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Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes
i get so fuckin steamed when people make fun of my football team and its die hard fans!!

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

i'm going to have sex, instead of playing fallout.

do you make the lucky lad / lady talk say things about your irradiated dick

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

TSBX posted:

Wait guys piss in their uniforms?

only the Colts every time they play the Patriots

Dey Yah
Dec 18, 2010

Stupid Dick posted:

Cam Newton is on my television selling yogurt and making money off of endorsements. This guy has some loving nerve.

Cam Newton and yogurt are a really natural pairing. I can't think of one without the other instantly popping into my mind

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

The major settlement in Fallout 4 is Fenway park and its pretty neat

MLB getting pissy about the mod that turns your character into David Ortiz is perfect MLB.

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

i'm going to have sex, instead of playing fallout.

I too have these dreams

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

What is DGB's story? He had some kind of troubled past or something?

I don't know, his narrative just seems similar to Da'Rick Rogers's

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Tom Brady is the new storm trooper clone DNA donor

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
who would you rather get down with, red shorts brady or black shorts brady

i gotta say red

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

I wanna watch a video of Cam Newton popping his yogurt stick in some white housewife from the suburbs, cucking her racist husband

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

fsif posted:

What is DGB's story? He had some kind of troubled past or something?

I don't know, his narrative just seems similar to Da'Rick Rogers's

Yeah real hosed up stuff

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Suspect Bucket posted:

Dude, please. We're all friends here in the AFC South shitpile. Don't be that guy.

You are secretly in a computer simulation for most of the game
The game ends with building a time machine and going before the bombs went off
The villain is the PC from Fallout 3
Codsworth is the AI that set off the nukes in the first place

:devil:

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

fsif posted:

What is DGB's story? He had some kind of troubled past or something?

I don't know, his narrative just seems similar to Da'Rick Rogers's

threw his girlfriend down some stairs i think.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Bort scramble

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

fsif posted:

What is DGB's story? He had some kind of troubled past or something?

I don't know, his narrative just seems similar to Da'Rick Rogers's

He threw his girlfirends friend down some stairs because she was uppity. And then had his coach/stepdad call her and intimidate beg her to not file charges since football was all he had.

Also he's Josh Gordon level stupid about weed.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
true story I bought Oikos Triple Zero because of the Cam commercial

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Grittybeard posted:

MLB getting pissy about the mod that turns your character into David Ortiz is perfect MLB.

I want the John Cena mod but I play on consoles like the slime that I am

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010

Elephanthead posted:

Tom Brady is the new storm trooper clone DNA donor

Gonna be a lot of discarded pregnant women.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Mel Mudkiper posted:

true story I bought Oikos Triple Zero because of the Cam commercial

Did a cheerleader jump into your arms?

Stupid Dick
May 25, 2004

I feel like we've been talking about the Jags "almost being good" for the better part of a decade now.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
I sure do love all these graphics in the Titans only prime time game this year about just how bad they are

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Abort abort!

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Mel Mudkiper posted:

true story I bought Oikos Triple Zero because of the Cam commercial

That's good. I'm a sucker for marketing too. I have refused Papa Johns pizza at a party because of Peyton

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
Bort Borted...

Dey Yah
Dec 18, 2010
What is Bort ceiling? I don't even really know what kind of QB he is. Is he a new Rex Grossman or Brett Favre or a new Christian Ponder or Chad Pennington or what is he?

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

lol what a fumble

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
.... bort?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
That should have been forward progress but whatever leads to funny things tonight is good.

FebrezeNinja
Nov 22, 2007

Whoo! Fumble!

Also the NFL Mobile app goes into chipmunk fast-forward when the stream gets behind and it's hilarious.

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster

Stupid Dick posted:

I feel like we've been talking about the Jags "almost being good" for the better part of a decade now.

naw that's the Rams

Jags have been pure unadulterated dogshit until this year

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

4 RING SHRIMP posted:

That's good. I'm a sucker for marketing too. I have refused Papa Johns pizza at a party because of Peyton

I used to be a big NASCAR fan like a decade ago and would make purchasing decisions based on what I thought of the driver

I also had a boner pills t shirt because my favorite driver had a boner pills car

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Please, end this hideous Jaguars jersey color.

The game should go forever.

Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes
boners are sweet

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
I love my bad football team.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

You are secretly in a computer simulation for most of the game
The game ends with building a time machine and going before the bombs went off
The villain is the PC from Fallout 3
Codsworth is the AI that set off the nukes in the first place

:devil:

just so we're clear good buddy none of these are real spoilers god bless and enjoy your Fallout 4 experience

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Dey Yah posted:

What is Bort ceiling? I don't even really know what kind of QB he is. Is he a new Rex Grossman or Brett Favre or a new Christian Ponder or Chad Pennington or what is he?

His ceiling is essentially the same as the Challenger's

A Tasteful Nude
Jun 3, 2013

A cool anime hagrid pic (imagine nude pls)

Elephanthead posted:

Tom Brady is the new storm trooper clone DNA donor

I like that every other big name franchise QB does commercials that boil down to "lol look big star being funny and normal so weird"

the premise of tom brady's commercial is that he works out EVERY SINGLE DAY and deserves praise


(he does but lol gently caress you tom)

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Grittybeard posted:

That should have been forward progress
Lol yep

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster

Big Bob Pataki posted:

boners are sweet

salty actually

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Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Big Bob Pataki posted:

boners are sweet

wanna swap some time

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