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Sometimes I miss the Marines, where screaming at a lazy piece of poo poo employee was 100% acceptable.
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Only good UA story I've got is one of the females in my company was on some medication that turned her piss red-orange when the detachment decided to test everybody's piss because the firedog schoolhouse had like three people get caught with weed. Seeing her walk out of the head to turn in her cup full of what looked like blood followed by a wide-eyed private was pretty hilarious.
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Nov 7, 2015 02:29
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Happy birthday, war criminals
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Nov 10, 2015 06:04
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chapeultapeckers and belleau woodsmen still makes me lol deathy
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Nov 10, 2015 06:31
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Happy birthday. Lol if you had to go through blues insoections
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Nov 10, 2015 11:50
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Deathy McDeath posted:Happy birthday, war criminals Just wish I could have blown up more poo poo before I left that country. -Everyone that ever saw afghanistan
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Nov 10, 2015 16:34
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I wore a blue shirt with a red tie to work today *Benny Hill Salute*
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Nov 10, 2015 16:50
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 lmfao Here we see the public opinion of all branches in their head
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Nov 11, 2015 20:37
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Nov 12, 2015 01:59
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what branch gets purple dress uniforms with a huge fuckoff american flag patch on the breast?
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Nov 12, 2015 03:18
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:what branch gets purple dress uniforms with a huge fuckoff american flag patch on the breast? Women's Air Service Pilots iirc
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Nov 12, 2015 03:26
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Which one of you did this? http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ffa_1447255949
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Nov 12, 2015 07:26
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Nostalgia4Ass posted:Which one of you did this? I didn't finish, did the dude go apeshit on him or did he remain civil?
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USMC503 posted:I didn't finish, did the dude go apeshit on him or did he remain civil? There is no climax. It's just the guy telling the crazy dude goodbye.
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Nov 12, 2015 09:37
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i had to stop when the dude started throwing hong kong phooey kicks around the room
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Nov 12, 2015 22:16
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Staff Colonel needs to be a rank.
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Nov 12, 2015 22:33
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I'm in port. I have five required forms of identification, a requirement of no more or no less than five liberty buddies (one of them being sober), limited to three drinks a night, a breathalizer to look forward to, curfew at midnight. Happy thanksgiving debba dawgs
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Nov 24, 2015 18:28
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Bob A Feet posted:I'm in port. I have five required forms of identification, a requirement of no more or no less than five liberty buddies (one of them being sober), limited to three drinks a night, a breathalizer to look forward to, curfew at midnight. Happy thanksgiving debba dawgs Could you please coerce your libo buddy into letting one of you drive into a house. where after you all get out of the car, beat the wife to a pulp and then gently caress the husband. Making sure for good this time any us military member in Japan is required to have no less then 10 forms of ID and 10 libo buddies.
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Nov 24, 2015 20:56
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also please crash your osprey into a Japanese orphanage killing everyone including yourself in the process
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Nov 24, 2015 21:13
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Bob A Feet posted:I'm in port. I have five required forms of identification, a requirement of no more or no less than five liberty buddies (one of them being sober), limited to three drinks a night, a breathalizer to look forward to, curfew at midnight. Happy thanksgiving debba dawgs My friend jon (2nd award pfc) is the reason you need 4 libo buddies on okinawa. He and his one libo buddy beat the poo poo out of a cab driver. you're welcome you loving boots.
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red19fire posted:My friend jon (2nd award pfc) is the reason you need 4 libo buddies on okinawa. He and his one libo buddy beat the poo poo out of a cab driver. lol. Must suck. Libo restrictions on mainland are E-5 and below have to be back on base by 0100.
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Nov 25, 2015 02:32
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Daspied posted:gently caress are you loving for real? lmbo
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Nov 25, 2015 08:15
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:are you loving for real? lmbo I thought I was logged out for a sec.
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Bob A Feet posted:I'm in port. I have five required forms of identification, a requirement of no more or no less than five liberty buddies (one of them being sober), limited to three drinks a night, a breathalizer to look forward to, curfew at midnight. Happy thanksgiving debba dawgs And here I remember finding a beer factory in Baghdad in '03 and drunk patrolling. Also dudes missing a movement back from Cobra Gold cause they went drinking with the British Marines... The hell happened?
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Nov 25, 2015 09:24
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Steezo posted:And here I remember finding a beer factory in Baghdad in '03 and drunk patrolling. Also dudes missing a movement back from Cobra Gold cause they went drinking with the British Marines... Okinawa is the perfect storm of enlisted stupidity. All of the mil branches have troops there, it's a tiny island, and the locals (except bar owners) wish we were somewhere else. Combine that with the fact that Marines are kind of rapey, and you get draconian rules for UDP since no one wants to be the CO of the unit that caused another international incident.
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Yeah no, I'm familiar with some of that, it just seems to have ratcheted up beyond retarded since I left active duty. And you know, invasion of Iraq era was a special kind of stupid all on its own. People who got contract sergeant for re-enlisting and couldn't perform basic MOS tasks stupid. Being a lance in charge of a sergeant...
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Steezo posted:Yeah no, I'm familiar with some of that, it just seems to have ratcheted up beyond retarded since I left active duty. And you know, invasion of Iraq era was a special kind of stupid all on its own. People who got contract sergeant for re-enlisting and couldn't perform basic MOS tasks stupid. Being a lance in charge of a sergeant... I am sure he is exaggerating. Especially since will form the ACE of the 31st MEU and I am attached to one of the amphibs that hauls the marines around. Last I checked it was like 3 liberty buddies for E-3 and below (one of which must remain sober) and midnight curfew for everyone.
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Mainland Japan was cool as hell when the navy wasn't stabbing cab drivers, or some when some Gunny decided to gently caress a 15 year old. I did get to hear my CO scream at everyone in the Iwakuni theater about, how "GANG RAPE IS NOT A SPECTATOR SPORT", when some dudes decided to run a train on some local then dump her rear end like 10 miles from her house like they were in the bang bus or some poo poo
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Nov 28, 2015 06:50
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at most 3 ppl can actively participate in a gang rape so it could be a spectator sport depending on how large your libosquad is. dont suggest handjobs because handjobs imply consent. especially in a group sex scenario. i guess hes making some point about the nature of mutual accountability or jjdidtiebuckle or something but its not factually accurate.
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Wasn't there an incident on Oki where like a SNCO and Wing CWO conspired to kill one of their spouses because of their affair? It was in the marine times, it was some real film noir poo poo. Basically the crime in the marines is loving insane.
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Bolow posted:Mainland Japan was cool as hell when the navy wasn't stabbing cab drivers, or some when some Gunny decided to gently caress a 15 year old. I did get to hear my CO scream at everyone in the Iwakuni theater about, how "GANG RAPE IS NOT A SPECTATOR SPORT", when some dudes decided to run a train on some local then dump her rear end like 10 miles from her house like they were in the bang bus or some poo poo Was that back in 06 because those dudes were from my unit. I came back from recruiter school to find out my gunny, the supply gunny, and one of his sergeants were all in the brig for gang banging some chick in a bongo van and dumping her on the side of the road.
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There was also the time a staff sgt and a buddy busted into someone's house and raped a 13 year old that was showering inside.
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Nov 28, 2015 14:28
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wtf Marines. Japanese women already look young as gently caress without raping literal kids.
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Nov 28, 2015 15:10
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littoral kids
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Nostalgia4Ass posted:Was that back in 06 because those dudes were from my unit. I came back from recruiter school to find out my gunny, the supply gunny, and one of his sergeants were all in the brig for gang banging some chick in a bongo van and dumping her on the side of the road. This was mid 07 I think? No one was allowed off base for like a month and they made Cpl's and below require liberty buddies. The gunny loving a 15 year old was in January of 08 because I remember getting my leave cancelled and getting hosed after I bought tickets to an Arch Enemy concert in Fukuoka 
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I can't wait to commit my first crimes as a marine.
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Nov 28, 2015 20:10
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Also  California Chicken guy, your Cajun Chicken Sandwiches and gyoza cured many hangovers and bribed many gate guards
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Bolow posted:This was mid 07 I think? No one was allowed off base for like a month and they made Cpl's and below require liberty buddies. The gunny loving a 15 year old was in January of 08 because I remember getting my leave cancelled and getting hosed after I bought tickets to an Arch Enemy concert in Fukuoka We pulled into oki after the 07 incident from yokosuka. We had our standard libbo rules but man it looked like there wasn't a single happy marine anywhere.
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Best part of Okinawa was explaining to Marines that as an Air Force E-3 I was expected to own a car.Bolow posted:This was mid 07 I think? No one was allowed off base for like a month and they made Cpl's and below require liberty buddies. The gunny loving a 15 year old was in January of 08 because I remember getting my leave cancelled and getting hosed after I bought tickets to an Arch Enemy concert in Fukuoka What was the thing in the next two years that got everyone on the island restricted to base for like a month? I feel like I had been there awhile and I got there in January of 08. Nostalgia4Infinity fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Nov 29, 2015 |
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I left in January of '09 so it was probably after that. The 15yr old thing got us restricted to base for a solid 6 months, and then like another 3 months of no drinking out in town (and getting caught). E-3's and below were banned from consuming hard liquor after that, hard liquor being defined as I think 10% ABV
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