and ganon wins

this leads to lttp, la, oracles, link bt worlds, and zelda 1 and 2. cycle really only happens in lttp, oracles, link bt worlds, and zelda 1

second is link beats ganon but returns to being a kid, because of this he disappears into terminal for majora's mask and isn't around for when gannon gets his poo poo together, causing gannon to win by default, lands are flooded, wind waker and it's sequels take place

third is link beats gannon and chills in gannon free hyrule as an adult, which leads into gannon being imprisoned and sealed away leading to twilight princess

why do i know this
I thought Nintendo released a big book explaining the whole thing finally or was that not official

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015

Notorious QIG posted:

the problem as people are complaining about it is that she can be summed up as "link, but as a girl" in the same way that ms. pac-man is "pac-man, but a woman"

Isn't that what people have been asking for? Link, but as a girl? I don't know why its surprising that female Link turned out to be a hero blonde in a green tunic because that's literally the sum of his character.

And I imagine the whole point of asking for an altered version of a male character is to retain those defining qualities. Otherwise people would just ask for a whole new character.

Hyrule Warriors has playable female characters though so one more is always good.

Tanith
Jul 17, 2005


Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores
Use them, lose them, salvage more
Kick off the next AI war
In the Persean Sector

Dodoman posted:

they make fun games that aren't testosterone filled roid adventures with lasers and dragons

what the hell else does one play video games for?

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015

Fabricated posted:

I thought Nintendo released a big book explaining the whole thing finally or was that not official

It was either a website or a book. It was still a very dumb thing to do because kids today have no imagination and must have everything spelled ou

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA

Dodoman posted:

they make fun games that aren't testosterone filled roid adventures with lasers and dragons

those are my favourite kind of games, though.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Fabricated posted:

I thought Nintendo released a big book explaining the whole thing finally or was that not official

it was in a special 25th anniversary book yeah release in conjunction with skyward sword

but that's basically the timelines in the book

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

Tanith posted:

what the hell else does one play video games for?
Hey puzzle games are good too

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
tbh the timeline wasn't too hard to put together without nintendo, but it was the revelation that link actually lost in oot that made it make much more sense

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

je1 healthcare posted:

It was either a website or a book. It was still a very dumb thing to do because kids today have no imagination and must have everything spelled ou

right, "kids"

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
doesn't ganon have some clear level of awareness in wind waker too

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

haveblue posted:

doesn't ganon have some clear level of awareness in wind waker too

ganon talks a whole lot in wind waker yeah

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
link is a garbage non-character, replace him with female link

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
make link black

Tanith
Jul 17, 2005


Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores
Use them, lose them, salvage more
Kick off the next AI war
In the Persean Sector
just replace link with mario

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

computer parts posted:

make link black

blink

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

blinkle

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat
lunk

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
i'd play blaxploitation zelda

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
ganon is a honky

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

even when this game does bug out, it's hilarious

http://gfycat.com/AptWealthyBustard

the conditions are so specific that i can't really be mad at bethesda for not catching it (plus I saved five seconds earlier)

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Space-Pope posted:

i'd play blaxploitation zelda

kingpin: life of crime

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

duTrieux. posted:

i think ganon should start to realize that he's trapped in a repeating drama and try to break the cycle only to get murdered by link

isn't this what Wind Waker was

motherfucker got a sword in the noggin

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge

Sudo Echo posted:

even when this game does bug out, it's hilarious

http://gfycat.com/AptWealthyBustard

the conditions are so specific that i can't really be mad at bethesda for not catching it (plus I saved five seconds earlier)
it's cool just get a sniper rifle and scope your way out

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA

Al! posted:

kingpin: life of crime

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
idk how to get the camera closer but here is m'lady

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

Space-Pope posted:

i'd play blaxploitation zelda

HE was man of action but few words lookin for trouble
SHE was a damsel in distress by day... and a knife throwin' mama with an EXPLOSIVE personality by night
THEY would work together to fight THE MAN who was trying to take over the hood for his self

DON'T MISS
LINK
TO A BLAST

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
minor spoiler: solving difficult problems, the bethesda way

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

i've had two suits of power armour stolen by my settlers :geno:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Blackula69 posted:

idk how to get the camera closer but here is m'lady



:frog:

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grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

Pinterest Mom posted:

i've had two suits of power armour stolen by my settlers :geno:

my buddy had trashcan carla jump into his when raiders attacked sanctuary hills and now she just walks around the wasteland with his poo poo on

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