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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Jesus Christ who cares how you prepare water?

Shut up before I murder the lot of you

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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



syscall girl posted:

Are they still trying to put DRM on cocoa?

Because gently caress them, forever

That debacle is mostly responsible for their shares tanking in the market. Especially since it was cracked probably 10ns after it was introduced.

I think it's mostly abandoned now, and their market share has been eroded by all the 3rd party brewers that take K-Cups and the refillable K-Cups.

So they got hosed, and have been continuing to be hosed since they can't figure out a business model that doesn't alienate their customers.

President Ark
May 16, 2010

:iiam:

Hirayuki posted:

We have an instant hot water tap installed in our kitchen sink that produces 150-degree water on demand. It works great for both coffee (my preferred drink as an American) and tea (my Kiwi husband's favorite).

my mother's house has one of those but for some inexplicable reason still owns a kettle*





*the metal one you put on your stove, not the electric kind

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Its very common for americans to not have kettles. If I make tea I just use a small pot on the stove top. Its pretty easy.

Baba Yaga Fanboy
May 18, 2011

SHUT THE gently caress UP ABOUT TEA AND BOILING WATER AND POST FUNNY PICTURES, NERDS!







Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Kheldarn posted:

I don't drink coffee or tea.



My broken idiot brain is trying so loving hard to turn this into loss...

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

I want to party with this cool dog.



This one too.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE


Angry frog is angry because fail at funny pictures

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Slurms Mackenzie and Roberto on the same page. Nice.

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology








Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

That's not necessarily a hospital. The guy is trading a scythe for the symbol of commerce and negotiation.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

Hogge Wild posted:

That's not necessarily a hospital. The guy is trading a scythe for the symbol of commerce and negotiation.

Cheating death, as it were.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Put a Y on the end of that and this would be my mascot.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

EXAKT Science posted:

Cheating death, as it were.

Death is apparently kinda bad at things, considering he's missing some fingers and finger bits.

Maybe they should have given him the nerf safety scythe :(

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007



I assume I'm missing something in this and Monet paintings aren't funny on their own?

Sad lions
Sep 3, 2008

fong posted:

I assume I'm missing something in this and Monet paintings aren't funny on their own?

Monet; widely known for his water lilies and shopping carts.

super size soft serve
Aug 28, 2011

You think I'm fat, but it's an optical illusion.

fong posted:

I assume I'm missing something in this and Monet paintings aren't funny on their own?

There's a trolley in the water.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

BjornOfBorg posted:

There's a trolley in the water.

Please don't do this; we just got over the pot and kettle derail.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Kajeesus posted:

Please don't do this; we just got over the pot and kettle derail.



Oh knock it off, you're just trying to start a cat and human derail.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Sad lions posted:

Monet; widely known for his water lilies and shopping carts.

Ah, even enlarged on my phone its kinda hard to tell what that is.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

LOOK, I HAVE A JOB TO DO. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY OTHER PLACES ON THE DISC NEED MY SERVICES? THERE IS A PLAGUE IN KLATCH TO WHICH I MUST ATTEND, AS WELL AS AT LEAST ONE GOOD CURRY RESTAURANT.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Screaming Idiot posted:

LOOK, I HAVE A JOB TO DO. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY OTHER PLACES ON THE DISC NEED MY SERVICES? THERE IS A PLAGUE IN KLATCH TO WHICH I MUST ATTEND, AS WELL AS AT LEAST ONE GOOD CURRY RESTAURANT.

5'd

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Roll a five or higher to have your menarche.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Roll two ones: Everyone can see your Dirty Pillows! Go back six spaces.

RillAkBea
Oct 11, 2008

Dick Trauma posted:

Roll two ones: Everyone can see your Dirty Pillows! Go back six spaces.

That just makes me think of a suburban housewife board game. "You find a spot on the bathroom mirror. Miss a turn while you clean the entire bathroom." "The Joneses have bought a new lamp. Lose $200 to buy a slightly fancier one."

Depressio111117
Oct 18, 2014

A whole world of imagination beyond the oompah band.

RillAkBea posted:

That just makes me think of a suburban housewife board game. "You find a spot on the bathroom mirror. Miss a turn while you clean the entire bathroom." "The Joneses have bought a new lamp. Lose $200 to buy a slightly fancier one."

You've drawn the Munchausen-by-proxy card! Move ahead five spaces, unless your husband catches wise.

BerkerkLurk
Jul 22, 2001

I could never sleep my way to the top 'cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up

Kajeesus posted:

Please don't do this; we just got over the pot and kettle derail.


Maybe it's because I'm English, but I've never seen a pussywinkles on a cloppie before.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

BerkerkLurk posted:

Maybe it's because I'm Australian, but I've never seen a pussywinkles on a cloppie before.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Birb Katter posted:



Angry frog is angry because fail at funny pictures

it's the stabby robot from futurama

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007



The fragrance for men!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
I'm the fork

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Viruswithshoes posted:



The fragrance for men!

This is good but the one thing I wish is that the vandal had taken it all the way and put an S on the bottle too. Don't be so half-assed.

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




I realise this has done the rounds already, but seeing the BBC news report it in its big serious font amused me a whole lot



NEWSDAY
PHUC DAT BICH

Skarsnik has a new favorite as of 01:27 on Nov 24, 2015

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Chard
Aug 24, 2010






I like the new thread title, I can read it at work again

EKDS5k
Feb 22, 2012

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET YOUR BEER FREEZE, DAMNIT

Skarsnik posted:

I realise this has done the rounds already, but seeing the BBC news report it in its big serious font amused me a whole lot



NEWSDAY
PHUC DAT BICH

Is he sitting in the trunk of a car with a glass of wine?

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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




EKDS5k posted:

Is he sitting in the trunk of a car with a glass of wine?

You mean you don't?

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