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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

A misanthrope posted:

i believe this unironically



what if I like symmetry?

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revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta
US Suburbs are the absolute worst. You can't just pop down to the local corner store on foot/bike/scooter, there isn't one. So you need get in your car to drive there, as does everyone else, and thus it's traffic everywhere at all times, which means you might as well do your shopping once a week/month to save time, which means you need a big car to fit everything, which means you need a bigger house to fit your 2.5 SUVs which means you need to work longer hours to afford the lifestyle which means you have no time outside of work which means you need to pay for basic things like lawncare because you're so busy and the cycle just loving repeats until you die.

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

Moridin920 posted:

This is from a few pages ago but dude gently caress off with this 'the only real cars are manual.' Yeah alright you probably get slightly better gas mileage and the car is slightly lighter but clearly you don't drive in big city traffic. Automatic is just better and easier in those conditions, sorry.
I cant be arsed browsing back to see if you were even the guy I was responding too but lol way to miss my point retard.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Darth123123 posted:

what if I like symmetry?

no offense but i feel like that may be a brain problem

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

revmoo posted:

US Suburbs are the absolute worst. You can't just pop down to the local corner store on foot/bike/scooter, there isn't one. So you need get in your car to drive there, as does everyone else, and thus it's traffic everywhere at all times, which means you might as well do your shopping once a week/month to save time, which means you need a big car to fit everything, which means you need a bigger house to fit your 2.5 SUVs which means you need to work longer hours to afford the lifestyle which means you have no time outside of work which means you need to pay for basic things like lawncare because you're so busy and the cycle just loving repeats until you die.

welcome to are country

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFVdvXGIT34

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

A misanthrope posted:

no offense but i feel like that may be a brain problem



none taken, but that looks very efficient as well!

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Darth123123 posted:

none taken, but that looks very efficient as well!

you know who else was "efficient"



:godwin:

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

A misanthrope posted:

you know who else was "efficient"



:godwin:


I give up

Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back

A misanthrope posted:

no offense but i feel like that may be a brain problem



That thing in the middle is a MegaChurch(tm), isn't it? :ohdear:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Tipps posted:

That thing in the middle is a MegaChurch(tm), isn't it? :ohdear:

looks like a nice retirement village in florida or something. community center where granny can hook up with the old guys

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Google Chrome handles tabs so poorly that I don't know how anyone uses the loving thing:



Which tab is which? :shrug:

Unfixable via any add-ons, by the way (something about Chrome not allowing access to its visual styles).

Compare with Firefox:



Unfortunately Firefox runs like complete dogshit when on any page that contains a video (HTML5 or flash, it doesn't matter) so I still need both installed. Chrome is the example of terrible design that I am using here, though. Also, no down arrow on the address bar so you can pick from your top sites. Gotta use a keyboard like a jackass.

Another fun feature of Chrome: want to log into your gmail account on your work computer? Hows about we load up your entire search history and all the porno sites you have on your favorites bar while we're at it? :thumbsup:

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
God I wish Google would stop trying to make everything Google-related automatically save my entire identity. All of my passwords are saved by google. All of my credit card information is saved by google (Except for the CVV and phew what a lifesaver, a 3-digit code is definitely hard to crack when you have the rest of the cc#, for sure). My address is saved by google. Every time I log into gmail or youtube or on a google-enabled device it shares that stuff with whatever I'm using it on. I told it not to save any of my poo poo and it did it anyway and I have no idea how to make it forget it all and never do it again, and I know inside that the answer is "there is no way, welcome to the future of easily steal-able identities", but there should be a way.

CJacobs fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Nov 19, 2015

FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido

Yeah but why the gently caress do you need that many tabs open at once. You can only look at one per window at once.

Seriously, if you have 50 tabs open at once, why?

The General
Mar 4, 2007


I only use incognito to log into my google stuffs on other peoples PCs. Works well.

Incoming Chinchilla
Apr 2, 2010

revmoo posted:

US Suburbs are the absolute worst. You can't just pop down to the local corner store on foot/bike/scooter, there isn't one. So you need get in your car to drive there, as does everyone else, and thus it's traffic everywhere at all times, which means you might as well do your shopping once a week/month to save time, which means you need a big car to fit everything, which means you need a bigger house to fit your 2.5 SUVs which means you need to work longer hours to afford the lifestyle which means you have no time outside of work which means you need to pay for basic things like lawncare because you're so busy and the cycle just loving repeats until you die.

I have never understood why American suburbs don't have shops amongst them. Why do people not convert homes/land into convenience stores and make a mint?

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

You are a bad person and the earth is dying because of you personally.

Yeah none of that is true

Nagelfar
Mar 21, 2005

Incoming Chinchilla posted:

I have never understood why American suburbs don't have shops amongst them. Why do people not convert homes/land into convenience stores and make a mint?
lovely zoning laws probably.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

CJacobs posted:

God I wish Google would stop trying to make everything Google-related automatically save my entire identity.

Log into Google, go to My Account, and find the Personal Info & Privacy section. You should be able to edit anything, delete stuff they have saved, and change the settings for saving things in the future.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Incoming Chinchilla posted:

I have never understood why American suburbs don't have shops amongst them. Why do people not convert homes/land into convenience stores and make a mint?

I read an article a while back talking about suburbs, and apparently they were originally planned and designed to be areas where people could live but have everything they'd need within walking distance. The idea was that there would be parks and large, open sidewalks, and the neighborhoods would be designed around convenient walking or bike riding to a grocery and school. This was in the 40's or 50's, though, and it's why sometimes when you're just outside of downtown in a city you see neighborhoods tucked away that look like this, because at the time they were built they were considered a suburb, but the city wound up enveloping them.

The reason that it all changed is that in more modern times, they've tried to cram as many houses as possible into a subdivision, which resulted in zero parks, no sidewalks and houses that are 6 inches apart and about a foot from the street. Mix this with lovely zoning, and the best a grocery can do is try to pick a location equidistant between several subdivisions, which results in them being convenient to none.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

FPzero posted:

Yeah but why the gently caress do you need that many tabs open at once. You can only look at one per window at once.

Seriously, if you have 50 tabs open at once, why?

Wikipedia binges and/or porn. You open stuff you want to look at later in new tabs then as you finish your current thing you close the tab and go to the next one over and repeat.

Incoming Chinchilla
Apr 2, 2010
Yeah, have you seriously never found yourself at 3am with 22 Wiki tabs about Incan pottery techniques open?

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
It's also the best way for choosing porn. You open all the videos up in new tabs, then skim through them to see if any of them star someone you went to high school with, then close the rest.

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

Bad designs make me horny as hell

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Incoming Chinchilla posted:

I have never understood why American suburbs don't have shops amongst them. Why do people not convert homes/land into convenience stores and make a mint?

the entire point of those suburbs with all the culs-de-sac and and twisting streets is you never have to interact with someone outside of who you live with. no random encounters on the elevator or apartment building hallway or even sidewalk because you always drive and park in your garage. the kind of person who lives there doesn't want shops nearby to entice people to walk around near their houses

Indy
Mar 30, 2005

Hey guys, what's up?

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

Not only that but mine only turn on when they detect not-direct-sunlight, and it has an override for me to manually force them on in case I find a scenario where I need headlights on but keys out of the car (which I haven't). It also keeps the lights on for about a minute after you get out of the car so you can see what you're doing at night, which is nice.

Seems like american cars dont have an auto setting for headlights?
I had a Porsche 928 a long time ago which had pop up headlights, this is the only car I have ever driven which forced me to turn lights on/off myself.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Puppy Galaxy posted:

Bad designs make me horny as hell

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Indy posted:

pop up headlights

speaking of bad design. not that theyre not cool but i must have helped my dad replace the motors for his car's headlights a half dozen times as a kid

Lant
Jan 8, 2011

Muldoon

The Skeleton King posted:

Looks like I need to go pick up a carton of milk from the nearest store. Ugh, but my car will not start! Let's see if I can walk/take the bus/ride a bike to the store....

Hmmm... Nope.


Nope.


Lol, loving NOPE!:negative:

gently caress you society and your gently caress ugly suburbs and your total reliance on cars. This is every day of my loving life. Death to western society, death to suburbs, death to America.

Aloha Snackbar.

Hey at least our roads aren't in 24/7 traffic jams and cops don't care if you're driving at 100 miles per hour.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Isaac posted:

They should give total privacy stalls but spray narcan through the air and block wifi so noones jackin it.

i went to a supermarket in the UK that had blue lights in the toilets so addicts can't see their veins which seems a lot cheaper and also good design

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Jose posted:

i went to a supermarket in the UK that had blue lights in the toilets so addicts can't see their veins which seems a lot cheaper and also good design

I used to work in this area of melbourne that at the time was like an open air heroin market. People nodding off in the gutters literally. What i learned is nothing will stop people shooting up.

People would nod midway through trying to shoplift. Nod off in their car in the middle of the road with syringe still in their arm. The toilets had half height doors, blue lights and full time security and people would still shoot up in there.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Jenny Agutter posted:

the entire point of those suburbs with all the culs-de-sac and and twisting streets is you never have to interact with someone outside of who you live with. no random encounters on the elevator or apartment building hallway or even sidewalk because you always drive and park in your garage. the kind of person who lives there doesn't want shops nearby to entice people to walk around near their houses

There are a lot of reasons suburbs are bad, but I've never heard "you don't have to stare straight ahead silently while riding in the elevator with a stranger" as one of them

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

Lant posted:

Hey at least our roads aren't in 24/7 traffic jams and cops don't care if you're driving at 100 miles per hour.

sure do love driving 100mph on this empty road to nowehre.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

appropriatemetaphor posted:

sure do love driving 100mph on this empty road to nowehre.

I live in nowhere and people overtake you if you are going 40 over the speed limit cause its too slow. No cops no laws out in the bush.

Im talking kph which is 100 mph to 160kph

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
That looks like something to come out of Deep Dream.

Gibberish
Sep 17, 2002

by R. Guyovich

Melmac posted:

Google Chrome handles tabs so poorly that I don't know how anyone uses the loving thing:



Which tab is which? :shrug:

What kind of insane person has like 30 tabs open at once

The only time I ever fill up a window with tabs is if I'm queuing up youtube a bunch of videos or something

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Gibberish posted:

What kind of insane person has like 30 tabs open at once

The only time I ever fill up a window with tabs is if I'm queuing up youtube a bunch of videos or something

I've got a job where I need to use like a million web apps at once. Multi-tasking like a slave and postin dumb gifs to GBS takes a lot of tabs.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

boom boom boom posted:

There are a lot of reasons suburbs are bad, but I've never heard "you don't have to stare straight ahead silently while riding in the elevator with a stranger" as one of them

That's actually a reason suburbs are good.

Anyone who actually lives in a big city knows that people are poo poo and the worst part of city living.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
lol if you have to acknowledge the existence of other, lesser people

http://time.com/money/3018706/separate-entrances-affordable-housing-new-york-city/

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

boom boom boom posted:

There are a lot of reasons suburbs are bad, but I've never heard "you don't have to stare straight ahead silently while riding in the elevator with a stranger" as one of them

"I don't like silently ignoring other people and smalltalk is hard" says forums poster with ero monster girl avatar

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PowerBuilder3
Apr 21, 2010

LethalGeek posted:

My friend lived in an older apartment where they had redone the bathroom at some point, but someone didn't measure anything first because the toilet was in the way of the door. So they just cut a big notch out of the door to fix it.

I remember I used to look at a lot of model homes years ago in California (80s). Everything was always white, and they would take most of the interior doors off to make the rooms look bigger - including bathroom doors.

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