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kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
He's got brown fingers, and lungs so filled with crud

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

kylej posted:

He's got brown fingers, and lungs so filled with crud

Do we have a death pool for the show staff/wack packers?

HPE has to be next (though I would have said that a month ago, and wouldn't have guessed Johnny).

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012

Orchestrated Mess posted:



looks like a corpse-kch

Kchhhh. Ohhhhhh. I see you admiring my bald head.

Scott even looks down and out in that picture.

Two Kings
Nov 1, 2004

Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.

4 RING SHRIMP posted:

I heard Beet hosed Emily Stern

Could be, could be.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Two Kings posted:

Could be, could be.

Hey, if Beet hosed Emily, man, goo' fa him. Because, yes, it IS goo fa him!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Nah, he's dumb, but he's a con artist so he knows better than to piss off a meal ticket like that. Then again, he would probably do it for attention, so it's a double-edged sword.


People with wet wads of garbage, screaming like they're at a Teabagger rally, all in slow motion?

I mean, he could've just said "They'll throw garbage at you!" but he had to specifically indicate which body part at which the projectiles would be directed.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

haljordan posted:

I mean, he could've just said "They'll throw garbage at you!" but he had to specifically indicate which body part at which the projectiles would be directed.

I bet her whole rear end in a top hat would be hanging out if she did that play.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Sand Monster posted:

The classic "Who's High Pitch?" line was the first time I ever heard a Stern show reference "in the wild", so to speak. It was at a house party right about the time that the call aired on the show, and this guy shouted it across the room to his friend.

Now that the Christmas season is upon us and "Underneath the Tree" is in heavy rotation, there are many opportunities to drop a Who's High Pitch. It's the best part of Christmas.

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

Szyznyk posted:

Now that the Christmas season is upon us and "Underneath the Tree" is in heavy rotation, there are many opportunities to drop a Who's High Pitch. It's the best part of Christmas.

The correct answer is that now I will do nothing but sing "release Robins Bra" to the tune of feliz navidad.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

The correct answer is that now I will do nothing but sing "release Robins Bra" to the tune of feliz navidad.

I will not be singing Daniel Carver's version of White Christmas. Too much liberal guilt.

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
Howard: Go ahead, give us your unintelligent rant.
Sal: What do you mean unintelligent
*straight into*

prefect posted:

"...these fuckin' swami camel jockeys..."

my apologies Einstein

RichardDunn
Oct 23, 2008
Who the hell is Memet?

And who is Rasan from the Wrap-Up Show?

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Memet is an intern or some other low profile staff member. One of his first contributions was recording the insanity that goes on nightly outside his hovel in Harlem.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Guys, what's Zoo za zoo?

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Guys, what's Zoo za zoo?

http://www.amazon.com/Zoo-Za/dp/B00BMV49PI

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...


Some mysteries should stay mysterious I guess.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Guys, what's Zoo za zoo?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj7ZcBdHgYw

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Any caller who mentions Zoo za Zoo on ANY Sirius show gets dumped. It's good poo poo.

Sasquatch!
Nov 18, 2000


Orchestrated Mess posted:



looks like a corpse-kch
I just watched "Scott The Engineer's Anger" a week or two ago. Holy moly that dude was unhinged. I never got the feel that he was playing it up for the air either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni0xdjsxK4k

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Jose Oquendo posted:

Any caller who mentions Zoo za Zoo on ANY Sirius show gets dumped. It's good poo poo.

Whoa, for real?

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Whoa, for real?

This one is the best one as far as the actual dump being so painfully obvious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50lmWmjR4w0

Here's a few others where the "Zoo Za Zoo" mention results in an instant drop of the call:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0AlQpUjqWI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIk9tHDURIU

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Shuli's so completely talentless :lol:

"Uh, we lost him".

Stern can't stand being made fun of, it's fantastic to see how insanely angry he gets when it happens. Throwing a hissy fit and demanding every show dump Zoo Za Zoo references is a hall of fame douche move.

e: can I say how much I enjoy them using George to trash Eric as an actor? He even tells Eric point blank multiple times that he's not an actor and simply plays parts as himself(this is absolutely true by the way) and Eric has no real response since George actually is an established actor.

Crotch Bat fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Nov 22, 2015

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

The Zoo za Zoo dropping was from awhile ago. There have been callers who've said "Zoo za zoo" as a sign-off in recent years and Howard just says "Zoo za zoo" in response and shrugs it off with no mention (just like F jackie).

Sasquatch!
Nov 18, 2000


a cop posted:

The Zoo za Zoo dropping was from awhile ago. There have been callers who've said "Zoo za zoo" as a sign-off in recent years and Howard just says "Zoo za zoo" in response and shrugs it off with no mention (just like F jackie).
I'd be curious to hear examples of this.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Sasquatch! posted:

I'd be curious to hear examples of this.

Unsurprisingly there's no examples that come up when you search for 'zoo za zoo' and I have no idea which show it was from. It was a very nothing thing- just a regular call where they said 'zoo za zoo' at the end and howard parroted it with no fanfare. Was within the last 2 years.

Sasquatch!
Nov 18, 2000


Sand Monster posted:

This one is the best one as far as the actual dump being so painfully obvious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50lmWmjR4w0

Here's a few others where the "Zoo Za Zoo" mention results in an instant drop of the call:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0AlQpUjqWI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIk9tHDURIU
That doesn't necessarily spell out that there's a Sirius-wide edict that says to dump any "zoo za zoo" mentions. I'd more easily interpret that as people like Chuck Zito and Shuli protecting the hand that feeds them.

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

Man, I knew when I clicked on that Amazon link that the reviews were going to be brutal. But :drat:

quote:

Once in a generation a song comes along that lifts everyone who hears it and inspires them to greatness. Zoo Za Zoo isn't one of those songs, in fact it's as fresh as Bianca's corpse but twice as rotten.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






TASTE THE PAIN!! posted:

Man, I knew when I clicked on that Amazon link that the reviews were going to be brutal. But :drat:

If only Amazon hadn't removed the tag feature.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

a cop posted:

The Zoo za Zoo dropping was from awhile ago. There have been callers who've said "Zoo za zoo" as a sign-off in recent years and Howard just says "Zoo za zoo" in response and shrugs it off with no mention (just like F jackie).

Hah, no way. Please find an example of this because I cannot believe this is true.

Sasquatch! posted:

That doesn't necessarily spell out that there's a Sirius-wide edict that says to dump any "zoo za zoo" mentions. I'd more easily interpret that as people like Chuck Zito and Shuli protecting the hand that feeds them.

Could be, but at least with the Chuck Zito one, he has no idea why the call got dumped. He's not the one that dumped it.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I'd like to see Zoo Za Zoo replace Babba Booey call outs on TV.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I didn't hear the Zoo za zoo callout in the Chuck Zito call.

Edit: hahaha, those amazon reviews...

quote:

I wanted to listen to this album to soothe my fragile ego after my bosth told me I was undependable during a superstorm. I ran home, put it on while jumping on my trampoline. I was crying so hard my giant beaver teeth were even shaking. I would have to give this music a 2 even though my professional life WAS at a noine.

But... how does it sound on a jukebox?

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Nov 23, 2015

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
"These guys are gonna be the next big thing"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CR5NEO4GaM

I realize it's easy to pick on Howard for saying dumb poo poo because it's recorded and kept by fans but he really does have a horrible taste in music and knows very little about the business. Could you even imagine explaining indie to him or the notion of indie success? You can see his insecurity shine through here when Gary calls him a poser and Howard loses it.

Although he's not wrong about Gary thinking he's a know-it-all with regards to music just because he worked at a record store and listens to technically proficient music because he thinks it's musically superior(for the record I like Steely Dan, too).

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Speaking of Fla Fla Flowlee, he officially looks old.

https://instagram.com/p/2pFZqfMOdL/?taken-by=robertabooey1

Those man tits are brutal too.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Crotch Bat posted:

"These guys are gonna be the next big thing"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CR5NEO4GaM
he really does have a horrible taste in music


Say what you will about hair metal bands, this is the one he stood by

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWTD7Y24oY8

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I side with Howard on one thing and I don't even understand why; It bugs me that Gary loves music sooooooooooo much, and yet plays next to nothing.

Like I said, I don't know why. I enjoy movies quite a bit but don't feel like making one.

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012
Here's a list of songs by other people who also can't play an instrument that sound good in a jukebox, boff

Paul Kersey
Oct 28, 2004

Crotch Bat posted:

"These guys are gonna be the next big thing"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CR5NEO4GaM

I realize it's easy to pick on Howard for saying dumb poo poo because it's recorded and kept by fans but he really does have a horrible taste in music and knows very little about the business. Could you even imagine explaining indie to him or the notion of indie success? You can see his insecurity shine through here when Gary calls him a poser and Howard loses it.

Although he's not wrong about Gary thinking he's a know-it-all with regards to music just because he worked at a record store and listens to technically proficient music because he thinks it's musically superior(for the record I like Steely Dan, too).

To be fair, Skunk Anansie became MASSIVE in Europe (I was living there around the time they did) and they had the kind of sound that definitely would have translated to North America with the proper promotion.

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004

For those who miss Artie's laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA4EV9Z3zDA

God do I miss that.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Last night on the Simpsons:



EDIT: Oh man, the Haydn Porter poo poo with ETM :psyduck: They overexaggerate how much they're sorry they didn't pay attention to him earlier, and he doesn't even notice. He really was THAT dumb.

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 19:06 on Nov 23, 2015

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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Artie is on Gilbert's podcast again today.

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