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You'll need that new phone to call a doctor when the Typhoid sets in! I would also like to hear the official (phone) diagnosis from the Genius at the Apple store. Actually maybe ask him or her to diagnose you as well, as long as you are there. Sophy Wackles fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Nov 23, 2015 |
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Do,you shop in the children's section? E: your pockets are too small for a phone too, hth.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 23:26 |
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Cowcaster posted:dumphole full of pee juice this is probably too long to be a username isn't it
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 23:26 |
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What model iPhone was it? If it was an older model and if you're going to pay $600 for another you might as well just sell the broken one and buy the newest unlocked model.
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 00:20 |
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Why did we need to know they were Mexican. What did that add to your stupid story?
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 00:54 |
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Cowcaster posted:The jeans were a pair of Gap slim fit, 28x30. They are my favorite pair of jeans which I have owned for many years, however just recently I made a hole in the left knee while helping my dad cut up some fallen trees in his yard with a chainsaw. I did not make the hole with the chainsaw, rather I tore my jeans while walking around the brush. Although it was very small to begin with it has rapidly become larger, which makes me sad because as I previously mentioned this was my favorite pair of jeans. I feel the pain there, I only have 1 really comfortable pair left and have kept the hole to the back pocket, but I dread this day!!!
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 00:57 |
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this brings a new meaning to shitposting
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 01:08 |
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Try this descant OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq73c-Rzs-0
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 01:12 |
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super mario batali posted:Try this descant OP They are v good! I love pitch perfect.
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 01:16 |
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shelley posted:this brings a new meaning to shitposting peeposting
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 01:24 |
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I dropped a Samsung phone in a lake once. I let it sit for a couple of days and it turned back on and worked for another year or so. . .until I dropped it into the lake again.
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 01:30 |
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Cowcaster posted:slim fit, 28x30 I think I see the problem here.
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 01:43 |
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I did this too once. And the toilet was super nasty. I'm easily grossed out by filth and yet there was zero hesitation. I reached in and grabbed that bitch quick as possible. The speaker got wet and stopped working till it dried off and otherwise there was no harm no foul. No harm that is except a couple layers of skin I compulsively scrubbed off
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symbolic posted:throw it in a bag of rice to draw the moisture out the way it works is it actually draws out the Asians who will fix it in gratitude https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo
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Tony Homo posted:Why did we need to know they were Mexican. What did that add to your stupid story? what the gently caress u got some kinda problem with Mexicans??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 02:27 |
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you used your admin powers to sticky an otherwise unimpressive thread. typical abuse.
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 02:54 |
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Nice choice of beers, but have you tried Big Cranky?
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 03:02 |
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Good
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 03:09 |
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gizmojumpjet posted:A coworker of mine tried that rice trick and it worked. You should try the rice trick. I saw an image macro on Facebook that says the rice trick consists of "putting your phone in rice so that it attracts Asians, who will fix your phone for you." There's some really odd selective racism towards Asians in people from my hometown.
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Leroy Dennui posted:I saw an image macro on Facebook that says the rice trick consists of "putting your phone in rice so that it attracts Asians, who will fix your phone for you." There's some really odd selective racism towards Asians in people from my hometown. Mexicans eat a lot of rice too C/D?
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Darth123123 posted:Mexicans eat a lot of rice too C/D? dont eat the peerice
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SniperWoreConverse posted:the way it works is it actually draws out the Asians who will fix it in gratitude this isn't even funny why did i lol
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nomadologique posted:you used your admin powers to sticky an otherwise unimpressive thread. typical abuse. good point I will unstick it now
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 04:49 |
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I think the lack of grip strength was possibly more due to frailness, melancholy and possibly habitual drug use as evidenced by your very thin stature and I'm assuming sallow eye sockets. Or... Tossing your expensive apple device in hot lemonade was foolish gesture intended for a pity Go Fund Me. If so, you've picked your rubes well friend.
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Cowcaster posted:If you were prone to exaggeration, you might claim I suplexed my phone into a hot pile of mega diarrhea, although that would not be technically accurate technically nothin, poo poo and piss are two entirely different things!
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 04:56 |
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symbolic posted:throw it in a bag of rice to draw the moisture out i tried thsi and now all my rice tastes like piss
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Mange Mite posted:i tried thsi and now all my rice tastes like piss
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 05:02 |
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i bought an 80 dollar lifeproof case and now piss on my phone whenever i want E: i was pissing on it while i read this thread
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sluggo is mad posted:E: i was pissing on it while i read this thread Money well spent imho. Some things in life you don't go cheap on. E. Like golden shower hobbies and internet forums.
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 05:19 |
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way to make it all weird, man
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 05:53 |
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Cowcaster posted:good point I will unstick it now now it can survive or die on its own merits!
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 06:06 |
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Dropped my droid 1 phone into a bowl of cereal Whole milk kept it safe I pity the fools dropping their electronics in glorified white water
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This is also why I sit to piss if I'm gonna dick around on my phone Cause I dropped my dumb phone in the toilet at work 9 years ago. Never again.
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