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Dark Knight 3 #1
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 12:23 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 00:38 |
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Wait, that's not an edit?
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 14:30 |
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"It's satire"
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 15:02 |
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mind the walrus posted:"It's satire" Frank Miller's back??
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 15:13 |
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Some people think that's a sound to indicate sobbing, I suppose.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 16:23 |
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Teenage Fansub posted:Dark Knight 3 #1 Batman has been replaced with the Ice Cream Bunny.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 17:51 |
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Gavok posted:Batman has been replaced with the Ice Cream Bunny. "Daaaaark Knight Batmaaaan, The Daaaark Knight Batmaaaan, He's Veeeery Daaaaark, And heeee's a BATMAAAAN!"
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 18:08 |
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Cangelosi posted:"Daaaaark Knight Batmaaaan, This is a good post and I like it.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 18:14 |
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 00:18 |
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Teenage Fansub posted:Dark Knight 3 #1 I...I mean, I was expecting Frank to still be completely loving bonkers, but...woooooow.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 02:15 |
Frank has very little to do with this.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 02:16 |
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I think that's supposed to be Batman panting after beating up a whole bunch of people, but even having read the issue I can't tell you for sure what that is, even with context.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 02:20 |
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Lurdiak posted:Frank has very little to do with this. He's basically disowned it as Azzarello's fanfic, right?
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 02:23 |
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I get what the writer was going for, but ... uh - yeah? You probably should listen to the guy with only 6 fingers when he tells you to watch your hands near the buzzsaw.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 02:42 |
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Squirrelgirl2
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 03:04 |
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I try to limit the times I get all Comic Book Guy but theres 2 things wrong with that- -Reverse GIS tells me that comic came out in 2010. By 2010 there had been five Robins. Everybody ignores Stephanie so that's not really surprising. -In 2010 every single Robin was alive and well, most of them having grown into new, adult superhero identities of their own. Jason had already died and came back and Stephanie (who Wally is completely ignoring anyway) was revealed to have never actually died in the first place, and was starring as Batgirl in her own solo series. So if 'gone through' four Robins meant "led four Robins through their sidekick-phase into unique, developed young adults, while currently raising my own son as the fifth", then yeah, sure, sick burn, Wally.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 03:06 |
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That comic is way older than 2010. Black Lightning and "Red Arrow" Roy in the JLA tell me it's Dwayne MacDuffie's run or thereabouts which was 2005ish. Right about when Batman was in peak "I go it alone sidekicks were a mistake" jackass mode before Infinite Crisis gave him a rejiggering, so both the perspective that Wally is right to get indignant and that Batman actually does have a point about sidekicks at that specific point in time hold water.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 03:19 |
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Context: he wanted Spider-Man to do it.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 04:37 |
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Fuckstick Electric posted:Context: he wanted Spider-Man to do it. Beats waiting for the elevator.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 05:09 |
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Male Man posted:Beats waiting for the elevator. Nah. He just wanted to catch a cab.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 05:39 |
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bunnyofdoom posted:Nah. He just wanted to catch a cab. Sounds like the cab caught him.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 05:53 |
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Soviet Russia joke.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 06:32 |
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So to get the bad taste of Frank out of our brains, I was gonna post a panel of Groot #6....but I can't pick one. It's cover to cover awesome. Oh wait, I got one. Basically, Groot and Rocket have a list of suggestions of things to do on Earth they got from the rest of the Guardians, and, well, Gamora and Drax gonna Gamora and Drax.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 08:48 |
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drat, Groot is really pounding that clam.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 15:55 |
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Well yeah Groot's a Clam-pounder
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 15:59 |
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He pounded it with his big wood.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 16:07 |
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I'm torn between posting the fight on the next page or adorably awkward Teen Cyclops trying to flirt with Jean.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 16:45 |
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I mean drat, he got his WHOLE HAND into that clam. It's really shocking.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 17:23 |
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SilverSupernova posted:I'm torn between posting the fight on the next page or adorably awkward Teen Cyclops trying to flirt with Jean. Teen Cyclops.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 17:54 |
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DrProsek posted:I think that's supposed to be Batman panting after beating up a whole bunch of people, but even having read the issue I can't tell you for sure what that is, even with context. Yeah, I just looked at the issue and, uh......I think it's even less coherent than DKR2 was. I mean...that's supposed to be Carrie in the suit? And is this still supposed to be the future? Because why are Jon Stewart and Bill O'Reilly on TV? I mean, Bill O'Reilly feeds on suffering and is effectively immortal as a result, I get that, but.... Does being in close proximity to Frank just suck the sanity from you? Is Frank Miller a Great Old One???
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 02:39 |
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Yeah, I just looked at the issue and, uh......I think it's even less coherent than DKR2 was. I mean...that's supposed to be Carrie in the suit? And is this still supposed to be the future? Because why are Jon Stewart and Bill O'Reilly on TV? I mean, Bill O'Reilly feeds on suffering and is effectively immortal as a result, I get that, but.... No, but I assume he has a contract with one, hence his rapidly deteriorating physical form despite all claims that he's not got cancer or any other terminal illness.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 02:41 |
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Alcoholism can be a terminal illness if you do it hard enough, and it looks a lot like Frank Miller does now.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 04:34 |
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In a picture they used of him and Azz for an ad you could just see that he even has a cane now.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 05:12 |
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muscles like this? posted:In a picture they used of him and Azz for an ad you could just see that he even has a cane now. Better than the wheelchair he was being pushed around in last year. Funny pics.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 08:50 |
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Teenage Fansub posted:Funny pics. Ok, here's the asked for dorky teen Cyclops from Groot #6. One thing I really loved about this issue is that it ties up the long-standing plot hole regarding Groot's first appearance in Marvel as, well... An evil Ent.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 10:07 |
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Ok, here's the asked for dorky teen Cyclops from Groot #6. I'm pretty sure they tied up the Evil Groot plot in the Annihilators backup several years ago.
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 06:58 |
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Rhyno posted:I'm pretty sure they tied up the Evil Groot plot in the Annihilators backup several years ago. They did that all while tearing open a brand new plot hole of all the stuff Groot did that relied on him being the monarch of Planet X and receiving a royal education and such.
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 07:20 |
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 17:38 |
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Ok, here's the asked for dorky teen Cyclops from Groot #6. Propers to the artist for nailing Crispin Glover's neurotic hunch.
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 19:32 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 00:38 |
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Don't leave us hanging, dawg! Does he move him or not?
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 15:04 |