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SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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ErIog posted:

I loving hate you. I have seen some of the worst poo poo imaginable on the internet, but holy poo poo, gently caress snakes. I cannot deal with snakes. I know nobody cares about my stupid phobias, but holy poo poo I just wanted you to know how much I loving hate you right now for posting that.

Yeah you guys, trigger warning this dude! Animals exist!

# ? Nov 25, 2015 08:13

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# ? May 26, 2024 00:48

Humboldt Squid: Jan 21, 2006

RareAcumen posted:

Is that en entire balogna chub filled with peas? I have to respect the audacity at least.

# ? Nov 25, 2015 08:37

Uhn: Oct 6, 2011; here comes george
in control

from a friend of the woman who made the thrush bread

# ? Nov 25, 2015 09:14

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Noooooooo I hate this thread

# ? Nov 25, 2015 09:20

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

ErIog posted:

I loving hate you. I have seen some of the worst poo poo imaginable on the internet, but holy poo poo, gently caress snakes. I cannot deal with snakes. I know nobody cares about my stupid phobias, but holy poo poo I just wanted you to know how much I loving hate you right now for posting that.

Don't be mad at me, you should instead be mad at Kellog's for making what I feel is frankly a rather dangerous breakfast cereal.

Edit:

We ate it in a tool shed where he made us suffer, sad Satan:

twoday has a new favorite as of 10:30 on Nov 25, 2015

# ? Nov 25, 2015 10:24

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

Picnic Princess posted:

Noooooooo I hate this thread

reminder

That's Velveeta, somehow

# ? Nov 25, 2015 10:28

drrockso20: May 6, 2013; Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Now I've got a craving for those 2 dollar ones Lays makes, especially the Hot & Spicy kind, which really annoys me that I'm currently broke enough to where spending even that much is probably too much of a financial risk

# ? Nov 25, 2015 11:40

Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Wanamingo posted:

lol if you've never had vanillioli before

i'm gonna eat about a milli vannillioli

# ? Nov 25, 2015 12:30

Fo3: Feb 14, 2004; RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

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Picnic Princess posted:

The fries one reminds me that I shamefully went to the McDonalds at Denpasar airport and instead of ketchup in the pump tubs they had sweet chili sauce and it was loving AMAZING

Yeah, I don't put ketchup on fries. I either stick with the simple salt and vinegar, or sweet chilli sauce, or soy and horseradish/wasabi mix (sometimes add mayo to the soy and wasabi to thicken it up and reduce the wasabi/horseradish kick.)

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# ? Nov 25, 2015 12:38

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Australia has outshone the Turducken. We may need to cede them American Thanksgiving:

"Traditional Aussie Christmas BBQ'd 'Bacrocen: Bacon, crocodile and chicken' #MeanwhileinAustralia "

original filename was "CUZufntUYAAAiAj" and I feel this is accurate.

Also...would, I think.

# ? Nov 25, 2015 12:42

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bringmyfishback posted:

Australia has outshone the Turducken. We may need to cede them American Thanksgiving:

"Traditional Aussie Christmas BBQ'd 'Bacrocen: Bacon, crocodile and chicken' #MeanwhileinAustralia "

original filename was "CUZufntUYAAAiAj" and I feel this is accurate.

Also...would, I think.

Even for Australia that's a bit weird.

Normally we'd eat it without it's face still attached.

# ? Nov 25, 2015 13:05

Smoke: Mar 12, 2005; I am NOT a red Bumblebee for god's sake!; Gun Saliva

Humboldt Squid posted:

Is that en entire balogna chub filled with peas? I have to respect the audacity at least.

The thumbnail made me think it was stuffed toilet paper rolls at first. This is only marginally less bad.

# ? Nov 25, 2015 15:14

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

twoday posted:

I literally recoiled from my monitor. I hate snakes. Goddamnit.

# ? Nov 25, 2015 15:21

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Uhn posted:

from a friend of the woman who made the thrush bread

I am afraid to even ask what that is and what happened to the bit of kitchen we can see on the left.

# ? Nov 25, 2015 15:26

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

# ? Nov 25, 2015 15:45

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 15:49

stereobreadsticks: Feb 28, 2008

bringmyfishback posted:

Australia has outshone the Turducken. We may need to cede them American Thanksgiving:

"Traditional Aussie Christmas BBQ'd 'Bacrocen: Bacon, crocodile and chicken' #MeanwhileinAustralia "

original filename was "CUZufntUYAAAiAj" and I feel this is accurate.

Also...would, I think.

That's an American alligator, not a crocodile. You can tell by the shape of the snout, relatively short and shovel shaped compared to crocodiles. I've seen it reposted in various contexts but I believe the original image came from Louisiana.

# ? Nov 25, 2015 16:33

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

Schubalts posted:

I am afraid to even ask what that is and what happened to the bit of kitchen we can see on the left.

It's a potted plant on the left. What looks like a dead and dried-out potted plant, but still.

# ? Nov 25, 2015 16:59

Zanael: Jan 30, 2007; Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
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The Saddest Rhino posted:

No.
No, no, no.
No.

NO.

# ? Nov 25, 2015 17:25

yeah I eat ass: Mar 14, 2005; only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Zanael posted:

No.
No, no, no.
No.

NO.

I agree, his terrible beard is very unappetizing.

# ? Nov 25, 2015 17:28

rndmnmbr: Jul 3, 2012

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Supposedly cooked spiders taste like shrimp, so might.

# ? Nov 25, 2015 17:28

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

rndmnmbr posted:

Supposedly cooked spiders taste like shrimp, so might.

I'd always heard it was crab.

# ? Nov 25, 2015 17:37

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twoday posted:

Aw, what a tolerant little cutie.

# ? Nov 25, 2015 18:15

Semisponge: Mar 9, 2006; I FUCKING LOVE BUTTS

Murphy Brownback posted:

I agree, his terrible beard is very unappetizing.

That's not a beard, are you blind

# ? Nov 25, 2015 18:23

yeah I eat ass: Mar 14, 2005; only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Semisponge posted:

That's not a beard, are you blind

what exactly do you think that bundle of pubes hanging from his chin is? Is that part of the spider too?

# ? Nov 25, 2015 18:24

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Murphy Brownback posted:

what exactly do you think that bundle of pubes hanging from his chin is? Is that part of the spider too?

It is... hair. That comes from the scalp.

# ? Nov 25, 2015 18:29

yeah I eat ass: Mar 14, 2005; only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

AnonSpore posted:

It is... hair. That comes from the scalp.

Fine, his hair is unappetizing. Sorry if you've never seen a neckbeard goatee before, but they do exist, and even if that is not one of them and it's just his head hair it is still the grossest part of the picture.

vv you must be looking at a more complete picture than I am. My point is eating bugs isn't inherently gross

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# ? Nov 25, 2015 18:32

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Murphy Brownback posted:

Fine, his hair is unappetizing. Sorry if you've never seen a neckbeard goatee before, but they do exist, and even if that is not one of them and it's just his head hair it is still the grossest part of the picture.

It is... a woman.

# ? Nov 25, 2015 18:41

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

bringmyfishback posted:

Australia has outshone the Turducken. We may need to cede them American Thanksgiving:

"Traditional Aussie Christmas BBQ'd 'Bacrocen: Bacon, crocodile and chicken' #MeanwhileinAustralia "

original filename was "CUZufntUYAAAiAj" and I feel this is accurate.

Also...would, I think.

Would. Without thinking.

# ? Nov 25, 2015 18:52

Jmcrofts: Jan 7, 2008; just chillin' in the club; Lipstick Apathy

Murphy Brownback posted:

Fine, his hair is unappetizing. Sorry if you've never seen a neckbeard goatee before, but they do exist, and even if that is not one of them and it's just his head hair it is still the grossest part of the picture.

vv you must be looking at a more complete picture than I am. My point is eating bugs isn't inherently gross

Did you have a stroke just now or something?

# ? Nov 25, 2015 18:58

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Samizdata posted:

Would. Without thinking.

That alligator looks a little young. ^{EAT FRESH}

# ? Nov 25, 2015 19:00

yeah I eat ass: Mar 14, 2005; only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Jmcrofts posted:

Did you have a stroke just now or something?

There is hair extending from the chin. It is either a gross neckbeard like I assumed or a girl. Maybe I was wrong, but who cares? It's just a cooked spider. There are far more disgusting things in this thread.

# ? Nov 25, 2015 19:05

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

VendaGoat posted:

That alligator looks a little young. ^{EAT FRESH}

Young, tender, and unflavored by the tears of inevitable failure.

# ? Nov 25, 2015 19:10

Tiberius Thyben: Feb 7, 2013; Gone Phishing

The Saddest Rhino posted:

No! Not el spider.

# ? Nov 25, 2015 19:26

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

Murphy Brownback posted:

There is hair extending from the chin. It is either a gross neckbeard like I assumed or a girl. Maybe I was wrong, but who cares? It's just a cooked spider. There are far more disgusting things in this thread.

This goon has literally lost perspective.

# ? Nov 25, 2015 19:29

A Shitty Reporter: Oct 29, 2012; Dinosaur Gum

ErIog posted:

I loving hate you. I have seen some of the worst poo poo imaginable on the internet, but holy poo poo, gently caress snakes. I cannot deal with snakes. I know nobody cares about my stupid phobias, but holy poo poo I just wanted you to know how much I loving hate you right now for posting that.