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Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014



my boss was on that boat.

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Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
My boss, too, is alcohol

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Intruder posted:

They just lost by 30 at home to the Chiefs with no Jamaal Charles so....

It was worse than the Miami game last year.

The last two times we've had the #1 overall pick it worked out pretty well, so bring it on

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







CannonFodder posted:

He grew up watching Mike Vick clown on the Panthers, and now he's on the Panthers clowning the league. :allears:






Speaking of :vick: there was a picture from years ago of Vick at Dragoncon and he's walking up some stairs and is surrounded by anime. Does anyone remember that / have that?

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Chris James 2 posted:

I wonder if Haslam's had that hobo that lied to him about Manziel killed yet

Manziel was the hobo travelling back in time trying to get it right this time how come no one has figured this out yet.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Elephanthead posted:

Texting dicks throwing picks is hilarious and wins the tweeter for today.

It's a poor man's version of "dick pics and pick six" from the N/V thread a few years ago

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
I'm still not convinced the hobo wasn't Brett Favre

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Ross Angeles posted:

It was worse than the Miami game last year.

The last two times we've had the #1 overall pick it worked out pretty well, so bring it on

The Chargers have only ever had the #1 pick once.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Decided to look at the Chargers history of first round picks

From 1994 to 2000 they only had one first round pick. That pick was Ryan Leaf

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Where can I find a list of how many times each team has had the #1 pick?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Nov 24, 2015

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

NC-17 posted:

The Chargers have only ever had the #1 pick once.

Hahaha Come on Ross

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

NC-17 posted:

Where can I find a list of how many times each team has had the #1 pick?

http://www.nfl.com/draft/history/alltimeno1

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

NC-17 posted:

The Chargers have only ever had the #1 pick once.

2001, 2004

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Denver has never drafted first overall :smugdog:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

NC-17 posted:

The Chargers have only ever had the #1 pick once.

They traded back for Tomlinson the year Vick was #1 overall.

They haven't had #1 overall and not traded it in some fashion which is kind of funny.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Raiders have had the #1 pick once.

JaMarcus loving Russell.

:negative:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Grittybeard posted:

They traded back for Tomlinson the year Vick was #1 overall.

They haven't had #1 overall and not traded it in some fashion which is kind of funny.

It worked out both times

The Texans have had #1 3 times, once for David Carr, twice for DEs

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Intruder posted:

Decided to look at the Chargers history of first round picks

From 1994 to 2000 they only had one first round pick. That pick was Ryan Leaf

God I hate Bobby Beathard

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


No Ravens #1 pick

That's gonna change soon!

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I think Bengals only had it once too. Puts how bad you have to be in perspective, doesn't it?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
The Bengals have three. Palmer, Ki-Jana Carter and Dan Wilkinson

e: You have to go all the way back to 2002 to find a first overall pick who isn't currently active in the league in David Carr... with the exception of JaMarcus Russell

SlipUp
Sep 30, 2006


stayin c o o l
This year 3-13 might not be enough for a top 5 pick.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Intruder posted:

The Bengals have three. Palmer, Ki-Jana Carter and Dan Wilkinson

e: You have to go all the way back to Courtney Brown in 2002 to find a first overall pick who isn't currently active in the league in David Carr... with the exception of JaMarcus Russell
lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1995_NFL_draft

jesus Tampa Bay, have yourself a first round.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Fiz caught me pre edit, after I remembered Carr but before I realized I left Courtney Brown's name in my post

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Cowboys have had Too Tall Jones, Troy Aikman, and Russell Maryland. They've done pretty well with it the three time's they've had it.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

SlipUp posted:

This year 3-13 might not be enough for a top 5 pick.

There's 7 teams with 3 wins or fewer and one of those is the Cowboys with Romo. Why wouldn't it be

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Bucs have picked first 5 times:

1976 - Lee Roy Selmon :smug:
1977 - Ricky Bell :smug:
1986 - Bo Jackson he said gently caress that and played baseball instead
1987 - Vinny Testaverde
2015 - Jameis Winston

FizFashizzle posted:

lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1995_NFL_draft

jesus Tampa Bay, have yourself a first round.

Best draft ever

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
The Jaguars have never had a first overall pick.

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Are the jags the worst at being bad?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Ah, I forgot they traded back to get LtD.

Using Intruder's link, in the Super Bowl era here's how often each team drafted the #1 pick. This doesn't include teams that had the pick and traded down.

49ers - 1
Bengals - 3
Bills - 4
Browns - 2
Bucs - 4
Chargers - 1
Chiefs - 1
Colts - 6
Cowboys - 4
Dolphins - 2
Falcons - 3
Jets - 1
Lions - 2
Oilers - 2
Panthers - 1
Patriots - 4
Raiders - 1
Rams - 2
Saints - 1
Steelers - 1
Texans - 3
Vikings - 1

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

4 RING SHRIMP posted:

Are the jags the worst at being bad?

The Rams have had a lot of #2 overall picks too, right?

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

FizFashizzle posted:

lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1995_NFL_draft

jesus Tampa Bay, have yourself a first round.

Tamarick Vanover in the third round. Oh boy!

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

NC-17 posted:

Ah, I forgot they traded back to get LtD.

Using Intruder's link, in the Super Bowl era here's how often each team drafted the #1 pick. This doesn't include teams that had the pick and traded down.

49ers - 1
Bengals - 3
Bills - 4
Browns - 2
Bucs - 4
Chargers - 1
Chiefs - 1
Colts - 6
Cowboys - 4
Dolphins - 2
Falcons - 3
Jets - 1
Lions - 2
Oilers - 2
Panthers - 1
Patriots - 4
Raiders - 1
Rams - 2
Saints - 1
Steelers - 1
Texans - 3
Vikings - 1

Bucs have 5, that list doesn't include this year's draft.

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
Does that figure include expansion teams' #1 picks? I don't really think those should count

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Rams have 2 #1 overalls

Orlando Pace
Sam Bradford

3 #2 overalls

Greg Robinson
Jason Smith
Chris Long

This is how bad teams stay bad

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Joey Freshwater posted:

Bucs have picked first 5 times:

1976 - Lee Roy Selmon :smug:
1977 - Ricky Bell :smug:
1986 - Bo Jackson he said gently caress that and played baseball instead
1987 - Vinny Testaverde
2015 - Jameis Winston


Best draft ever

Best part of that draft?

General Manager – Rich McKay
Director of Player Personnel – Jerry Angelo
Director of College Scouting – Tim Ruskell

look at those poo poo asses.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

4 RING SHRIMP posted:

Are the jags the worst at being bad?
"I want a team that wins, year in and year out," Wayne Weaver said.

One finger curled down on the monkey's paw.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

NC-17 posted:

Bucs - 4

The Buccs have had it five times actually, that link doesn't include Famous Jameis

e: Beaten like Adrian Peterson's son

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Guess who the local media is blaming for the loss last night

Special teams?

Officiating?

Coaching?

No, it's Tyrod Taylor, because playing a statistically comparable game to arguably the best qb of all time in the same game is worse than missing fgs from under 50, fumbling punt returns, blatantly incorrect calls, terrible 3rd and 4th down decisions, etc

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Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

FizFashizzle posted:

Best part of that draft?

General Manager – Rich McKay
Director of Player Personnel – Jerry Angelo
Director of College Scouting – Tim Ruskell

look at those poo poo asses.

And in '97 they got Dunn and Barber

(in 96 they drafted Regan Upshaw and Marcus Jones in the first round but Alstott in the 2nd)

Joey Freshwater fucked around with this message at 21:22 on Nov 24, 2015

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