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nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

im pooping! posted:

:goonsay: Franco American

Why would a company called Franco American make Italian food?

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
I think if you say spaghettiOs are Italian, an Italian will show up an murder you as you sleep. They seem pretty serious about pasta.

Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006

I only eat my grandmothers authentic beefaroni

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Fathis Munk posted:

I think if you say spaghettiOs are Italian, an Italian will show up an murder you as you sleep. They seem pretty serious about pasta.

I know an Italian guy, I'll have to inquire as to his feelings about Spaghetti O's.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

DrBouvenstein posted:

Why would a company called Franco American make Italian food?

:eng101: http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/385/if-spaghetti-is-italian-why-is-it-sold-by-franco-american

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
Are we really still losing our poo poo over Interior Semiotics when I've just posted a woman baking bread using her own vaginal yeast infection?

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

beato posted:

Are we really still losing our poo poo over Interior Semiotics when I've just posted a woman baking bread using her own vaginal yeast infection?

Because yours most likely isn't real

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

im pooping! posted:

:goonsay: Franco American

Franco American got bought out by Campbells like a decade ago
:goonsay:

e: seems I'm an idiot and F-A was owned by Campbells all along. They just rebranded most of the F-A products to Campbells in 2008.

bradzilla has a new favorite as of 21:27 on Nov 24, 2015

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Thin Privilege posted:

I loving hate art

Warning: :nms: hipster artist jams spaghetti-os in vagina

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY

The best part of this video will always be the faces of the people watching in the audience

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

beato posted:

Are we really still losing our poo poo over Interior Semiotics when I've just posted a woman baking bread using her own vaginal yeast infection?

Some horrors are too great for the mind to consider.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


DorkusMalorkus posted:

The best part of this video will always be the faces of the people watching in the audience

I'm the adult who has never used a can opener.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Don't GIS "thrush" :suicide:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Fathis Munk posted:

I think if you say spaghettiOs are Italian, an Italian will show up an murder you as you sleep. They seem pretty serious about pasta.

You rang?

I mean, I like SpaghettiOs. I'll just murder you are family for calling it Italian.

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
Wait, some chick had a bird in her vag?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Decrepus posted:

I'm the adult who has never used a can opener.

This.

I wanted to see the vagina cramming but got insanely bored and closed the window.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

DorkusMalorkus posted:

The best part of this video will always be the faces of the people watching in the audience

2 minutes and 20 seconds to open the loving can

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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doot doot dee
doot doot doot
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dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Don't GIS "thrush" :suicide:

Its a bewildering sequence of infected tongues and pretty birds.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

i'm not going to ask how you found this "pooping informational website".

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Thin Privilege posted:

I loving hate art

Warning: :nms: hipster artist jams spaghetti-os in vagina

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY

Interior Semiotics is a pure classic. It's like the female version of goatse. Frightening, but you can't look away, especially at the discharge + spaghettiOs section

Rambling Robot posted:

i'm not going to ask how you found this "pooping informational website".

It's a fetish man, some people have them

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Dienes posted:

Its a bewildering sequence of infected tongues and pretty birds.

The forums in a nutshell

coronatae
Oct 14, 2012

:nws:Now you, too, can own expensive designer tees with hentai screenshots on them.:nws:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



I'm going to endorse this as a way to clearly avoid people I never want to talk to.

Also I ran across this on the Puget Sound, WA.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Why would a company called Franco American make Italian food?

Sounds French to me...







You left me nothing to quote, so I had to go back to an earlier line in that scene. Also, that is my favorite venture bros. episode.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/lA8YMVM.jpg

While we're on the subject of doo-doo, I don't know if this is a real picture or not. Can a photoshop expert please examine the pixels.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


I know Walmart is low-hanging fruit

jorty
May 11, 2015

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Lipstick Apathy

Supreme usually have nice things which I really want but this is just garbage. I'd hate to see the person who'd actually wear this, especially outside.

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
Five dollars for five words.

cash crab posted:

I know Walmart is low-hanging fruit



Woah those shoes I feel are so cool, do you think so? If I had those shows I would wear them to reach the shelves that have the Coke Zeros because in my store the Coke zeros are much higher than other sodas and usually I must stretch my body or climb to reach it . However she would easily reach. I covet her shows.

jorty
May 11, 2015

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Lipstick Apathy

Shayu posted:

Woah those shoes I feel are so cool, do you think so? If I had those shows I would wear them to reach the shelves that have the Coke Zeros because in my store the Coke zeros are much higher than other sodas and usually I must stretch my body or climb to reach it . However she would easily reach. I covet her shows.

You could just reach for the Diet Coke since they're basically the same thing?

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
Five dollars for five words.

bleughmacaroni posted:

You could just reach for the Diet Coke since they're basically the same thing?

Diet Coke is NOT the same thing even if the product information is the same (I have checked). Coke Zero is more similar in style to Coke while Diet Coke is sweeter with less of a bite. I do not drink Coke Classic, though, it creates a mouth syrup and is irritating for me to swallow.

However, this is all pointless because it is on a similar level to the Coke Zero and is equally as difficult to reach.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




bleughmacaroni posted:

You could just reach for the Diet Coke since they're basically the same thing?

Naw son. Naw.

Shayu posted:

Woah those shoes I feel are so cool, do you think so? If I had those shows I would wear them to reach the shelves that have the Coke Zeros because in my store the Coke zeros are much higher than other sodas and usually I must stretch my body or climb to reach it . However she would easily reach. I covet her shows.

Now that you defended the shoes, you need to post a photo of yourself wearing the shoes on your head, its the law.

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
Five dollars for five words.

Scroto Baggins posted:

Now that you defended the shoes, you need to post a photo of yourself wearing the shoes on your head, its the law.

If I had such shoe I would wear it but I do not have such shoe so I feel sadness.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

bleughmacaroni posted:

Supreme usually have nice things which I really want but this is just garbage.

Oh yes, quality stuff there:






I mean, I looked around and they have some less-garish designs, but still seem overpriced, IMO. That Playboy logo jacket is almost $800, and that calculator (why?) is almost $60.

Their website also complete garbage. This is how you have to browse the products:



Only get to see a tiny sliver of whatever the product is. Half the time, you have no clue if it's a jacket, shirt, etc...

jorty
May 11, 2015

grump_dog.jpg
Lipstick Apathy

Shayu posted:

Diet Coke is NOT the same thing even if the product information is the same (I have checked). Coke Zero is more similar in style to Coke while Diet Coke is sweeter with less of a bite. I do not drink Coke Classic, though, it creates a mouth syrup and is irritating for me to swallow.

However, this is all pointless because it is on a similar level to the Coke Zero and is equally as difficult to reach.

I apologise for saying they were the same thing, can you go to another store or ask someone to reach it for you?

DrBouvenstein posted:

Oh yes, quality stuff there:






I mean, I looked around and they have some less-garish designs, but still seem overpriced, IMO. That Playboy logo jacket is almost $800, and that calculator (why?) is almost $60.

Their website also complete garbage. This is how you have to browse the products:



Only get to see a tiny sliver of whatever the product is. Half the time, you have no clue if it's a jacket, shirt, etc...

Since their closest store is in Tokyo, I get the prices in Yen (I assume that's the reason) so the site is even more useless for me. I like some of their stuff but I can't afford any of it, same goes with Bape and other clothing stuff really.

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/lA8YMVM.jpg

While we're on the subject of doo-doo, I don't know if this is a real picture or not. Can a photoshop expert please examine the pixels.

Considering none of those women look above 30 Ill go out on a limb and say its at least a LIE.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Nutsngum posted:

Considering none of those women look above 30 Ill go out on a limb and say its at least a LIE.

Plenty of women have teenage daughters before 30.

Not going to say I know from personal experience but if you can get women from third world countries to poo poo-fist themselves for nickels on webcam than I'm sure it couldn't be that expensive to get a few chicas to poo poo for the camera.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Nutsngum posted:

Considering none of those women look above 30 Ill go out on a limb and say its at least a LIE.

Probably. A younger me would have said it was definitely fake. But we've all seen some crazy rear end poo poo out there. Anything is possible.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
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LingcodKilla posted:

Plenty of women have teenage daughters before 30.

Not going to say I know from personal experience but if you can get women from third world countries to poo poo-fist themselves for nickels on webcam than I'm sure it couldn't be that expensive to get a few chicas to poo poo for the camera.

Congratulations, you just came up with the idea for swap.avi

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Shayu posted:

Woah those shoes I feel are so cool, do you think so? If I had those shows I would wear them to reach the shelves that have the Coke Zeros because in my store the Coke zeros are much higher than other sodas and usually I must stretch my body or climb to reach it . However she would easily reach. I covet her shows.

I want this on a shirt.

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