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Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


PT6A posted:

Well, something did.

I did, when you let your guard down for that split second. And I'd do it again.

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The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

York_M_Chan posted:

Hello, Lollipop Island? There's a little goon here who had too many sour balls.

It's actually a peninsula.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

I did, when you let your guard down for that split second. And I'd do it again.

He took PTA6 too? That wasn't part of the deal Fruitbat! That wasn't part! :argh:

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

PT6A posted:

Three prawns are hardly a galaxy!

You might say the secret ingredient is salt!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Baka-nin posted:

You stalked Charles Kuralt because you thought he dug up your garden.

:mad: So it was the dog who buried our stuff!

:geno: Yes... the dog.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

PT6A posted:

Well, something did.

I said I don't want any drat vegetables!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Root Bear posted:

I said I don't want any drat vegetables!

Oh, Root Bear! It tastes like Grandma!

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Martytoof posted:

You might say the secret ingredient is salt!

A sprinkle of chervil, half a teaspoon of turmeric and a whisper of MSG.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

A sprinkle of chervil, half a teaspoon of turmeric and a whisper of MSG.

You gotta improvise, Jimmy: cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Root Bear posted:

I said I don't want any drat vegetables!
But they're smooth and mild and refreshingly addictive!

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

A sprinkle of chervil, half a teaspoon of turmeric and a whisper of MSG.

O-re-gan-o? What the hell?

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Everything Counts posted:

O-re-gan-o? What the hell?

Heheh look at this country, U-R-Gay

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Everything Counts posted:

O-re-gan-o? What the hell?

Oh, no. I could never support the black arts. You know, magic, fortune telling, oriental cooking...

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

After The War posted:

Oh, no. I could never support the black arts. You know, magic, fortune telling, oriental cooking...

Tie good. You like shirt?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Monday_ posted:

Tie good. You like shirt?

Writer Cath, nodding politely.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Monday_ posted:

Tie good. You like shirt?

What happened to you, Monday? You used to be cool.

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free

TMMadman posted:

Oh, Root Bear! It tastes like Grandma!

It's like kissing a peanut!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Baka-nin posted:

Oh, Boardroom Jimmy, don't start stalking people again.
It's so illegal.
You stalked Charles Kuralt because you thought he dug up your garden.

Oh, OK, have it your own way, Baka-nin. :ninja:

I'll be back in a minute [gets up]: :ninja:

I'm... :ninja:

[sly] going outside. :ninja:

To...stalk... :ninja:

Jerusalem and TMMadman. :ninja:

[realizes] D'oh! :doh:

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



Do over Ham posted:

Oh, OK, have it your own way, Baka-nin. :ninja:

I'll be back in a minute [gets up]: :ninja:

I'm... :ninja:

[sly] going outside. :ninja:

To...stalk... :ninja:

Jerusalem and TMMadman. :ninja:

[realizes] D'oh! :doh:

We're going out, Do over Ham! If we don't come back, avenge our deaths!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Mister Kingdom posted:

What happened to you, Monday? You used to be cool.

No I didn't.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Writer Cath posted:

Writer Cath, nodding politely.

I'm not nodding, it's the air conditioning! :mad:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Root Bear posted:

I'm not nodding, it's the air conditioning! :mad:

And they will be holding auditions to find a local youngster to play Fallout Boy.



Oh, and the air conditioner will be fixed this afternoon.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

IMJack posted:

Oooh! A fresh batch of America balls!



Hey, America, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, America. :toot:

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Mister Kingdom posted:

What happened to you, Monday? You used to be cool.

You've changed, man. It used to be about the music. :guitar:

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Do over Ham posted:

Hey, America, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, America. :toot:

Truly, yours is a butt that won't quit.

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Truly, yours is a butt that won't quit.

My rear end groove! Awww.. Fruitbat mushed it all out of shape.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Truly, yours is a butt that won't quit.

Shake shake shake...
Shake shake shake
Shake your booty...

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Truly, yours is a butt that won't quit.

Tell her her rump is as big as the queen's, and twice as fragrant!

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

IMJack posted:

You've changed, man. It used to be about the music. :guitar:

But this is Grand Funk Railroad. You guys back there know Grand Funk, right? Nobody knows the band Grand Funk? The wild, shirtless lyrics of Mark Farner? The bong rattling bass of Mel Schacher? The competent drum work of Don Brewer?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

Jerusalem and TMMadman. :ninja:

Hey TMMadman, remember when Do over Ham paid us $1000 to kiss each other?

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

But this is Grand Funk Railroad. You guys back there know Grand Funk, right? Nobody knows the band Grand Funk? The wild, shirtless lyrics of Mark Farner? The bong rattling bass of Mel Schacher? The competent drum work of Don Brewer?

For more information about Grand Funk, consult your school library!

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Monday_ posted:

For more information about Grand Funk, consult your school library!

Don't commit your hate crimes here. HATE CRIME :argh:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Hey TMMadman, remember when Do over Ham paid us $1000 to kiss each other?

[looks at hand]

Jerusalem=white

TMMadman=black

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

Jerusalem=white

It's true, it's true, I'm so lame! :laffo:

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Do over Ham posted:

[looks at hand]

Jerusalem=white

TMMadman=black

See, white guys have names like Jerusalem, but black guys have names like TMMadman!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

See, white guys have names like Jerusalem, but black guys have names like TMMadman!

Good thing those lesbians knew CPR!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
:wth: This lesbian quote thread doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, ladies...

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Root Bear posted:

:wth: This lesbian quote thread doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, ladies...

Why that's a fabulous idea. Anything else you'd like? How about real lead in the radiation shields? Urinal cakes, maybe?

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Why that's a fabulous idea. Anything else you'd like? How about real lead in the radiation shields? Urinal cakes, maybe?

Let the goons have their Tar-Tar Sauce.

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some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Jerusalem posted:

It's true, it's true, I'm so lame! :laffo:

Hey buddy, did you get a load of that NERD?

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