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# ? Nov 24, 2015 02:51 |
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Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:have you ever had regular pork rinds? I've never tried them myself because they sound loving terrible but that's why I posted it. Why and how the hell microwavable pork rinds can exist I don't know.
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 02:57 |
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So burger cakes are a Malaysian thing? Awesome, I might go back next year.
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 02:58 |
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gleebster posted:What's for dinner? I would serve and eat that for Halloween dinner.
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 02:58 |
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RareAcumen posted:
THIS MADE ME REALLY MAD, THAT IS TOO MANY HOTDOGS also, probably not, because people now just use it as a shorthand for "lovely sad food". Except on Tumblr, where it also means "fellatio".
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 03:48 |
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cash crab posted:THIS MADE ME REALLY MAD, THAT IS TOO MANY HOTDOGS
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 03:52 |
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You are not deterring me
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 03:56 |
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The thumbnail makes it look like there's a facehugger hiding beneath the cheddar.
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 04:00 |
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Too long for a thread title, unfortunately.
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 04:01 |
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RareAcumen posted:I've never tried them myself because they sound loving terrible but that's why I posted it. Why and how the hell microwavable pork rinds can exist I don't know. Pork rinds are awesome. Imagine a potato chip. Now imagine it's not made out of carbohydrates. That's all it is.
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 04:10 |
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For my sister's birthday we went to an American themed restaurant called Misty's Diner. It was awful. I had the "trailer park trash", which was fried chicken, mashed potato, garlic bread, salad and gravy. The chicken was big, dry lumps of breast, the gravy was lumpy, pale grey, and nearly flavourless. The salad was basically just iceberg lettuce and was absolutely drowning in olive oil. The mashed potato and garlic bread were all right, but it's hard to mess those up. I also had a "Boston bloody Mary" which, as far as I can tell, is a regular bloody Mary but with too much Tabasco. I did get some amusement from the FAQ on the menu though.
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 04:17 |
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cash crab posted:THIS MADE ME REALLY MAD, THAT IS TOO MANY HOTDOGS Never heard of it described like that before! ErIog posted:Pork rinds are awesome. Imagine a potato chip. Now imagine it's not made out of carbohydrates. That's all it is. It sure doesn't sound appetizing* though. *To me. And another thing I've never eaten despite being in the south
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 04:26 |
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Why do these people always say their horrific concoction is a regional staple.
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 04:34 |
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ErIog posted:Pork rinds are awesome. Imagine a potato chip. Now imagine it's not made out of carbohydrates. That's all it is. Pork rinds only seem to exist so that people on low-carb diets can still have lovely, greasy, salty mediums for artificial flavor powder.
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 04:37 |
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Instead of pork rinds, you guys should be going for pork floss.
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 04:40 |
Davy Jones' toilet
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 04:47 |
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All those fish bones Did they just hack up some fish and steam it in a tray?
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 04:49 |
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Sleeveless posted:Pork rinds only seem to exist so that people on low-carb diets can still have lovely, greasy, salty mediums for artificial flavor powder. It makes me grimace a little to remember that now. I suppose it's marginally better than eating entire tubs of full-fat sour cream at one sitting.
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 04:51 |
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Pork rinds do in fact own, I never knew this until I gave them a try a few years ago. I too wonder what the microwave ones looks like? I guess I know how to use google, so here we go, this article shows before and after pictures: http://www.avclub.com/article/taste-test-microwave-pork-rinds-24872
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 04:55 |
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Work of AFP art. cash crab cook and eat. cash crab posted:THIS MADE ME REALLY MAD, THAT IS TOO MANY HOTDOGS And #wifematerial is now for exhibitionists to post their tits; not for poorly plated crap Gridlocked has a new favorite as of 04:58 on Nov 24, 2015 |
# ? Nov 24, 2015 04:56 |
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GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:You are not deterring me its cool ____
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 04:57 |
As a Drumsticks fan this makes me incredibly nervous
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 05:00 |
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Chard posted:As a Drumsticks fan this makes me incredibly nervous
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 05:04 |
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Chard posted:As a Drumsticks fan this makes me incredibly nervous Mmmm glass shards. Imagine biting into a delicious drumstick, but instead of ice cream its a chocolate covered incandescent lightbulb in a waffle cone...
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 05:14 |
nnnnnennnnhhhh happy thanks
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 05:14 |
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Chard posted:nnnnnennnnhhhh I originally thought it was a tongue when I scrolled down, so, uh, at least reality is better than that?
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 05:19 |
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I inadvertently ate There was also an aluminum tub of cream corn. Not creamed corn. It was literally canned loose corn swimming in heavy cream. kinmik has a new favorite as of 05:44 on Nov 24, 2015 |
# ? Nov 24, 2015 05:42 |
kinmik posted:I inadvertently ate lol you put that inside your mouth
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 05:45 |
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Someone shot the food! I am assuming food snuff films count as anti food porn. If that is not the case, then here is something more tame and probably legal. Oh yeah, there are still pizza rules right?
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 06:15 |
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RareAcumen posted:
As long as man walks the Earth, we shall never be want for AFP. This entire post was awful, loving terrible, in a good way. but also Gridlocked posted:Work of AFP art. a) re: Hotdog men: Okay. Today was day 2 of my diet, but I love hotdogs and cheese, so... b) Yeah, I had it tagged for a while and I went back in the other day, happily prepared for some condensed cream of mushroom soup over white rice or some poo poo and BAM, hairy vagina on a girl who looks like she corrects strangers who accidentally call Link "Zelda".
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 06:40 |
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Of the many, many awful things in this thread this actually made me recoil.
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 06:54 |
el oso posted:Of the many, many awful things in this thread this actually made me recoil. First time I've ever thought of tater tots as "looming"
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 07:25 |
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kinmik posted:I inadvertently ate Me after reading this https://youtu.be/asufupBLDfg?t=33m5s My god, that's repulsive.
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 07:59 |
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cash crab posted:a) re: Hotdog men: Okay. Today was day 2 of my diet, but I love hotdogs and cheese, so... I who control the cash crab, control the Anti Food Porniverse. Also file b) under things no one should eat.
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 08:52 |
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"very ~balanced~" "This is 'Ketchup Leather', designed as a ' solution to soggy burgers'." No pizza rules? http://i.imgur.com/zJ6t48R.gifv PubicMice has a new favorite as of 10:48 on Nov 24, 2015 |
# ? Nov 24, 2015 10:41 |
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The Saddest Rhino posted:its cool What you think you can fuckin' scare me man? Those are both from my favorite fast food burger place. I don't live well
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 11:07 |
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lol @ posting messy rear end burgs like they don't look delicious
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 11:37 |
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Tiggum posted:For my sister's birthday we went to an American themed restaurant called Misty's Diner. It was awful. But did you have a can of American soft drink? Your meal sounded like this (minus the "salad", which no self-respecting trailer trash would eat even by accident; everyone knows that lettuce is for decoration):
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 12:21 |
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Sure, this looks gross as hell, but when you've drank up all your money and you miraculously find four quarters under the couch cushions, your drunk rear end can stumble down to the grocery store and pick one of these up and enjoy a hot meal before passing out
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 15:06 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:But did you have a can of American soft drink? God, Banquet frozen meals are the worst poo poo. That corn side is a handful of kernels in an ocean of water and the mashed potatoes are somehow mostly air. Like, all frozen meals are terrible and unsatisfying, but those in particular were painstakingly assembled by the world's top engineers and scientists to make edible depression.
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 15:47 |