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# ? Nov 22, 2015 01:42 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 03:03 |
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I just found out that Dilbert still exist. And it's worse then ever. Not even going to post it here, but the Sunday's comic is like if "sad" and "pathetic" had a baby and it was born with cancer. http://dilbert.com/ Discuss
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 19:11 |
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Who needs Dilbert when there's Business Cat? (crossposting from Funny Pics)LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Enough of the derail about a seventeen year old's breasts please.
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 19:14 |
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Nitrox posted:I just found out that Dilbert still exist. And it's worse then ever. Not even going to post it here, but the Sunday's comic is like if "sad" and "pathetic" had a baby and it was born with cancer. http://dilbert.com/ Discuss Dilbert has a mouth now ?!?!
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 19:27 |
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I found a funny one http://dilbert.com/strip/2015-11-20 I chortled, which is more than most mainstream strips get
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 19:55 |
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Krinkle posted:Let me just slam half a zen koan into an aesop's fable and... what. what was the point of this? He's supposed to be a frog but instead he's a monk and he doesn't even achieve enlightenment at the end so why did he do this? I've always heard it as a monk. He keeps helping the scorpion and keeps getting stung.
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 20:15 |
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Full Battle Rattle posted:I found a funny one I know it's just his strawman for people who disagree with him, but the name "Dick, from the internet" is such a great joke that I don't care.
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 21:29 |
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Dr_Amazing posted:I've always heard it as a monk. He keeps helping the scorpion and keeps getting stung. But the frog drowns, carrying the scorpion, the frog says "you dumb fucker we're both dead now". It's a pretty famous parable. I've never heard of a monk that helps a scorpion. The monk is always talking to other monks and someone asks a question and at this the monk was ~enlightened~
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 22:15 |
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"A goon asked Joshu, a PYF forums moderator: `Has a comic Funny-nature or not?' Joshu answered: 'Mu.'" Mumon's comments: To realize PYF, one has to pass through the barrier of the mods. Enlightenment always comes after the road of thinking is blocked. If you do not pass the barrier of the mods or if your thinking road is not blocked, whatever you think, whatever you do, is like a tangling ghost. You may ask: What is a barrier of a mod? This one word, Mu, is it. This is the barrier of PYF. If you pass through it you will see Joshu face to face. Then you can work hand in hand with the whole line of mods. Is this not a pleasant thing to do? If you want to pass this barrier, you must post through every bone in your body, through ever pore in your skin, filled with this question: What is Mu? and carry it day and night. Do not believe it is the common negative symbol meaning nothing. It is not nothingness, the opposite of existence. If you really want to pass this barrier, you should feel like drinking a hot iron ball that you can neither swallor nor spit out. Then your previous lesser knowledge disappears. As a fruit ripening in season, your subjectivity and objectivity naturally become one. It is like a dumb man who has had a dream. He knows about it but cannot tell it. When he enters this condition his ego-shell is crushed and he can shake the heaven and move the earth. He is like a great warrior with a sharp sword. If a Lowtax stands in his way, he will cut him down; if a moderator offers him any obstacle, he will kill him; and he will be free in this way of birth and death. He can enter any forum as if it were his own playground. I will tell you how to do this with this koan: Just concentrate your whole energy into this Mu, and do not allow any discontinuation. When you enter this Mu and there is no discontinuation, your attainment will be as a candle burning and illuminating the whole forums. Has a comic Funny-nature? This is the most serious question of all. If you say yes or no, You lose your own Funny-nature.
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 22:42 |
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Dilbert is better than 90% of webcomics.
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 22:57 |
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DontMockMySmock posted:"A goon asked Joshu, a PYF forums moderator: `Has a comic Funny-nature or not?' Okay this balances out somebody straight up linking to dilbert.com
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 23:13 |
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DontMockMySmock posted:"A goon asked Joshu, a PYF forums moderator: `Has a comic Funny-nature or not?' Joshu's Comic
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 23:34 |
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Who needs Dilbert when there's Business Cat? (crossposting from Funny Pics) mmm yes when I asked "how can memes get better" clearly the answer was "make them three panels longer"
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 23:47 |
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Krinkle posted:But the frog drowns, carrying the scorpion, the frog says "you dumb fucker we're both dead now". It's a pretty famous parable. I've never heard of a monk that helps a scorpion. The monk is always talking to other monks and someone asks a question and at this the monk was ~enlightened~ Now that you mention it I have heard that one. Three's a really similar one where a scorpion is drowning (maybe a sequel) The monk reaches into the water and saves him, but gets stung. As he reaches in again, another monk says "Why are you doing that? You're just going to get stung again." He says that's it's just the scorpion's nature to sting people, and it's his own nature to try to save things.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 01:40 |
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Dr_Amazing posted:Now that you mention it I have heard that one. Three's a really similar one where a scorpion is drowning (maybe a sequel) The monk reaches into the water and saves him, but gets stung. As he reaches in again, another monk says "Why are you doing that? You're just going to get stung again." He says that's it's just the scorpion's nature to sting people, and it's his own nature to try to save things. That's one dumb-rear end monk. He could just fish it out with a stick or something.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 04:13 |
Krinkle posted:But the frog drowns, carrying the scorpion, the frog says "you dumb fucker we're both dead now". It's a pretty famous parable. I've never heard of a monk that helps a scorpion. The monk is always talking to other monks and someone asks a question and at this the monk was ~enlightened~ I'm absolutely pro "FUKKEN KILL PENNyARDS ARCADE!!!!!" but on the other hand, can you actually point to the parable you're talking about?
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 04:22 |
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The frog parable makes more sense as a metaphor for the situation they're trying to portray but the monk parable makes more sense as a metaphor for penny arcade being lovely and worthless
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 04:27 |
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http://buddhistreflections.blogspot.com/2011/01/monk-and-scorpion.html Apparently there are just different versions of the same parable so...
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 04:28 |
Nitrox posted:Here is a nice comic that nobody would take offense to Never go full Buckley.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 04:40 |
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I thought you couldnt do that though. You could only go on and on for years drawing the same half lidded mouth open expression: never moving past.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 04:47 |
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Rigged Death Trap posted:I thought you couldnt do that though. Even Buckley hasn't gone full Buckley, because that would involve putting a loving effort into something.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 04:59 |
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 07:01 |
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He's even got the hoverhands.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 11:07 |
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A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion says, "Because if I do, I will die too." The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream, the scorpion finds himself sinking in the water. He sees the frog swimming away, and has just enough time to gasp "Why?" The frog replies: "Get Out."
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 17:34 |
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The old "don't entrust your life to someone who has a family to feed and protection fees to pay to Uncle Pike to be able to come to your workplace and catch larvae unmolested" moral.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 17:55 |
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Phyzzle posted:A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the This is the story I'll tell my children.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 18:08 |
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 05:18 |
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I've thought about getting all of these shirts for my band to wear live.
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 05:51 |
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Henchman of Santa posted:I've thought about getting all of these shirts for my band to wear live. comic bad
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 05:54 |
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Hogge Wild posted:comic bad maybe so, but I would wear the hell out of that "what the hell people" shirt.
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 06:01 |
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:maybe so, but I would wear the hell out of that "what the hell people" shirt.
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 06:03 |
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 15:44 |
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so that's where the name for that satellite high song came from
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 16:07 |
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Henchman of Santa posted:I've thought about getting all of these shirts for my band to wear live. This is my favorite shirt.
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 17:29 |
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 02:09 |
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These are way funnier than they have any right to be.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 02:54 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Enough of the derail about a seventeen year old's breasts please. I like how I knew exactly who people were talking about without having to check.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 04:08 |
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Oh my god I am dying
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 05:03 |
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Coohoolin posted:I like how I knew exactly who people were talking about without having to check. Truly your finest hour.
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