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KoRMaK posted:Interview interview interview Interview, interview interview Interview. I get it, it's not 95% full.
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Volmarias posted:The way I best heard this phrased was "we do drug testing here, we like to test a lot of drugs." There's an apocryphal story about Scott McNealy, CEO of Sun (  ), back in the 80s when the newly minted head of HR came to him and asked him about a drug policy for Sun. He pondered for a while and responded with "I don't think we can make it mandatory to smoke weed on the job"
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luminalflux posted:There's an apocryphal story about Scott McNealy, CEO of Sun ( One of my old co-workers was a Sun guy in his 60s. I think he may have been part of the mandatory weed test program. drat good at his job tho.
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GreenNight posted:Meth, I knew it. loving south. It's pretty much everywhere though. The whole west coast is positively lousy with the stuff.
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Nov 19, 2015 07:49
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stubblyhead posted:It's pretty much everywhere though. The whole west coast is positively lousy with the stuff. In the words of someone I once knew "It helped me get off crack!" 
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Nov 19, 2015 17:10
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The email signature push was stopped yesterday after 114 people called to bitch in a place of 2000+ employees. I am not surprised at all.
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Nov 19, 2015 17:25
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I'm on my last week of paternity leave and decide to have a little nose at work E-mails, apparently in the wake of the recent Paris terror attacks people want to review the business contingency plan since we're in one of the most prominent buildings in the city. Now jokes on them as the plan pretty much boils down to; buy everything again and reload offsite core backups. I'm supposed to be back in on Monday but the hospital got back to me and scheduled my gallbladder removal so they'll have to go without me for a bit longer, but I know setting up some proper plans will be slam dunked into the trash when they see there's a cost attached. Now we're not exactly talking Nakatomi plaza, but evacuating this place sucks rear end and I'd rather we invest in jetpacks instead.
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Nov 19, 2015 17:28
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Need some advice. Currently using haredesk, which is a lovely sharepoint based helpdesk solution that runs poorly and makes me want to drink more than normal. I'm looking for new helpdesk software, and preferrably some kind of self-service password management setup for AD. Anyone have any suggestions?
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Nov 19, 2015 17:34
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stubblyhead posted:It's pretty much everywhere though. The whole west coast is positively lousy with the stuff. East coast loves them some heroine let me tell you. Bad batch recently killed a bunch of people about 6-9 months ago. People are still being killed by that stuff turning up from that batch.
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Nov 19, 2015 17:43
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pixaal posted:East coast loves them some heroine let me tell you. Bad batch recently killed a bunch of people about 6-9 months ago. 
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Nov 19, 2015 17:44
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pixaal posted:East coast loves them some heroine let me tell you. Bad batch recently killed a bunch of people about 6-9 months ago. People are still being killed by that stuff turning up from that batch. Christ do they. I'm in Pittsburgh, we had a RICO bust a couple years ago of a huge ring. I hear it hasn't slowed anything even a hair.
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Nov 19, 2015 18:07
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I'd snort it.
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Nov 19, 2015 20:18
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GoatShaver posted:Need some advice. Zendesk and if you're a Microsoft/AD shop using Azure you can setup a self service reset: https://azure.microsoft.com/en-us/d...re-ad-passwords
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More on-topic: Man I never noticed how dopey Superman looks in that scene before.
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Nov 19, 2015 21:17
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h34rts posted:In the words of someone I once knew "It helped me get off crack!" Replacing one addiction for another is bad no matter how you slice it.
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Nov 19, 2015 21:25
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Knormal posted:More on-topic: It looks like he's holding his head on.
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quote:Tried force studier severed minutes agile and it won't event do that. I don't know whether to chock this up to autocorrect, or if they're having a stroke.
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Nov 19, 2015 22:04
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Orcs and Ostriches posted:I don't know whether to chock this up to autocorrect, or if they're having a stroke. 
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Nov 19, 2015 22:10
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Orcs and Ostriches posted:I don't know whether to chock this up to autocorrect, or if they're having a stroke. User Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like? - Ticket Closed
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Nov 19, 2015 22:19
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Tried force shut down several minutes ago but it won't even do that. Mumbled next to a noisy industrial machine using a lovely first gen speech to text converter.
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Client receives a bid from a competitor for $4,000. We come in, apples-to-apples, at $3,200. She wants additional services, equipment, and the like. Our total is now $4,200. She's mad at us for "not saving her any money over those other people." I hate customers.
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Nov 20, 2015 02:38
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FreshFeesh posted:Client receives a bid from a competitor for $4,000. Wanna bet she only asked for those additional things because the initial price was lower?
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ilkhan posted:A ticket came in. It still baffles me how anyone who works anywhere near IT is dumb enough to buy an Asurion policy. Haven't they heard of Moore's law? The deductible will probably cost more than the phone is worth new, but you won't even get that, you'll get a refurbished version of a phone even older than yours.
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Nov 20, 2015 04:33
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I... I heard the words today at my new job. I actully heard someone earnestly say "so they can do the needful"  .
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Nov 20, 2015 04:37
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Xequecal posted:It still baffles me how anyone who works anywhere near IT is dumb enough to buy an Asurion policy. Haven't they heard of Moore's law? The deductible will probably cost more than the phone is worth new, but you won't even get that, you'll get a refurbished version of a phone even older than yours.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:I... I heard the words today at my new job. Congrats! You've officially joined an elite club of self-loathing and alcoholism.
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Nov 20, 2015 14:57
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Xequecal posted:It still baffles me how anyone who works anywhere near IT is dumb enough to buy an Asurion policy. Haven't they heard of Moore's law? The deductible will probably cost more than the phone is worth new, but you won't even get that, you'll get a refurbished version of a phone even older than yours. It depends. If you're enough of a klutz to believe that it's likely that you'll break the phone over the next year (*cough harsh experience cough*), it might make financial sense to just get it.
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Alright I give up. Tried to get ntopng working but found out that I'd need to buy licenses for nProbe to get everything we needed out of it. Does anyone have any reccomendations for bandwidth monitoring software? At this point I guess we could shell out some money for software. Really we dont want to do any traffic shaping or that, just a basic view of whats going in/out, to where, and from who.
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Nov 20, 2015 15:46
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Gonna just drop this here, cause I think some of you guys might appreciate it.
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Nov 20, 2015 16:39
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neogeo0823 posted:Gonna just drop this here, cause I think some of you guys might appreciate it. Should've used velcro. You know how big of a pain in the rear end that will be when the CEO wants to remodel the first floor so he can drive his Lambo right up to his office?
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neogeo0823 posted:Gonna just drop this here, cause I think some of you guys might appreciate it.
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BaseballPCHiker posted:Should've used velcro. You know how big of a pain in the rear end that will be when the CEO wants to remodel the first floor so he can drive his Lambo right up to his office? While I don't disagree with velcro, I still prefer zip-ties on BNC cables. Looks like there's enough slack there to at least unplug the connectors for testing.
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BaseballPCHiker posted:Alright I give up. Tried to get ntopng working but found out that I'd need to buy licenses for nProbe to get everything we needed out of it. Does anyone have any reccomendations for bandwidth monitoring software? At this point I guess we could shell out some money for software. Really we dont want to do any traffic shaping or that, just a basic view of whats going in/out, to where, and from who. Just do netflow with nfsen, like everybody else?
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This is the mess I inherited. Even for a small rack they managed to maximize the tangle. They reused cables left behind by the old tenant so they're all crunchy, not to mention twisted in the most absurd ways, to the point of failure. I labeled everything in preparation for pulling it all out and replacing it with something more sensible, just waiting for the new cables to arrive. After I clean up the patch panel I'll move on to the terrible server and switch cabling.
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What the gently caress dude
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neogeo0823 posted:Gonna just drop this here, cause I think some of you guys might appreciate it. bnc trigger warning next time, geez.
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crunk dork posted:What the gently caress dude Crunchy twisted white: phones. Except when they aren't. Crunchy twisted blue: workstations. Except when they aren't. Five foot long cable for a six inch run bundled and torqued into a tiny knot and then stuffed between switches. YES! I don't have the patience to make it pretty but at least when I'm done there will be color coding and velcro bundling and no stupid stuffing and bending and the rest of the pantheon of lovely cabling work.
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Is today larches' last day in the office?
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spankmeister posted:Just do netflow with nfsen, like everybody else? Looking for pretty graphs and pdf reports for stuff like this user went to this site and used x bandwidth. I dont know something like the old Sonicwall reports you used to be able to get. I've been looking for a free open source solution but if I mention the magic word security in my pitch I could probably get an actual budget for this.
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The Macaroni posted:Is today larches' last day in the office? Pretty sure it is. I imagine the real fireworks will be on Monday when the CE realizes he wasn't bluffing.
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