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GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

FizFashizzle posted:

as long as those fantasy analysts get to call every game I'm fine with it.

If you missed those three dudes just making GBS threads all over the Bills and Jags one game, I don't know what to tell you.

Sadly that's the Yahoo deal and I'm not sure that the numbers added up for Yahoo to repeat it.

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Joseph Randle is doing great

quote:

Suspended free agent RB Joseph Randle was arrested at a Kansas casino Tuesday night.

He's facing several charges, including felony criminal threats, misdemeanor assault of a law enforcement officer, battery, and disorderly conduct. Randle was reportedly told to leave the casino because he was too drunk. On the way out, he spit on the floor and "went berserk" on the cops on the way out. Randle has a history of legal troubles and is still in custody on $25,000 bail.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Ugh, bengals lose a home game to London. Having 7 home games is such a disadvantage. The league should address that somehow.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Huh, weird. Gene Steratore's crew isn't working a game this week:
http://www.footballzebras.com/2015/11/23/13692/

Only interesting one for tomorrow is Bears @ Packers gets the gun show.

Also found out footballzebras.com has an... interesting group of weirdos in the comments.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

FizFashizzle posted:

N: Cam is NFC Offensive Player of the Week.

V: Cool and Good
Brock won it for the AFC :getin:

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Randm question, the original :patssay: Lost Season was 2013, right? Then 2014 was the second because of the 2-2 start and Trent Dilfer declaring Brady dead?

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

FizFashizzle posted:

as long as those fantasy analysts get to call every game I'm fine with it.

If you missed those three dudes just making GBS threads all over the Bills and Jags one game, I don't know what to tell you.

I want this dude announcing every game instead.

http://tinyurl.com/pq3bnp8

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Tomorrow Stafford will either get his revenge against the pretender Mark Sanchez or once again beat up on the cowardly Sam Bradford. Although the Lions might lose anyway.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

sean10mm posted:

Randm question, the original :patssay: Lost Season was 2013, right? Then 2014 was the second because of the 2-2 start and Trent Dilfer declaring Brady dead?

Yeah, Lost Season was after the team started 4-1 and then Gronk got hurt and StarcraftGM made history

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

GaussianCopula posted:

Sadly that's the Yahoo deal and I'm not sure that the numbers added up for Yahoo to repeat it.

I thought Yahoo sold all of the ad space they had pretty easily.

I wouldn't be surprised if they did it again.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



No Butt Stuff posted:

I thought Yahoo sold all of the ad space they had pretty easily.

I wouldn't be surprised if they did it again.

I really hope they do, because that was easily the best viewing experience of the season.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Kalli posted:

I really hope they do, because that was easily the best viewing experience of the season.

Bortles gonna Bortles.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

FizFashizzle posted:

Bortles gonna Bortles.

Bills vs Jaguars is what London deserves.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Kalli posted:

I really hope they do, because that was easily the best viewing experience of the season.
I really wish I woke up to watch that game

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
@AdamSchefter: If Rams and Redskins finish in same place in respective divisions, Washington will become first team to play in consecutive weeks in London.

The gently caress...

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Leave them over there.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


A Man and his dog posted:

@AdamSchefter: If Rams and Redskins finish in same place in respective divisions, Washington will become first team to play in consecutive weeks in London.

The gently caress...

making history

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

sean10mm posted:

Randm question, the original :patssay: Lost Season was 2013, right? Then 2014 was the second because of the 2-2 start and Trent Dilfer declaring Brady dead?

Yep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JpKuDsRIBA

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
Browns need to cut Manziel so Jerry Jones can finally sign him.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

sean10mm posted:

Randm question, the original :patssay: Lost Season was 2013, right? Then 2014 was the second because of the 2-2 start and Trent Dilfer declaring Brady dead?

Every season that we don't win the Super Bowl is a Lost Season.

For me the original Lost Season is 2008 because of the Brady injury.

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

THE SOUND A WET FART MAKES

GaussianCopula posted:

Every season that we don't win the Super Bowl is a Lost Season.

There should be a version of :patssay: with that sentence scrolling out, similar to :vick:

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

Cruel and Unusual posted:

Tomorrow Stafford will either get his revenge against the pretender Mark Sanchez or once again beat up on the cowardly Sam Bradford. Although the Lions might lose anyway.

I sorta doubt it.


ChIp Kelly and the Eagles parting ways makes exactly zero sense but there's way too much smoke for there not to be something to it. He gone. :(

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Nah. The Eagles hire someone to act as GM and get players/make contracts while calling them Executive Director of Personnel or something that lets Kelly save face and pretend he's still in complete control, who helps him fix the roster and reminds him that smoothies and calisthenics don't fix players made of glass.

Or he says screw it and goes to coach the Titans.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Ty1990 posted:

I sorta doubt it.


ChIp Kelly and the Eagles parting ways makes exactly zero sense but there's way too much smoke for there not to be something to it. He gone. :(

I highly doubt Kelly is gone, man. Lurie has been pouring out nothing but love and support for him. We just changed up a lot of stuff on offense at once and Kelly hadn't previously dealt with NFL contracts and probably overvalued his system's impact on a player's performance regarding Maclin/Matthews. A lot has gone wrong but a lot has gone right, too. Our defense is beasting (excepting last game). If we draft some linemen and get a proven WR in FA this year, I think this team is a playoff contender again. In fact, I think a lot of NFL people would agree that we're just a couple pieces away from contention. Sports media is just freaking out. Ride the walrus.

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

I'd say "please win tomorrow so all of this goes away" and while the talk probably would let up for a few days Philly is going to get 50 dropped on them in New England 11 days from now and shits gonna hit the fan.

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

GaussianCopula posted:

Every season that we don't win the Super Bowl is a Lost Season.


Preach!!!!

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

So, Mark Sanchez is playing on Thanksgiving? Am I understanding that correctly?

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

They haven't said.

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

A Man and his dog posted:

@AdamSchefter: If Rams and Redskins finish in same place in respective divisions, Washington will become first team to play in consecutive weeks in London.

The gently caress...

Cowboys and Redskins will be playing Week 17 where the loser avoids finishing the same as the Rams. It'll be glorious terrible football.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Hockles posted:

So, Mark Sanchez is playing on Thanksgiving? Am I understanding that correctly?

Likely. Bradford cleared concussion protocol but it's a question of if his shoulder needed only days to heal or still needs more time

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

A Man and his dog posted:

@AdamSchefter: If Rams and Redskins finish in same place in respective divisions, Washington will become first team to play in consecutive weeks in London.

The gently caress...

how do they know that? is it just assumed that the NFL will do it for logistics' sake? Or do they already know what week every game will take place?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


zimbomonkey posted:

how do they know that? is it just assumed that the NFL will do it for logistics' sake? Or do they already know what week every game will take place?

NFC East team plays Rams. NFC East team is decided at the end of the season by whichever team is ranked in the same place in the division as the Rams are ranked in their division. 25% chance it's Washington, which would mean 2 Washington London games in 8 days

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

ESPN did a useful thing and named the emergency quarterback for each team. I wonder who the best one would be.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/page/32for32x151125/emergency-quarterbacks-all-32-nfl-teams-wednesday-preview

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

A Man and his dog posted:

@AdamSchefter: If Rams and Redskins finish in same place in respective divisions, Washington will become first team to play in consecutive weeks in London.

The gently caress...

Send them over there, let London see the spectacle, and allow them to rot to death.

The Pocahontas Treatment.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

FizFashizzle posted:

Leave them over there.
Then and only then will they finally change their name to the London Pakis

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Cruel and Unusual posted:

ESPN did a useful thing and named the emergency quarterback for each team. I wonder who the best one would be.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/page/32for32x151125/emergency-quarterbacks-all-32-nfl-teams-wednesday-preview

Teams should just make it there fullback or backup blocking tight end or a reserve defensive end or something.

You're going to just hand the ball off every down anyway, so make it someone who can throw a block just in case.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Cruel and Unusual posted:

ESPN did a useful thing and named the emergency quarterback for each team. I wonder who the best one would be.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/page/32for32x151125/emergency-quarterbacks-all-32-nfl-teams-wednesday-preview

"Emergency QB for all 32 teams*"






*unless a team decided not to tell us so we made some poo poo up

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

How's your Funkentelechy?

waah posted:

I want this dude announcing every game instead.

http://tinyurl.com/pq3bnp8

Jaime Moreno and Luis Moreno Jr. might be my favorite thing about the Panthers' season.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gpf-A_Axpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_rOXwlZlKY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DwJCXRDTy4

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Cruel and Unusual posted:

ESPN did a useful thing and named the emergency quarterback for each team. I wonder who the best one would be.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/page/32for32x151125/emergency-quarterbacks-all-32-nfl-teams-wednesday-preview

I want to see Eric Weddle, Quarterback

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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Cruel and Unusual posted:

ESPN did a useful thing and named the emergency quarterback for each team. I wonder who the best one would be.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/page/32for32x151125/emergency-quarterbacks-all-32-nfl-teams-wednesday-preview

Scrambling QB Michael Crabtree owns

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