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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Good Citizen posted:

I know where I'm getting my gay wedding cake

I feel like I'd just walk in and say "Why didn't you just put up some Christmas decorations like every other store on the block?"

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Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005


This is basically a ten-year-old's idea of "being classy."

I'm surprised he isn't trying to pass off his dad's bathrobe as a smoking jacket.

I don't even know what his point is here. Does he even have one?

Die Sexmonster!
Nov 30, 2005

Rhesus Pieces posted:

I don't even know what his point is here. Does he even have one?

"Ladies? :smug:"

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

Rhesus Pieces posted:

This is basically a ten-year-old's idea of "being classy."

I'm surprised he isn't trying to pass off his dad's bathrobe as a smoking jacket.

I don't even know what his point is here. Does he even have one?

Davis Aurini cosplay.

Retrowave Joe
Jul 20, 2001

I have a dear friend who is a smart guy, but has completely swallowed the right wing media poison pill. We have friendly debates about politics, but for the first time I had to just end a conversation.

He brought up Bernie being a socialist, and I said that he himself greatly benefits from socialist programs. He asked which ones and I said, "The military, police, and fire departments, for a start." And...he said that those don't count because he didn't think they were socialist...

I was dumbfounded.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

Retardog posted:

I have a dear friend who is a smart guy, but has completely swallowed the right wing media poison pill. We have friendly debates about politics, but for the first time I had to just end a conversation.

He brought up Bernie being a socialist, and I said that he himself greatly benefits from socialist programs. He asked which ones and I said, "The military, police, and fire departments, for a start." And...he said that those don't count because he didn't think they were socialist...

I was dumbfounded.

After that say Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security.

AdjectiveNoun
Oct 11, 2012

Everything. Is. Fine.

Rick_Hunter posted:

Davis Aurini cosplay.

Needs more strategically-placed skulls.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Hieronymous Alloy posted:

After that say Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security.

And finish it off with the NFL

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Retardog posted:

I have a dear friend who is a smart guy, but has completely swallowed the right wing media poison pill. We have friendly debates about politics, but for the first time I had to just end a conversation.

He brought up Bernie being a socialist, and I said that he himself greatly benefits from socialist programs. He asked which ones and I said, "The military, police, and fire departments, for a start." And...he said that those don't count because he didn't think they were socialist...

I was dumbfounded.

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

After that say Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security.

Epic High Five posted:

And finish it off with the NFL

Roads, drinking water, edible food.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

After that say Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security.

Yeah, but I've paid into those my entire life. I should get those benefits. That said they should be cut off for those under 30 and dissolved.

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
Someone on twitter brought this to my attention and it made me laugh unfortunately got edited back pretty quick

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Coohoolin posted:

I don't even think that's a wine glass, and there's far too much in it to be brandy or port. Unless that's a dark ale or stout in there, this man has obviously never in his life been to an actual bar.

I think it's a burgundy glass but yeah he's got at least 1/4 of a bottle of wine poured into it

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

AdjectiveNoun posted:

Needs more strategically-placed skulls.

And a cigarette he constantly sucks on but never actually inhales.

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)
The pipe is a good substitute. Good call on the skull/McCarther though.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Coohoolin posted:

I don't even think that's a wine glass, and there's far too much in it to be brandy or port. Unless that's a dark ale or stout in there, this man has obviously never in his life been to an actual bar.

I used to drink port in glasses big enough to drink half a bottle at a time but I was also a tremendous alcoholic

Knowing him, it's probably loving grape juice

beatlegs
Mar 11, 2001


Most frequent customers:

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

Rick_Hunter posted:

The pipe is a good substitute. Good call on the skull/McCarther though.

You can't flamboyantly wave a pipe around in the air to accentuate your points about male superiority and white supremacy.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
So "politically incorrect" just means "right-wing talking points" now right? I don't think they would be cool with you saying "jesus sucks" or "republicans are faggots" which seems politically incorrect in the way it's actually supposed to

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

mr. mephistopheles posted:

You can't flamboyantly wave a pipe around in the air to accentuate your points about male superiority and white supremacy.

Pretty sure Western Europe had a monopoly on that for 200+ years.

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

Aesop Poprock posted:

So "politically incorrect" just means "right-wing talking points" now right? I don't think they would be cool with you saying "jesus sucks" or "republicans are faggots" which seems politically incorrect in the way it's actually supposed to

Even when attempting to be politically incorrect conservatives must deal with the fact that they are lame as hell.

I knew a guy once who thought Alex P. Keaton was actually put there by the producers to evangelize conservative talking points in an intelligent way to piss off liberal viewers. It was one of the stupidest, "Turns out.." stories I had ever heard. He just didn't seem to have a sense of tremendous lameness. Crowder reminds me of him.

ErIog fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Nov 23, 2015

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Ah, another failing business trying to cash out

Idran
Jan 13, 2005
Grimey Drawer

mr. mephistopheles posted:

You can't flamboyantly wave a pipe around in the air to accentuate your points about male superiority and white supremacy.

Sure you can, that's the main thing pipe-smokers do with pipes.

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?
It's funnier to talk with a pipe clenched between your teeth so you both sound weird and the pipe bobs up and down.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



beatlegs posted:

Most frequent customers:



Haypeople? :confused:

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

So I'm guessing it's safe to say that Shapiro joins Crowder in the "tried to press charges and nothing happened". It's been a couple months and no event came from the confrontation with Zoey Tur. Shapiro made a post on Breitbart that next day that he was filing charges against her.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Mr Hootington posted:

Yeah, but I've paid into those my entire life. I should get those benefits. That said they should be cut off for those under 30 and dissolved.

Sure, when government owns the demand for these services that's the dictionary's definition of socialism, but it doesn't feel like it so...NEXT!

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

So I'm guessing it's safe to say that Shapiro joins Crowder in the "tried to press charges and nothing happened". It's been a couple months and no event came from the confrontation with Zoey Tur. Shapiro made a post on Breitbart that next day that he was filing charges against her.

She didn't even hurt him. What was he going to get out of it anyway, $1 in nominal damages?

Still, it's hilarious how quickly all the manly-man tough guy conservative "I don't need no government" talk fell apart because someone put a hand on his neck and Shapiro went blubbering about how he was going to go to the government about it.

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJuP6r8Mols

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
drat those are good.

Bait and Swatch
Sep 5, 2012

Join me, Comrades
In the Star Citizen D&D thread

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Ah, another failing business trying to cash out

I just searched the recent news for this store and Dunkin Donuts moved next door to them this past August. That bakery's main business is selling donuts...

E: And their own "signature" line of coffee.

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger

Thump! posted:

Haypeople? :confused:

Hay is green due to being harvested before it goes to seed (because it's meant for animal consumption.) Straw is yellow/gold and is mostly by-product from other crops, and is collected after the primary harvest. It has very little nutritional value and is used for bedding.

There needs to be a farmer version of :eng101:

Keeshhound fucked around with this message at 16:01 on Nov 23, 2015

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Keeshhound posted:

Hay is green due to being harvested before it goes to seed (because it's meant for animal consumption.) Straw is yellow/gold and is mostly by-product from other crops, and is collected after the primary harvest. It has very little nutritional value and is used for bedding.

There needs to be a farmer version of :eng101:

:bahgawd: not good enough for you?

Peasant? :smug:

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Conservative icon Phyllis Schlafly on WND.

quote:

Every time they say, ‘You can’t deport these people, in my mind’s eye, I see the picture of those railroad cars carrying the illegals out of our country when Eisenhower deported them. They say it was a failure. It wasn’t at all,” Schlafly told WND in an exclusive interview.

“In my mind’s eye, I see those railroad cars full of illegals going south. That’s what they ought to do.”

As terrible as WND, they have some very strange ads

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

As terrible as WND, they have some very strange ads



She looks like she knows how to party.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I... is that a weed fedora?

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Tesseraction posted:

I... is that a weed fedora?

It's a fisherman bucket hat.

That was an ad? What for? Duffel blog?

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Conservative icon Phyllis Schlafly on WND.

Okay I am an uneducated manchild and all, but I have never heard of Eisenhower doing that. Horrible if true, puts a damper on the most recent halfway-decent R president. (At least, that's my impression of him, maybe it's about to be shattered.)

...but surely even Phyllis Schlafly recognizes the imagery of putting "undesirable" people on railroad cars to be taken to some faraway destination?...

e: VVV welp :smith:

World War Mammories fucked around with this message at 19:55 on Nov 23, 2015

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Suitaru posted:

Okay I am an uneducated manchild and all, but I have never heard of Eisenhower doing that. Horrible if true, puts a damper on the most recent halfway-decent R president. (At least, that's my impression of him, maybe it's about to be shattered.)

...but surely even Phyllis Schlafly recognizes the imagery of putting "undesirable" people on railroad cars to be taken to some faraway destination?...

Operation Wetback. Yes that's actually what it was called.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Suitaru posted:

Okay I am an uneducated manchild and all, but I have never heard of Eisenhower doing that. Horrible if true, puts a damper on the most recent halfway-decent R president. (At least, that's my impression of him, maybe it's about to be shattered.)

...but surely even Phyllis Schlafly recognizes the imagery of putting "undesirable" people on railroad cars to be taken to some faraway destination?...

Operation Wetback

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^gently caress YOU!!

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HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

"He" is michael savage, right?

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