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TMMadman posted:Hey...the bartender even looks like John Travolta. 
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The Nastier Nate posted:I should ban you away, where you can't shoot or maim us.. The Nastier Nate, my client has instructed me to remind the forum how rich and important he is, and that he is not like other posters.
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Nov 22, 2015 11:28
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Mister Kingdom posted:Yeah..."looks like". That joke is so old it became irrelevant and then relevant again. 
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Nov 22, 2015 12:02
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mrfart posted:The Nastier Nate, my client has instructed me to remind the forum how rich and important he is, and that he is not like other posters. Oh, sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries. Look at him, he's wearing a belt. That's Hollywood for you.
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Nov 22, 2015 18:28
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Oh, sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries. Look at him, he's wearing a belt. That's Hollywood for you. Sure I'll buy a suit. A suit OF DRUGS 
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Nov 22, 2015 18:32
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DarklyDreaming posted:Can't someone else do it Oh, DarklyDreaming, the garbageman can...
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DarklyDreaming posted:Sure I'll buy a suit. A suit OF DRUGS It smells like Otto's jacket
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Nov 22, 2015 20:08
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mrfart posted:The Nastier Nate, my client has instructed me to remind the forum how rich and important he is, and that he is not like other posters. I would appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone about my "busy posts". Not so much for myself, but I am so respected, it would damage the forums to hear it.
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Nov 22, 2015 21:10
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IMJack posted:I would appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone about my "busy posts". Not so much for myself, but I am so respected, it would damage the forums to hear it. The forums staff is complaining about the poo poo posts. I want to hire a new staff.
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Nov 22, 2015 21:20
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Root Bear posted:The forums staff is complaining about the poo poo posts. I want to hire a new staff. Hey, this floor doesn't look very clean!
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Nov 22, 2015 21:27
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Root Bear posted:The forums staff is complaining about the poo poo posts. I want to hire a new staff. Stand up straight! Tuck that shirt in! Take that gang tag out of your mouth! You're forums moderators!
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Nov 22, 2015 22:54
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IMJack posted:Stand up straight! Tuck that shirt in! Take that gang tag out of your mouth! You're forums moderators! I've always wanted to be a forums moderator! So lazy and surly. 
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Nov 22, 2015 22:58
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Everything Counts posted:I've always wanted to be a forums moderator! So lazy and surly. I won't sleep in the same bed with a goon who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight.
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Nov 22, 2015 23:02
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TMMadman posted:I won't sleep in the same bed with a goon who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight. I sleep in a racing car! Do you? 
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Nov 23, 2015 00:56
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Class3KillStorm posted:I sleep in a racing car! Do you? I sleep in a big bed with my wife. 
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Nov 23, 2015 03:05
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Everything Counts posted:I've always wanted to be a forums moderator! So lazy and surly. 
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Nov 23, 2015 03:26
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Monday_ posted:I sleep in a big bed with my wife. Yeah, but I bet you'd give it all up for just one night with my wife.
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Nov 23, 2015 03:28
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Jerusalem posted:Yeah, but I bet you'd give it all up for just one night with my wife. Yes, but I'd trade it all for a little more.
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Nov 23, 2015 03:30
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Oh yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?
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Nov 23, 2015 03:34
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Mister Kingdom posted:Yes, but I'd trade it all for a little more. Well I'd love to help, I really would, but I'm a little strapped for cash right no-  As you can see, this old place is falling apart!
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Jerusalem posted:Well I'd love to help, I really would, but I'm a little strapped for cash right no- 
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All of the Presidents.... they're having a party. Jimmy Carter's passed out on the couch.
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There's soda on the plane!
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Nov 23, 2015 04:47
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Do over Ham posted:There's soda on the plane! Attention: You are leaving US Jurisdiction. Turn back immediately or we will be unable to prosecute you.
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Nov 23, 2015 04:53
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DarklyDreaming posted:Attention: You are leaving US Jurisdiction. Turn back immediately or we will be unable to prosecute you. Bogey's air speed not sufficient for intercept. Suggest we get out and walk.
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Nov 23, 2015 06:20
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Everything Counts posted:Bogey's air speed not sufficient for intercept. Suggest we get out and walk. Iraqis again. Launching Sidewinder missile.  ... Missed him. Launching second Sidewinder missile. 
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IMJack posted:Iraqis again. Launching Sidewinder missile. That's what I call break-neck speed!
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Nov 23, 2015 13:45
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No more apples in the vending machine please!
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Nov 23, 2015 14:29
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Long before the Superdome  IMJack posted:Iraqis again. Launching Sidewinder missile. When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!
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DizzyBum posted:When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work! Look DizzyBum, you don't know what it's like - I'm the one out there every day putting his rear end on the line. And I'm not out of order. You're out of order. The whole freakin' system is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't HANDLE the truth. 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do. Forget it, DizzyBum, it's Chinatown.
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Nov 23, 2015 15:54
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Mister Kingdom posted:Yes, but I'd trade it all for a little more. Ah, the sword of Osiris. I once possessed the entire collection. Then I sold them all for opium. Oh, how I wish I had them back... to sell for more opium!
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PT6A posted:Ah, the sword of Osiris. I once possessed the entire collection. Then I sold them all for opium. Oh, how I wish I had them back... to sell for more opium! Do over Ham, eh? PTA6, I keep my friends close and my enemies even closer. He'll slowly regain his confidence as the months and years drift by, blissfully unaware that the sword of Damocles is dangling just above his head. And when he least expects it… 
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TMMadman posted:Look DizzyBum, you don't know what it's like - I'm the one out there every day putting his rear end on the line. And I'm not out of order. You're out of order. The whole freakin' system is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't HANDLE the truth. 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do. Forget it, DizzyBum, it's Chinatown. What kind of catchphrase is that?
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TMMadman posted:Do over Ham, eh? PTA6, I keep my friends close and my enemies even closer. He'll slowly regain his confidence as the months and years drift by, blissfully unaware that the sword of Damocles is dangling just above his head. And when he least expects it… Yep, nothing like revenge for gettin' back at people! Although vengeance is pretty nice...
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After The War posted:Yep, nothing like revenge for gettin' back at people! Although vengeance is pretty nice... From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?
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DizzyBum posted:
It's a good program, just give it a chance!
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TMMadman posted:Do over Ham, eh? PTA6, I keep my friends close and my enemies even closer. He'll slowly regain his confidence as the months and years drift by, blissfully unaware that the sword of Damocles is dangling just above his head. And when he least expects it… Woo-hoo! I got my posting privileges back! 
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TMMadman posted:Do over Ham, eh? PTA6, I keep my friends close and my enemies even closer. He'll slowly regain his confidence as the months and years drift by, blissfully unaware that the sword of Damocles is dangling just above his head. And when he least expects it… I could crush him like an ant... but it would be too easy. No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until... oh, what the hell, I'll just crush him like an ant
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