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Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
TWO loving THOUSAND POUNDS

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
there will be an allergy gently caress-up

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

"Can she breathe any kind of fire?"

Kill me. I'm done here.

Staggy
Mar 20, 2008

Said little bitch, you can't fuck with me if you wanted to
These expensive
These is red bottoms
These is bloody shoes


rear end cobra posted:

there will be an allergy gently caress-up

They are going to kill that woman.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty

rear end cobra posted:

there will be an allergy gently caress-up

Why can I now see a high ropes fuckup and not a poisoning?

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



These people are absolute con artists.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Staggy posted:

They are going to kill that woman.

And it would still only barely make it into the "10 worst Apprentice performances" list

Meth Aesthetic
Sep 2, 2011

I'm doin alright
Lipstick Apathy
I always looked forward to memorable birthday party T-shirts when I was 11 years old

Cunning Plan
Apr 15, 2003
This whole task is very :wtf: to me, they don't seem to be doing anything the client couldn't have organised in a couple of hours on the internet...

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Are party bags for children a thing nowadays?

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Claude summing up most of the tasks there, never mind this one.

Cunning Plan posted:

This whole task is very :wtf: to me, they don't seem to be doing anything the client couldn't have organised in a couple of hours on the internet...


FOR TWO GRAND

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



In fairness why would they assume that they hadn't been give the client's number? That's just a contrived gently caress up.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
This is going to be like an episode of Casualty, guessing who will end up in the back of an ambulance.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
Stop running and having fun on this party! Let me tell you about health and safety!

Cunning Plan
Apr 15, 2003
Aah, they've elf and safteed all the fun away...

Meth Aesthetic
Sep 2, 2011

I'm doin alright
Lipstick Apathy
What the gently caress is the point in a climbing wall that's a few feet tall?

Cunning Plan
Apr 15, 2003

Meth Aesthetic posted:

What the gently caress is the point in a climbing wall that's a few feet tall?

DON'T GO TO THE TOP

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Meth Aesthetic posted:

What the gently caress is the point in a climbing wall that's a few feet tall?

Really whats the point of any of this?

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?
Last week's edit implied they give the mother food poisoning

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty

Meth Aesthetic posted:

What the gently caress is the point in a climbing wall that's a few feet tall?

Removes both risk and fun.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
Oh gently caress these guys.

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?
:allears:

Cunning Plan
Apr 15, 2003
Nothing like karaoke, with a song from before any of the guests were born...

(Actually that's harsh, they seemed to like Britney)

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



"That's old" the child says of The Hokey Cokey.

gently caress you, child.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I know I pull the professional card any time food comes up but JESUS CHRIST the chocolate spread fiasco.

If it says "may contain nuts", it's not suitable for someone with a nut allergy. At all.

So brace yourselves for actual anaphylactic shock.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
That's two years of the Hokey Cokey on buses for The Apprentice.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

Cunning Plan posted:

Nothing like karaoke, with a song from before any of the guests were born...

There is something better, it's called the Hokey Cokey

This loving task :kingsley:

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

"Thankyou ever so much for coming"

Basically appologising for the whole party.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Lugar mentioned poisoning in the previews. It's a bait and switch - undercooked burgers incoming.

Ktb
Feb 24, 2006

mmm looks raw AND burnt

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
That food looks atrocious even for a kids birthday party

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
It's poo poo but after it's been worn in, you won't notice :D

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Aw dammit, I thought he was going to try and ice it while it was warm.

Ahahah, how shite are those goodie bags.

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?
Aww, preview implied someone would literally leave in an ambulance

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Two thousand pounds

Meth Aesthetic
Sep 2, 2011

I'm doin alright
Lipstick Apathy
Lacklustre puns from Shuga so far

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Selina's goodie bags looked genuinely decent though.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


rear end cobra posted:

Two thousand pounds

The mind loving boggles

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
Nice dig Karren

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stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Even Lugar couldn't pretend to be excited about that treat...

UK bronze medalist.

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