PYF Raccoon: it's cheap and features a raccoon.

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cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

IT MY BIRTHDAY

# ? Nov 21, 2015 18:30

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# ? May 19, 2024 16:21

Command Ant: Aug 9, 2010; I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pTrdojBjxw

Bonus Raccoon.

# ? Nov 21, 2015 18:45

Blackchamber: Jan 25, 2005

Command Ant posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pTrdojBjxw

Bonus Raccoon.

New guardians of the galaxy lookin good.

# ? Nov 21, 2015 19:33

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

cash crab posted:

IT MY BIRTHDAY

I typed "birthday raccoon" into Google Image Search and it gave me the following image and if it's really your birthday then happy birthday and

# ? Nov 22, 2015 03:08

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

goose fleet posted:

I typed "birthday raccoon" into Google Image Search and it gave me the following image and if it's really your birthday then happy birthday and

It is and you are the second person to ironically call me by the wrong name this year, thank you

# ? Nov 22, 2015 03:41

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

# ? Nov 22, 2015 04:31

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

cash crab has a new favorite as of 05:13 on Nov 22, 2015

# ? Nov 22, 2015 05:11

Edmond Dantes: Sep 12, 2007; Reactor: Online
Sensors: Online
Weapons: Online

ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL

Cash Crab, noooo, you have so much to live for!

http://i.imgur.com/hxBN5HU.gifv

# ? Nov 22, 2015 14:49

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

cash crab posted:

It is and you are the second person to ironically call me by the wrong name this year, thank you

I thought your name was cash?

Also gonna post my favorite raccoon picture now:

It's this cause I made it and now it's everywhere cash crab posts.

# ? Nov 22, 2015 15:05

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

# ? Nov 26, 2015 15:45

Bina: Dec 28, 2011; Love Deluxe

goose fleet posted:

It's all those Double Downs.

# ? Nov 29, 2015 06:59

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

So apparently there's another lady with a raccoon and her raccoon is named Raccoon Scarlett and this is Raccoon Scarlett and the pictures are huge because the raccoon is huge wow

# ? Nov 29, 2015 17:40

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

goose fleet posted:

# ? Nov 29, 2015 19:34

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

# ? Dec 1, 2015 01:22

Scaly Haylie: Dec 25, 2004

# ? Dec 3, 2015 07:58

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

# ? Dec 3, 2015 16:33

Bina: Dec 28, 2011; Love Deluxe

I didn't know Cash Crab was a groomer.

In other news: I've had the Beach Boys 'I get around' stuck in my head for a solid week, and I keep replacing the lyrics with themes of Cash Crab wanting a double down. Crispy golden and brown. At some point, I will post a full song version when I have the time to brainstorm.

# ? Dec 5, 2015 11:50

SSJ_naruto_2003: Oct 12, 2012

I feel like having my mouth washed with pool water would be unpleasant.

# ? Dec 5, 2015 12:07

AstroWhale: Mar 28, 2009

More dog/raccoon interaction.
http://i.imgur.com/FJBPLWg.gifv

# ? Dec 5, 2015 13:47

SSJ_naruto_2003: Oct 12, 2012

Aww what a long-suffering dog. And him just tilting the raccoon onto the ground is hilarious.

I saw a raccoon today, but my attempts to get him to come to me were met with a stare from the brush. I had somewhere to be, so i wished him farewell.

# ? Dec 5, 2015 14:04

FutonForensic: Nov 11, 2012

Lizard Wizard posted:

I never want to know what kind of instruction this image is providing. What I've conjured in my mind... is too beautiful to ruin.

# ? Dec 5, 2015 14:15

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Just ready to start her day at work:

# ? Dec 5, 2015 16:32

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

# ? Dec 5, 2015 17:24

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

trash cats

# ? Dec 5, 2015 17:43

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

# ? Dec 5, 2015 18:37

Marius Pontmercy: Apr 2, 2007; Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce

Those kids and their gangs!

# ? Dec 5, 2015 19:14

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Mouse Dresser posted:

I like the random cat in the background.

AstroWhale posted:

More dog/raccoon interaction.
http://i.imgur.com/FJBPLWg.gifv

PHHHBBBTTT

# ? Dec 5, 2015 19:48

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

cash crab posted:

I like the random cat in the background.

She's the next patient at Dr. Raccoon's Gold Ol' Timey Teeths Washing Emporium.

# ? Dec 6, 2015 18:00

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

hey

# ? Dec 6, 2015 20:29

Scaly Haylie: Dec 25, 2004

This is way too sinister out of context.

# ? Dec 6, 2015 20:44

Lamprey Cannon: Jul 23, 2011; by exmarx

GreyPowerVan posted:

Aww what a long-suffering dog. And him just tilting the raccoon onto the ground is hilarious.

That dog is a master of Judo, and the raccoon cannot believe his martial prowess.

# ? Dec 6, 2015 20:48

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

Mouse Dresser posted:

She's the next patient at Dr. Raccoon's Gold Ol' Timey Teeths Washing Emporium.

# ? Dec 6, 2015 21:54

Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

cash crab posted:

hey

Truly we have more in common with animals than differences.

# ? Dec 7, 2015 05:27

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

All that raccoon is missing is a nice cold beer

# ? Dec 7, 2015 05:28

Thin Privilege: Jul 8, 2009; IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT; Gravy Boat 2k

cash crab posted:

hey

I bet he washes himself with a rag on a stick :kimchi:

# ? Dec 7, 2015 07:51

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

"Hey. Hey. I'm just trying to get to work; don't know what the fuss is. I paid my fare, assholes."

quote:

�Rocky� raccoon hitches a ride on a GO train
Rocky, the newly named raccoon found on a GO Train this morning has since been safely removed.

Crawling past the commuters during the morning rush, a raccoon hitched a ride on the early train pulling out of Union Station towards Aldershot GO Station around 7:15 a.m. on Tuesday, according to Metrolinx.

Before the GO train�s departure, workers heard a passenger �shriek� after she saw the raccoon roaming around on board, according to Metrolinx spokesperson Anne Marie Aikins. The passengers self-evacuated, leaving the raccoon with a private coach ride towards Aldershot GO Station.

The �freeloading� raccoon, newly named Rocky, was seen stowed underneath the GO train seats in a photo posted to Twitter by a GO Transit Safety Officer.