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AbsolutelySane
Jul 2, 2012

timp posted:

Tom Joyce of the Mt. Airy News in Mt. Airy, NC: "Cam Newton – a winner who’s a loser"

How about THIS little pissbitch? Pretty ballsy to put his picture right next to these words like that

Mount Airy is pretty much a wasteland that thinks it still exists in some mythic age of yore, featuring Andy Griffith, Don Knotts, and little Ronnie Howard. The reality is that it is the meth capital of North Carolina and probably also the headquarters for the Mexican Maggia. Either that, or the carport business is a lot more lucrative than I've been led to believe. Nobody reads the Mt. Airy News, they just burn it to keep warm at night.


bows1 posted:

All these thinly-veiled racist articles about Cam Newton being a thug and not an upstanding white QB are awful.

They've been awful for the past five years, why worry about them now?

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

timp posted:

Tom Joyce of the Mt. Airy News in Mt. Airy, NC: "Cam Newton – a winner who’s a loser"

How about THIS little pissbitch? Pretty ballsy to put his picture right next to these words like that

I swear I've seen this Bill McLean dude replying to every single comment that mentions race on a number of articles now in various publications

Dude is determined

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
If you click on his name Disqus will show you all the articles (across different sites using Disqus) that he's commenting on.

He's a Tom Brady fan.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Intruder posted:

I swear I've seen this Bill McLean dude replying to every single comment that mentions race on a number of articles now in various publications

Dude is determined
His only other option is to kill himself so why not give his life some purpose

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Just gonna leave this here.

http://mtairynews.com/opinion/685/a-flag-has-never-killed-anyone
Tom Joyce: A flag has never killed anyone

http://mtairynews.com/news/32742/race-conveniently-dodged-in-va-deaths
Tom Joyce: Race conveniently dodged in Va. deaths

Impossibly Perfect Sphere fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Nov 24, 2015

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

quote:

And it doesn’t end with the flag, as there now also are calls to remove statues and outlaw Confederate license plates, etc.

This reminds me of what occurred in Nazi Germany when attempts were made to destroy anyone and anything Jewish.

:captainpop:

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

timp posted:

Tom Joyce of the Mt. Airy News in Mt. Airy, NC: "Cam Newton – a winner who’s a loser"

How about THIS little pissbitch? Pretty ballsy to put his picture right next to these words like that

camfan posted:

Take your polyester suit and write about something you know, like the next Mayberry reunion or the Christmas parade.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
This guy just keeps on giving!

http://mtairynews.com/opinion/34485/taking-facebook-talk-with-a-grain-of-salt

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
That's probably enough of that guy in this, the NFL Week 11 Aftermath thread

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Why are we looking at a retard newspaper from a town of five people.

In a shocking twist if you go looking for dumb stuff on the internet you'll find it

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

Athanatos posted:

Favre was a thug and everytime he just had fun out there was making a mockery of the NFL.

Change nothing about Favre's career except imagine he was black. Hoooly poo poo.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

PrinceRandom posted:

Why are we looking at a retard newspaper from a town of five people.

In a shocking twist if you go looking for dumb stuff on the internet you'll find it
It's pretty obvious to me that this dude is writing clickbait in an attempt to get a job offer somewhere else

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHvPQu2QczM


Pick up the phone Bill

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Breitbart news is waiting

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari

nerve posted:

Change nothing about Favre's career except imagine he was black. Hoooly poo poo.

Backyard football -> streetball
Surprisingly mobile -> underrated passer
Sending a picture of his tiny gray weiner to Jen Sterger -> sending a picture of his tiny black weiner to Jen Sterger

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Joey Freshwater posted:

Actually I've been pretty vocal about not liking him and thinking he's a piece of poo poo, but that doesn't stop me from being a fan of the team as a whole. LaVonte David, Mike Evans and Gerald McCoy are all Pretty Cool Dudes.

I also didn't stop being a fan in the ~10 years since the Super Bowl.

You're cool, dude, everyone here is cool, and that -was- a sweet Atlanta burn, but...

Yeah, eat poo poo, you didn't watch every game with intent and focus the years the Buccs were poo poo and worse than poo poo. That doesn't mean you weren't a fan, that means you're so much of a fan that it hurts to watch your franchise blow so hard you can't bear to watch the shitshow. I'm not "stopping" my fandom of the Falcons, I just know the team is seriously flawed... and it hurts to watch them lose to back-up QB's and bad defenses.

2015 so far has been a loving roller coaster of emotion. We got a new head coach, we drafted that star defensive end, we started 5-0 for God's sake. My expectations started low, because... new coach, poor roster talent, etc.

But then you got 5-0, with a crazy comeback over the Cowboys and a crushing defeat of the Texans... and BOOM, I'm bought in. I'm bought in hard, I'm #quinning. I'm ecstatic. I know it's looked ugly going so far, but it's a new offense. I'm expecting things to improve as the team becomes more familiar with the flow.

Well, the opposite happened. Since going 5-0, we've got 1 and 4...

An inexplicably narrow victory over the back-up lead Titans

with losses to:
The Saints (A team that is looking better, but is still real, real bad.)
The Buccs (A team that is looking better, but was looking real bad at the time, and the Falcons lost this game because they couldn't stop turning the ball over.)
The Back-up lead 49ers (Blaine Gabbert back-up lead 49ers... the Falcons couldn't move the ball at all against guys who were not on Rosters the week prior)
And the Back-up lead Colts (A team that was poo poo with Luck on the field, and was still poo poo with Hasselbeck, but not poo poo enough to lose to the Falcons.)

My previously highly reliable QB has been eroding year after year since the NFCCG. Suffering from offensive line woes and some of the worst injury-plagued seasons I've ever seen. Still, though, HIS play had been pretty solid even in those 2013 and 2014 campaigns. Welp, not anymore. Now he's dropping snaps and throwing red-zone picks like a loving rookie. Kyle Shanahan doesn't give a -gently caress- about the fact that his offense doesn't play to the strengths of his quarterback. His 100 million dollar franchise quarterback. Instead he tailors his offense to the strengths of his 2nd year 4th round draft pick running back. The results are predictably awful. This roster features a prime-Julio Jones, a 100 million dollar (previously top 10 QB), an over-the-hill-but-not-poo poo Roddy White who has been relegated to a 3rd-4th read in an offense built to run the football. The offensive line isn't good in pass pro. It just isn't. We eat sacks on 3rd and long pretty regularly.

I'm a Falcons fan, I'm not walking away from the franchise.

But I don't have to have hope for the season, dude. I just don't. There are 6 games left and the Falcons are a dog in every one of them, I'd wager. They could lose every single one of them.

To end the roller-coaster of a season... I could start by watching my team go 6-1... and then go 0-9. This is a realistic outcome. I'm not even exaggerating how bad this team. I don't think the Falcons win a single game down the stretch.

So when I say "I've lost interest in this poo poo-bad team." It means I'm looking forward to next year, and hoping for something better.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

The Big Jesus posted:

Backyard football -> streetball
Surprisingly mobile -> underrated passer
Sending a picture of his tiny gray weiner to Jen Sterger -> sending a picture of his tiny black weiner to Jen Sterger

Grey weiner was Roethlisberger, make sure your qbweiner.xls file is up-to-date.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Favre was crooked weiner

Chilichimp posted:

You're cool, dude, everyone here is cool, and that -was- a sweet Atlanta burn, but...

Yeah, eat poo poo, you didn't watch every game with intent and focus the years the Buccs were poo poo and worse than poo poo. That doesn't mean you weren't a fan, that means you're so much of a fan that it hurts to watch your franchise blow so hard you can't bear to watch the shitshow. I'm not "stopping" my fandom of the Falcons, I just know the team is seriously flawed... and it hurts to watch them lose to back-up QB's and bad defenses.

....

:words:

Nice meltdown. Maybe step away from the keyboard for a bit

Intruder fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Nov 24, 2015

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Sucks to suck, bro

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Intruder posted:

Nice meltdown. Maybe step away from the keyboard for a bit

It wasn't a meltdown, Intruder. I'm explaining my moroseness to Joe-bags.

Joey Freshwater posted:

Sucks to suck, bro

:respek:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3731255&pagenumber=6#post453107538

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Nov 24, 2015

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge


As a fan of a team who started out bad, then got promising, then are back to being bad, :smith::respek::smith:

The Raiders, right now, are proving a good offense means nothing if you don't also have a good defense. There was a gap where it looked like we might make the playoffs as wildcard, now finishing 5-11 seems pretty likely.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
It feels like a meltdown because of the "eat poo poo" stuff you posted

Besides, there are only four or five teams in the NFL that aren't dogshit right now, everyone's on this ride

e: That toxx doesn't help either

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Can we get an updated list of non-evil teams?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
1. Patriots

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014



that is the most backwards thing i've seen since kris kross graced our lives.

Groovelord Neato fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Nov 24, 2015

SlipUp
Sep 30, 2006


stayin c o o l
It's like tumblrites competing in the special oppression olympics but this time the head mates are birds and pirates.

I'm about to watch the Ravens have five consecutive blow out losses, can I compete too or is my playoff privilege still too strong?

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

SlipUp posted:

It's like two tumblrites competing in the special oppression olympics but this time the head mates are birds and pirates.

I'm about to watch the Ravens have five consecutive blow out losses, can I compete too or is my playoff privilege still too strong?

Like 80% of your starters are effectively dead.

Your invite to the Pity Party is in the mail.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
The Ravens are finally paying the price for years of above average health carrying them into deep playoff runs and a Superbowl win

Their 2015 roster is their picture of Dorian Gray from years past

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

All long posts are meltdowns

PrinceRandom fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Nov 24, 2015

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

That I don't read

Ammanas
Jul 17, 2005

Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Can we get an updated list of non-evil teams?

Would you rather your team be incompetent or evil though?

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Chilichimp posted:

It wasn't a meltdown, Intruder. I'm explaining my moroseness to Joe-bags.


:respek:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3731255&pagenumber=6#post453107538

Hahah good lord dude. You're gonna win another game, but if you really want to stick to it, donate the money to charity instead. I already have enough Bucs jerseys that I don't wear.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

PrinceRandom posted:

That I don't read

lol if you read posts that are more than one paragraph

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Chilichimp posted:

falcons are bad frauds

:agreed:

este
Feb 17, 2004

Boing!
Dinosaur Gum

NC-17 posted:

lol if you read posts that are more than one paragraph

lol if you have even basic literacy


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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Without TFF my life has no purpose

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

The Definitive NFL 2015 Fraud Teams List: (In no particular order)

Bengals
Steelers
Packers
Vikings
Colts
Falcons
Panthers
Dolphins
Patriots
Jets
Cowboys
Giants
Eagles
Washington
Broncos
Chiefs
Cardinals
Seahawks
Rams

If your team is not on this list, congrats, you're not frauds, you're just bad. Although you can be both on this list and bad.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

Without TFF my life has no purpose
not

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

The Definitive NFL 2015 Fraud Teams List: (In no particular order)

Bengals
Steelers
Packers
Vikings
Colts
Falcons
Panthers
Dolphins
Patriots
Jets
Cowboys
Giants
Eagles
Washington
Broncos
Chiefs
Cardinals
Seahawks
Rams

If your team is not on this list, congrats, you're not frauds, you're just bad.

Yay!


Right? Yay?

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

The Definitive NFL 2015 Fraud Teams List: (In no particular order)

Bengals
Steelers
Packers
Vikings
Colts
Falcons
Panthers
Dolphins
Patriots
Jets
Cowboys
Giants
Eagles
Washington
Broncos
Chiefs
Cardinals
Seahawks
Rams

If your team is not on this list, congrats, you're not frauds, you're just bad. Although you can be both on this list and bad.

The Texans :colbert: 5-5 with wins over the Bengals and Jets while tied for the division lead makes them plenty qualified to be fraudulent

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