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BottledBodhisvata: Jul 26, 2013; by Lowtax

Haha, Damar is loving awesome. Weyoun gets jacked up right in front of him and he just laughs and laughs.

I love the Cardassians.

# ? Nov 23, 2015 19:39

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# ? May 15, 2024 12:11

0toShifty: Aug 21, 2005; 0 to Stiffy?

Neuropressure sessions and rubbin' on the gel in the decon chamber. That's what Enterprise is about. Also - mirror universe Hoshi Sato. HOLY poo poo

# ? Nov 24, 2015 04:03

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

I can't wait for the new series to suck because I wasn't around SA when Enterprise premiered. It must have been magical. :allears:

Also I've been binging TNG for the millionth time, except now it's in HHHHHHHHHHDDDDDDDDDD. Worf's forehead cracks in every single close up and Troi is wearing clown makeup. And last night I finally reached A Day in the Life of Data's Autism.

# ? Nov 24, 2015 04:08

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

HHHHDDDD rewatch is a good rewatch because it builds hope of a HDS9 reissue with extensive behind the scenes footage of Armin and Rene skipping around arm in arm, half in makeup and one quarter in costume.

And hopefully extensive footage of people treating E.Dax like crap and making her get coffee from the crew's and not the cast's craft services table

# ? Nov 24, 2015 04:25

Tujague: May 8, 2007; by LadyAmbien

I wasn't around for the real time debut of Enterprise either, but I imagine it's going to go like this:

1. Goons expecting the absolute worst way ahead of time
2. Details of the production released, such as casting (Teenage Tits, Dad Bod, New Ship, Forehead Guy). Thread suspicious but lighthearted
3. Big debut: Things Aren't That Bad, They Might Get Better, Season 1 Always Sucks
4. Show gets dumber and dumber. Thread enters vortex of negativity.
5. One or two dorks angrily insist that it's actually good and everyone else just isn't sophisticated enough to understand the genius
6. Season 1 finale is a brief cool point, allowing hope to return
7. Season 2, Ep 5 the show is pure horseshit again. The thread is all negative except 2 diehards and 2 tryhards
8. Goons spend years comparing the show unfavorably to DS9, TNG and maybe Enterprise. Show staggers on for 5 or 6 seasons and ends with a fart

Bonus fun: Read this thread carefully and guess who will be the It's Good, You Just Don't Get It asswipes are

# ? Nov 24, 2015 04:28

drilldo squirt: Aug 18, 2006; a beautiful, soft meat sack; Clapping Larry

It will be me because I liked enterprise.

# ? Nov 24, 2015 04:32

Tighclops: Jan 23, 2008; Unable to deal with it; Grimey Drawer

Tujague posted:

I wasn't around for the real time debut of Enterprise either, but I imagine it's going to go like this:

1. Goons expecting the absolute worst way ahead of time
2. Details of the production released, such as casting (Teenage Tits, Dad Bod, New Ship, Forehead Guy). Thread suspicious but lighthearted
3. Big debut: Things Aren't That Bad, They Might Get Better, Season 1 Always Sucks
4. Show gets dumber and dumber. Thread enters vortex of negativity.
5. One or two dorks angrily insist that it's actually good and everyone else just isn't sophisticated enough to understand the genius
6. Season 1 finale is a brief cool point, allowing hope to return
7. Season 2, Ep 5 the show is pure horseshit again. The thread is all negative except 2 diehards and 2 tryhards
8. Goons spend years comparing the show unfavorably to DS9, TNG and maybe Enterprise. Show staggers on for 5 or 6 seasons and ends with a fart

Bonus fun: Read this thread carefully and guess who will be the It's Good, You Just Don't Get It asswipes are

I want to see this quoted in 2017

then decompress the main shuttlebay, that might kick us out of the way

# ? Nov 24, 2015 05:37

Mushmouth: Feb 21, 2004; Urban Tumbleweed

Oh good I'm watching Second Skin and every time I get all hosed up when Legate Gamor yells after Kira, "Please! Iliana! I'm sorry!" There's a lot of people who cared about this actual Cardassian girl and feel SUPER GUILTY over her death, even her mentor despite being totally willing to use her image as a way to get to her father for being a dissident.
This episode is very good.

# ? Nov 24, 2015 05:40

My Q-Face: Jul 8, 2002; A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Big Mean Jerk posted:

I can't wait for the new series to suck because I wasn't around SA when Enterprise premiered. It must have been magical.

Also I've been binging TNG for the millionth time, except now it's in HHHHHHHHHHDDDDDDDDDD. Worf's forehead cracks in every single close up and Troi is wearing clown makeup. And last night I finally reached A Day in the Life of Data's Autism.

Did you notice somewhere in season 3/4 where Troi is covering her moustache with makeup?

# ? Nov 24, 2015 06:35

Mondian: Apr 24, 2007

drilldo squirt posted:

It will be me because I liked enterprise.

Dumbass.

# ? Nov 24, 2015 07:35

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Which person from this thread will commit suicide when the next star trek ruins the franchise for the next 20 years as no one will touch it?

# ? Nov 24, 2015 10:21

DeepQantas: Jan 13, 2008; Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

There's another TNG movie? Aren't they getting a bit old for that?

# ? Nov 24, 2015 12:15

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

DeepQantas posted:

There's another TNG movie? Aren't they getting a bit old for that?

Do you remember that episode where Guinan, Keiko, Picard and Ro were turned into kids? Well they've taken that ensemble of now 30 year olds and are going to film it as "Star Trek: The Next Previous Generation Again But Also Before". They'll have to grease a few palms for the name rights but otherwise they've got a Picard we know and trust and can be made to work for just SAG minimum scale and a bagel bar. Its the Picard you loved but this time without all the expense and headache of shelling out for perks like a private trailer and car service.

The antagonist? Remember that one episode with Q Jr. as played by John DeLancie Jr? Yup. That ol' Picard-Q dynamic is back and contractually locked in for 40 more years!

# ? Nov 24, 2015 12:59

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

That would be really funny.

# ? Nov 24, 2015 14:00

CharlieWhiskey: Aug 18, 2005; everything, all the time

this is the world

Voyager was hazardous waste. Enterprise was merely rubbish. The best parts of Voyager were worse than the average parts of Enterprise.

Also Shran owns

# ? Nov 24, 2015 15:31

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

Jacko

Jake O

Jake-obe

Jacob?

# ? Nov 24, 2015 16:08

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

Tighclops posted:

I want to see this quoted in 2017

then decompress the main shuttlebay, that might kick us out of the way

I suggest we use the tractor beam to alter the thread's trajectory.

# ? Nov 24, 2015 17:01

Orange Sunshine: May 10, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

I suggest we use the tractor beam to alter the thread's trajectory.

Or we could reconfigure the deflector array to emit an inverse tetrion pulse. If we can just tech the tech, it will work.

# ? Nov 24, 2015 20:42

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

Jake

Yobe

# ? Nov 24, 2015 20:56

Ben Nerevarine: Apr 14, 2006

Monkey Fracas posted:

Jake

Yobe

# ? Nov 24, 2015 20:58

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

Just started S4 of DS9 and this is probably already Peak Worf dang

Shab posted:

what is in the coconut

what have you put in there

# ? Nov 25, 2015 04:35

Higgy: Jul 6, 2005; Grimey Drawer

Just finished all of Voyager. Watching the pilot of Enterprise. loving rofl at the opening credit what the gently caress is this poo poo? Are they serious?

Gull Dukat was right all along.

# ? Nov 25, 2015 04:40

Tujague: May 8, 2007; by LadyAmbien

Faith of the heart, dog

# ? Nov 25, 2015 05:33

counterfeitsaint: Feb 26, 2010; I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

If you actually watch the opening credits of a show you are binging through more than two or three times at most, then it's your own god drat fault.

# ? Nov 25, 2015 05:59

Ralp: Aug 19, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Big Mean Jerk posted:

I can't wait for the new series to suck because I wasn't around SA when Enterprise premiered. It must have been magical.

SA existed at the time but I don't think TV/IV did. The forums weren't really a one stop shop for all general interests back then, that came a bit later.

# ? Nov 25, 2015 06:49

Bum the Sad: Aug 25, 2002; Hell Gem

I swear I remember posting about perky Vulcan titties though.

# ? Nov 25, 2015 07:07

Rudeboy Detective: Apr 28, 2011

CharlieWhiskey posted:

Also Shran owns

You're god drat right.

# ? Nov 25, 2015 07:38

My Q-Face: Jul 8, 2002; A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Bum the Sad posted:

I swear I remember posting about perky Vulcan titties though.

TVIV definitely existed while Enterprise was still on the air, but Not until season 2 or 3, I think.

Also, decided to watch the Q episodes of TNG and caught the foreshadowing for the finale in True Q. How long was that idea in the works?

# ? Nov 25, 2015 07:57

doodlebugs: Feb 18, 2015; by Lowtax

# ? Nov 25, 2015 08:17

Higgy: Jul 6, 2005; Grimey Drawer

counterfeitsaint posted:

If you actually watch the opening credits of a show you are binging through more than two or three times at most, then it's your own god drat fault.

I only watch the opening credits the first time through. After that Netflix auto skips it mostly.

Dukat did nothing wrong.

Got bored of the Enterprise pilot and checked out Renegades. Got up to the sweaty Klingon; what a travesty. I'd rather watch an hour compilation of Janeway putting her hands up.

# ? Nov 25, 2015 08:22

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Why would you even bother watching some piece of trash produced using real TV characters and a TV franchise but for youtube?

To me it's just overly elaborate fan fiction, on the same level artistically as 50 shades of grey but without the commercial success.

# ? Nov 25, 2015 09:30

Tighclops: Jan 23, 2008; Unable to deal with it; Grimey Drawer

Star Trek Continues is genuinely fun for what it is especially when you consider what passes for serious drama on network television these days

# ? Nov 25, 2015 09:36

drilldo squirt: Aug 18, 2006; a beautiful, soft meat sack; Clapping Larry

doodlebugs posted:

Lmbo.

# ? Nov 25, 2015 09:40

drilldo squirt: Aug 18, 2006; a beautiful, soft meat sack; Clapping Larry

Please post more of them please.

# ? Nov 25, 2015 09:40

Premeditated Toast: Apr 24, 2008; Same as it ever was.

# ? Nov 25, 2015 09:49

VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
and
Freak Out

# ? Nov 25, 2015 10:03

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry