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Bum the Sad: Aug 25, 2002; by VideoGames; Hell Gem

VendaGoat posted:

Jet fuel can't melt air frames

Or skyscraper frames either :tinfoil:

# ? Nov 21, 2015 22:55

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 17:51

Three-Phase: Aug 5, 2006; by zen death robot

I think in turbine compressors (like in airplanes and some very large air compressors) if you run in a surge condition you can overheat or start to melt the turbine blades. And that's basically just hot compressed air + friction. (I think.)

# ? Nov 22, 2015 00:02

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Three-Phase posted:

I think in turbine compressors (like in airplanes and some very large air compressors) if you run in a surge condition you can overheat or start to melt the turbine blades. And that's basically just hot compressed air + friction. (I think.)

Is this funny? I... I can't tell if it's funny.

# ? Nov 22, 2015 00:04

Three-Phase: Aug 5, 2006; by zen death robot

VendaGoat posted:

Is this funny? I... I can't tell if it's funny.

It depends on where the plane is at the time the engine surges.

# ? Nov 22, 2015 00:09

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Illustration from 1956 or 1958

# ? Nov 22, 2015 00:15

MrYenko: Jun 18, 2012; #2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Platystemon posted:

Illustration from 1956 or 1958

gently caress. Yes.

# ? Nov 22, 2015 00:20

spog: Aug 7, 2004; It's your own bloody fault.

Platystemon posted:

Illustration from 1956 or 1958

What has happened to man that a lathe is no longer an essential item?

# ? Nov 22, 2015 00:22

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Platystemon posted:

Illustration from 1956 or 1958

This totally rocks.

# ? Nov 22, 2015 00:23

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Grey Fox posted:

Yeah. Here, take one:

Where is the follow up pic of this shed being engulfed in fire?

# ? Nov 22, 2015 00:27

Lurking Haro: Oct 27, 2009

spog posted:

What has happened to man that a lathe is no longer an essential item?

It's behind the doors on the side. It's also powered by an uncovered drive shaft.

# ? Nov 22, 2015 00:41

RNG: Jul 9, 2009

Sockington posted:

http://sputniknews.com/videoclub/20151120/1030426690/Kaboom-Huge-Blast-Rocks-Chemical-Plant-China.html

Allegedly a controlled explosion

Thank god for those brave souls whose first instinct is to whip out a cellphone rather than to leave the blast radius.

# ? Nov 22, 2015 00:43

spog: Aug 7, 2004; It's your own bloody fault.

Lurking Haro posted:

It's behind the doors on the side. It's also powered by an uncovered drive shaft.

I mean today.

# ? Nov 22, 2015 00:45

Lurking Haro: Oct 27, 2009

spog posted:

I mean today.

Ikea, office jobs and nagging wives.

# ? Nov 22, 2015 00:51

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Platystemon posted:

Illustration from 1956 or 1958

# ? Nov 22, 2015 00:53

Three-Phase: Aug 5, 2006; by zen death robot

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

This totally rocks.

Two lanes wide and there are probably battle tanks that get better fuel economy. :psyduck:

# ? Nov 22, 2015 00:59

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

It reminds me of this Top Gear build.

# ? Nov 22, 2015 01:04

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Platystemon posted:

It reminds me of this Top Gear build.

That would be awesome if it had like, you know, rails for the seats or something. Or if the chimney actually worked

# ? Nov 22, 2015 01:47

ChickenOfTomorrow: Nov 11, 2012; god damn it, you've got to be kind

# ? Nov 22, 2015 04:08

Three-Phase: Aug 5, 2006; by zen death robot

drat. Gotta watch the ring too.

# ? Nov 22, 2015 04:41

IndianaZoidberg: Aug 21, 2011; My name isnt slick, its Zoidberg. JOHN F***ING ZOIDBERG!

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

"rear end hole! Put that camera down and help me!!!"

# ? Nov 22, 2015 04:50

ChickenOfTomorrow: Nov 11, 2012; god damn it, you've got to be kind

Police seeking suspect, said to have claimed "I'd do anything for a lock of Veronica Lake's hair"

# ? Nov 22, 2015 04:52

Mr.Radar: Nov 5, 2005; You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.

From this article on the village in China that makes 60% of the world's Christmas decorations.

# ? Nov 22, 2015 04:58

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Mr.Radar posted:

From this article on the village in China that makes 60% of the world's Christmas decorations.

i refuse to buy christmas decorations for a reason

# ? Nov 22, 2015 05:16

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Darkman Fanpage posted:

i refuse to buy christmas decorations for a reason

You don't want that nice young man to be able to make enough money to get married? Harsh.

# ? Nov 22, 2015 05:41

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012; ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

Platystemon posted:

Illustration from 1956 or 1958

wanna know what pressure those tires are running.

# ? Nov 22, 2015 06:21

Berk Berkly: Apr 9, 2009; by zen death robot

Platystemon posted:

Illustration from 1956 or 1958

This is so loving Fallout.

Mods. Now.

# ? Nov 22, 2015 06:24

blugu64: Jul 17, 2006; Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Angela Christine posted:

You don't want that nice young man to be able to make enough money to get married? Harsh.

Lol if you can't scavenge a 100% accurate Christmas outfit from 1985 from your local thrift shops

# ? Nov 22, 2015 06:37

ExecuDork: Feb 25, 2007; We might be fucked, sir.; Fallen Rib

Mr.Radar posted:

From this article on the village in China that makes 60% of the world's Christmas decorations.

The hat he's wearing, combined with the look in his eyes, is what really makes this.

"As Chairman Mao said, 'Religion is poison'. As is this poo poo all over me."

# ? Nov 22, 2015 06:46

door.jar: Mar 17, 2010

Do you have trouble getting out of bed? Do you also love spinning things close to your head face? Well, here's the alarm clock for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXLzfAHl4-k

# ? Nov 22, 2015 10:48

IndianaZoidberg: Aug 21, 2011; My name isnt slick, its Zoidberg. JOHN F***ING ZOIDBERG!

Battlebots made by highschool(?) kids? What could possibly go wrong?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0CtUHJNVvc

# ? Nov 22, 2015 11:14

Flash Gordon Ramsay: Sep 28, 2004; Grimey Drawer

Platystemon posted:

Illustration from 1956 or 1958

Seems unusual for something from that period to have the woman driving.

# ? Nov 22, 2015 12:25

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Seems unusual for something from that period to have the woman driving.

Well you wouldn't want her operating the power tools would you?

# ? Nov 22, 2015 12:57

The Time Dissolver: Nov 7, 2012; Are you a good person?

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Seems unusual for something from that period to have the woman driving.

"The car drives itself, obviously, but it's good for morale."

# ? Nov 22, 2015 13:03

Tactical Lesbian: Mar 31, 2012

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Seems unusual for something from that period to have the woman driving.

Meanwhile the man has build himself a birdhouse.

Good job, 50's guy.

:colbert:

# ? Nov 22, 2015 16:13

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Tactical Lesbian posted:

Meanwhile the man has build himself a birdhouse.

Good job, 50's guy.

Maintaining a manly hobby like birdhouse building keeps idle hands busy and the urges away.

*shop has roughly 10,000 birdhouses stacked to the ceiling and beyond*

# ? Nov 22, 2015 16:21

Pinch Me Im Meming: Jun 26, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeIS7XuUE3M
There's no I in team.

# ? Nov 22, 2015 20:57

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

http://i.imgur.com/PhnPdXw.webm

quote:

Helicopter balances on road railing to let off an emergency physician after car accident in Norway

# ? Nov 22, 2015 21:03

ExecuDork: Feb 25, 2007; We might be fucked, sir.; Fallen Rib

door.jar posted:

Do you have trouble getting out of bed? Do you also love spinning things close to your head face? Well, here's the alarm clock for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXLzfAHl4-k

I love how flimsy the whole thing is. Under a week of actual use I would expect the device to fall off the wall and come completely apart by Tuesday.
And how calm she is as she's "woken up" by the rubber arm slapping her face.
*WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP*
Urh.. I'll get up now... *fumbles for switch*
*WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP*

# ? Nov 23, 2015 00:09

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Well, the slapping alarm clock at least has a practical function.

http://geekologie.com/2015/11/not-okay-man-builds-crazy-knife-wielding.php

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ2dI_B_Ycg

# ? Nov 23, 2015 00:14

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From the SSD thread

http://m.wikihow.com/Destroy-a-Hard-Drive

Morons posted:

Immerse the hard drive completely in the water. Turn the power on. You should see the water start to bubble and froth, releasing oxygen and hydrogen - it is essential to have an open window nearby!

# ? Nov 23, 2015 01:23

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