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Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

cowofwar posted:

If pay schedule affects your life in any way then you are probably BWM. No emergency fund or inability to control spending leading to living paycheque to paycheque.

Well sure. In my example it was starting a new job though. Depending on how long you were unemployed before getting a new job, waiting a month and a half for your first check can really loving suck.

Back when I worked for AT&T they decided to change their payroll from getting paid current to getting paid in arrears. They picked the cutoff time for this in December and sent out emails saying 'oh don't worry, you'll still get paid the exact same thing as before, blah blah blah' except that short term - in December, when people usually spend a lot of money, you are actually losing a paycheck. And yes, we can all scoff at the poors who live paycheck-to-paycheck, but that is probably the worst time of the year to not pay your employees. It was essentially a reverse-Christmas bonus. And that missing check that they assured us we'd receive, well yeah - you get it 2 weeks after you leave the company. It's not like they gave you extra in January to make up for what they didn't pay you in December.

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JUST MAKING CHILI
Feb 14, 2008
My company went from paying on the 15th and end of the month to paying weekly. The outrage from people getting paid less in months with 4 weeks was awesome (they didn't pay us less, people are bad at math). Oh, and they went to paying a week in arrears and that was a whole other shitstorm. Management said "we're going to pay you an extra week!" when what they really did was this:

May 15th - paid $2000
May 31st - paid $2000
switch to paying a week in arrears
June 6th - extra week of pay! $1700????
June 13th - paid $925
June 21st - paid $925
June 27th - paid $925

That "extra week" really threw people off. I guess they structured it as a bonus, so it was taxed differently and was somewhere between bi-monthly and weekly pay. The cries of "THEY GAVE US ALL PAY CUTS!" rang through the halls.

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

More Reddit chicanery.

https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/3u6u2j/making_100k_and_still_getting_crushed_by_debt_help/ posted:

Ok first of all let me say, yes I know I'm an idiot. :)

Now let me explain. We got married at the ripe age of 18 and had our first kid at the age of 22, right around the time I graduated from college. I started working immediately and basically was paying off school loans and living paycheck to paycheck. We now have 4 kids and my wife and I are 33. A lot of bad decisions in the past 11 years but here is where we're at today. Currently I am the only one working, and my wife takes care of the house.

Liabilities/Expenses
Mortgage of $200K, 15 year fixed at 3.625% and $1850 monthly payment (that includes prop tax and home owner insurance). This was a recent refinance that I had to dish out about $6K in closing costs to lock into. House is worth about $275K today and rising due to a strong housing market here.

Credit card debt of $21K. This consists of $13500 BOA card with 0% until 7/2016, $3500 Discover card with 0% APR until 11/2016, and $4000 Citibank card with 0% until 3/2017. So I currently don't have any interest bearing CCs but these 0% rates are expiring soon.

We have 2 vehicles, both LEASED. Total car payments $640/mo. Honda van is $365/month (until 7/2017) with current buyout of about $27K. Nissan car is $275/month (until 5/2018) with current buyout of about $18K.

We send 3 of our kids to a private school at a cost of about $1250/month plus $1500 yearly for other fees (so average $1375/mo for schooling). The 4th kid will be going to school next year so this will increase by another $250/mo after discounts.

Gas/Electric/Water/Waste about $500/mo Cell phones about $100/mo Internet about $80/mo Car insurance about $160/mo Groceries/shopping $1200/mo (!!) Home stuff (alarm/lawn/etc) $100/mo

Worth noting that medical, dental, vision insurance for the family costs me about $8500 annually from my paycheck (already factored into income below).


Assets/Income

I am making about $6400/mo after taxes withholding, medical insurance, etc.

As mentioned above $1200 goes directly into an account for my wife to do groceries, shopping and spending money. So that leaves $5200 for bills mentioned above (excluding groceries/shopping).

About $1500 right now in a savings account, and 21BTC (Bitcoins).

I don't have any stocks, bonds, mutuals, or anything smart like that.

Also I don't contribute to a 401K (ya I know, I'm stupid).

Just typing all of this I can see where we need to clamp down, but my biggest concern is that we have this $21K credit card debt that is currently without any interest and I need an aggressive plan to pay this off and start climbing out of this rut. Any help is greatly appreciated.

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011
Oh my loving god the leases the private school the four kids before 30 holy poo poo oh my god

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


He has more money locked up in Bitcoins than in his savings account

paperchaseguy
Feb 21, 2002

THEY'RE GONNA SAY NO

Not a Children posted:

More Reddit chicanery.

He's 33 with four kids, two leased cars, $21k in credit card debt not counting his wife's "secret credit card", and they have almost no savings or assets besides supposed house equity of 75k. And he's been living paycheck to paycheck for eleven years. And if he'd been saving in a 401k $500/monthly (at a real cost of $300 considering taxes and possible employer match) for all that time he'd have $150k.

Eh, I've seen worse.

Marijuana Nihilist
Aug 27, 2015

by Smythe

Mocking Bird posted:

Oh my loving god the leases the private school the four kids before 30 holy poo poo oh my god

My advice? Consider suicide

Barry
Aug 1, 2003

Hardened Criminal
I've had a slow week at work so naturally I turned to some internet Schadenfreude for entertainment. I had never read that whole GTAT thread over at thecontrarianinvestor. I feel bad for someone getting financially wiped out, but when it's due to betting it all on one stock...

quote:

This would be my last post on this forum. I am officially signing off. Thanks for all the contributions. I am still in shock and all the money is gone and I owe $107K in margin accounts. I have prepare my profit and loss for filing a case and here the final numbers. This is a lesson for everybody not to be greedy and stupid. These are just stocks, options of around $140K is not in there.

401K Account

9/10/14 82 $12.72 $1,043.03
9/10/14 300 $12.72 $3,814.50
9/3/14 325 $17.16 $5,578.37
8/26/14 4000 $18.57 $74,280.00
8/21/14 233 $17.75 $4,135.75
8/5/14 1168 $15.03 $17,555.04
8/5/14 1600 $15.02 $24,032.00
8/5/14 1166 $15.01 $17,501.66
8/5/14 5966 $15.00 $89,490.00
7/17/14 877 $14.28 $12,520.67
7/16/14 2600 $15.03 $39,074.10
7/15/14 2400 $15.35 $36,834.96
7/15/14 400 $15.51 $6,203.00
7/14/14 500 $15.39 $7,693.80
6/17/14 1040 $18.98 $19,735.66
5/12/14 560 $13.50 $7,559.16
5/9/14 500 $13.56 $6,780.00
5/8/14 400 $14.85 $5,940.00
5/1/14 160 $17.34 $2,774.38
5/1/14 120 $17.33 $2,079.60
4/30/14 120 $16.01 $1,921.19
4/30/14 200 $16.00 $3,200.00

Total in 401K $389,746.87

Brokerage Account

10/3/14 99 $11.01 $1,089.99
10/2/14 999 $9.84 $9,830.16
10/2/14 999 $9.92 $9,910.08
10/1/14 999 $10.07 $10,059.93
10/1/14 999 $10.35 $10,339.65
9/30/14 998 $10.85 $10,828.30
9/29/14 999 $11.52 $11,508.48
9/24/14 999 $11.56 $11,548.44
9/22/14 999 $10.88 $10,869.12
9/16/14 999 $11.60 $11,588.40
9/15/14 999 $12.00 $11,988.00
9/10/14 999 $12.79 $12,777.21
8/18/14 5000 $17.95 $89,750.00
8/5/14 5000 $15.00 $75,000.00
7/31/14 2000 $14.05 $28,100.00
7/16/14 2000 $15.03 $30,060.00
7/15/14 500 $15.34 $7,670.00
7/14/14 500 $15.39 $7,695.00
7/7/14 1000 $16.56 $16,560.00
6/17/14 1000 $19.00 $19,000.00
6/12/14 500 $18.48 $9,240.00
2/21/14 999 $12.24 $12,227.76
9/19/13 1000 $8.56 $8,560.00
8/20/13 1500 $6.33 $9,495.00

Total in Sharebuilder $435,695.52

Sharebuilder Sell:
10/6/14 -5088 $1.02 ($5,189.76)
10/6/14 -5000 $0.99 ($4,950.00)
10/6/14 -5000 $1.03 ($5,150.00)
10/6/14 -5000 $0.95 ($4,750.00)
10/6/14 -5000 $0.94 ($4,700.00)
10/6/14 -5000 $0.92 ($4,600.00)
9/11/14 -999 $13.69 ($13,676.31)
7/23/14 -1000 $14.80 ($14,800.00)

SUM ($57,816.07)

Charles Schwab Sell:
10/7/14 -4717 $0.99 ($4,652.38)
10/7/14 -10000 $0.99 ($9,881.00)
10/7/14 -10000 $0.98 ($9,837.00)

SUM ($24,370.38)


Basically my net loss is around $750K in stocks and $140K in options. All my earnings for the past 15 years are gone in one night.

All I can wish is, all of family members of TG and the crooked directors face some grueling death. Yesterday I was in the verge of committing suicide myself and with a loving family, I didn't have the courage. Good bye to all. Time to start Life 2.0

Wow.

adamarama
Mar 20, 2009

Mocking Bird posted:

Oh my loving god the leases the private school the four kids before 30 holy poo poo oh my god
Yet he seems most concerned about the 1200 a month on groceries. I mean, it's a little high but really, priorities!

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

adamarama posted:

Yet he seems most concerned about the 1200 a month on groceries. I mean, it's a little high but really, priorities!

"Hmm, I'm a somewhat high earner with no savings, a bunch of consumer debt, and serious cash flow problems"
*refinances to 15 year mortgage*

Dwight Eisenhower
Jan 24, 2006

Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it.
Clearly he's been wasting any excess income buying bitcoins.

They need to turn down the thermostat, learn to mow their own loving lawn, and stop sending their kids to private school.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I'm pretty loving lazy, I have 4 kids, no free time, and skin that burns only slightly more slowly in the sun than a genuine albino.

I'm not paying someone a hundred bucks a month to cut my loving grass.

e: and don't lease a loving Honda.

No Butt Stuff fucked around with this message at 19:55 on Nov 25, 2015

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




No Butt Stuff posted:

I'm pretty loving lazy, I have 4 kids, no free time, and skin that burns only slightly more slowly in the sun than a genuine albino.

I'm not paying someone a hundred bucks a month to cut my loving grass.

e: and don't lease a loving Honda.

Though, $100 looks like "alarm/lawn/etc" so it's probably only like 40 bucks for the lawn. Still not worth it.

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos

Not a Children posted:

More Reddit chicanery.
Wife needs a job.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

silvergoose posted:

Though, $100 looks like "alarm/lawn/etc" so it's probably only like 40 bucks for the lawn. Still not worth it.

I dunno, if I lived in an area where I felt the need to keep an alarm and send my kids to private school, I'd think about leaving that area for some place a little nicer, considering how much cash that would put back at my disposal when I'm not paying tuition for 4 kids. So then you can cut out the alarm payment too.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

No Butt Stuff posted:

Probably that they only have to process payroll once a month.

Most receivables are also processed on a monthly basis (30/60/90 days net from a single invoice processing day) so it helps align income and expenses as well.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Alarm may be part of insurance discount, depending on his coverage he could net ahead.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Subjunctive posted:

Alarm may be part of insurance discount, depending on his coverage he could net ahead.

Probably right.

You know, every time I feel down about not being able to have a large enough emergency fund or be able to contribute as much as I'd like to Savings, I see stories like that. And I know I could be so much worse.

My personal BWM: Moving to a new city and making assumptions about local services and costs when making your budget.

But hey, once I get a raise or the wife goes back to school, we'll be right as rain. Until then I just have to deal with watch the numbers on the balance sheet not increase.

Dwight Eisenhower
Jan 24, 2006

Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it.
I mean the real bad with money decision is squirting out 4 kids by 33, but we can't criticize that one because children are magical angels. :dings:

I appreciate the value in procreating, but having a kid is expensive, each one is expensive and if you don't evaluate it from an economic direction you'll end up unable to afford anything, financially stressed out, and divorcing your wife you humped 4 kids into.

Blinkman987
Jul 10, 2008

Gender roles guilt me into being fat.

quote:

All I can wish is, all of family members of TG and the crooked directors face some grueling death. Yesterday I was in the verge of committing suicide myself and with a loving family, I didn't have the courage. Good bye to all. Time to start Life 2.0

Yeah it's TG's fault that guy is a habitual gambler and poor investor. He didn't even have the courage to leave his family a life insurance payout after a mysterious death. Truly a worthless husk of a human being.

MrKatharsis
Nov 29, 2003

feel the bern
lol:
http://www.cnbc.com/2015/11/23/rich-dad-poor-dad-author-why-millennials-shouldnt-save.html

Dude is seriously off his rocker.

MrKatharsis fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Nov 25, 2015

Senf
Nov 12, 2006


What a dumb piece of poo poo.

Best part: "When I was a millennial..." That's not how it works, Robert.

Inverse Icarus
Dec 4, 2003

I run SyncRPG, and produce original, digital content for the Pathfinder RPG, designed from the ground up to be played online.
He's not wrong insofar as if you still have lots of money to live comfortably, leveraging the historically low interest rates in intelligent, eventual-wealth-producing ways is GWM. He's a real estate guy through and through, and that's the lens he's looking through. I don't think he understands what it is to be young and poor during a recession. It's like he's shouting, "WHY AREN'T YOU MILLENNIALS ALL GETTING MORTGAGES INSTEAD OF GOING TO COLLEGE?"

He's got a little goldbug paranoia in there too. EVERY MAJOR GOVERNMENT IS PRINTING CURRENCY!

My PIN is 4826
Aug 30, 2003

No Butt Stuff posted:

Probably that they only have to process payroll once a month.

From a business process point of view it's because weekly payroll is often based on timesheets, which is something you really don't want piling up on the payroll staff to do once a month. This is called positive pay, because each pay run has to be positively confirmed before something happens.

Salaried (monthly) employees are on what's called negative pay, because unless there's a reason to not pay them or deduct something, they will get their salary at the end of the month. It's a lot lighter on admin as you can probably guess.

edit: that weekly paid staff are usually lower earners and in need of easier planning may or may not just be a happy coincidence

My PIN is 4826 fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Nov 25, 2015

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Inverse Icarus posted:

He's not wrong insofar as if you still have lots of money to live comfortably, leveraging the historically low interest rates in intelligent, eventual-wealth-producing ways is GWM. He's a real estate guy through and through, and that's the lens he's looking through. I don't think he understands what it is to be young and poor during a recession. It's like he's shouting, "WHY AREN'T YOU MILLENNIALS ALL GETTING MORTGAGES INSTEAD OF GOING TO COLLEGE?"

He's got a little goldbug paranoia in there too. EVERY MAJOR GOVERNMENT IS PRINTING CURRENCY!

http://johntreed.com/blogs/john-t-r...poor-dad-part-1

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe

Inverse Icarus posted:

He's not wrong insofar as if you still have lots of money to live comfortably, leveraging the historically low interest rates in intelligent, eventual-wealth-producing ways is GWM. He's a real estate guy through and through, and that's the lens he's looking through. I don't think he understands what it is to be young and poor during a recession. It's like he's shouting, "WHY AREN'T YOU MILLENNIALS ALL GETTING MORTGAGES INSTEAD OF GOING TO COLLEGE?"

He's got a little goldbug paranoia in there too. EVERY MAJOR GOVERNMENT IS PRINTING CURRENCY!

Robert Kiyosaki is a giant idiot for saying the rich are getting poorer, it's not opposite day. He doesn't understand how hard it is to save (be a loser in his own words) for a house when the prices are inflating so much. He's long since forgotten what it's like to start with no equity, and of course he never had to deal with student loans/not getting a job because of degree inflation.

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


Kiyosaki's shrewdest financial move was--and remains to this day--building a self-help empire of books and seminars that separate rubes from their money

vvvv lol jesus christ

pig slut lisa fucked around with this message at 00:21 on Nov 26, 2015

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Not a Children posted:

More Reddit chicanery.

https://www.reddit.com/user/AvireXerivA?count=50&after=t1_cwgijsz

Reddit is the best. The guy's comment history is pretty much exclusively posting comments cooing at women and men in r/rateme and r/amiugly telling them how pretty they are. :barf:

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

canyoneer posted:

https://www.reddit.com/user/AvireXerivA?count=50&after=t1_cwgijsz

Reddit is the best. The guy's comment history is pretty much exclusively posting comments cooing at women and men in r/rateme and r/amiugly telling them how pretty they are. :barf:

And his bitcoin mining rig, lmao.

Apparently he used to drive a BMW, replaced it with a BWM lease.

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


http://kdvr.com/2015/11/24/problem-solvers-investigate-free-money-offer-on-craigs-list/

Man promises free money via Craigslist in exchange for all personal information. Many people heed his call. Unsurprisingly, they don't get free money.

quote:

"I didn’t think we were going to get duped because we were all there because we were in a financial bind.”

:downs:

gvibes
Jan 18, 2010

Leading us to the promised land (i.e., one tournament win in five years)

Pompous Rhombus posted:

And his bitcoin mining rig, lmao.

Apparently he used to drive a BMW, replaced it with a BWM lease.
An M5 of all things.

Guest2553
Aug 3, 2012


Barry posted:

I've had a slow week at work so naturally I turned to some internet Schadenfreude for entertainment. I had never read that whole GTAT thread over at thecontrarianinvestor. I feel bad for someone getting financially wiped out, but when it's due to betting it all on one stock...


Wow.

There was one that made me a little :smith: - a 51 year old lady whose advisor talked her out of selling to lock in decent gains to chase this sure thing (after selling a garbage single stock plan). Of course she lost it all. And she is the single parent of a special needs teenager, and that money was supposed to be her retirement / his medical trust fund. She had to sell her house and most of her stuff because of it and is now trying to find employment anywhere possible. The post history is really sad.

:laffo: at p much everyone else tho

e. O poo poo, almost quoted instead of edit.

Guest2553 fucked around with this message at 03:55 on Nov 26, 2015

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Guest2553 posted:

There was one that made me a little :smith: - a 51 year old lady whose advisor talked her out of selling to lock in decent gains to chase this sure thing (after selling a garbage single stock plan). Of course she lost it all. And she is the single parent of a special needs teenager, and that money was supposed to be her retirement / his medical trust fund. She had to sell her house and most of her stuff because of it and is now trying to find employment anywhere possible. The post history is really sad.

:laffo: at p much everyone else tho

e. O poo poo, almost quoted instead of edit.

There was one post the day of the iPhone 6 announcement where a guy joked how he wasn't going to be able to watch the keynote because his mom was taking him out for a celebratory lunch. Boy. That lunch probably got real awkward about halfway through.

It sucks for the older investors because there's not enough time to learn from their mistake and the losses affect innocent family members. But man, if you ever needed an example for greed.txt, that thread is it.

Speaking of greedy people wasting others' money, does anyone remember that guy who took both his inheritance and his sister's and bet it all on Bitcoin? Was there ever an update to that?

sat on my keys!
Oct 2, 2014

Krispy Kareem posted:

There was one post the day of the iPhone 6 announcement where a guy joked how he wasn't going to be able to watch the keynote because his mom was taking him out for a celebratory lunch. Boy. That lunch probably got real awkward about halfway through.

It sucks for the older investors because there's not enough time to learn from their mistake and the losses affect innocent family members. But man, if you ever needed an example for greed.txt, that thread is it.

Speaking of greedy people wasting others' money, does anyone remember that guy who took both his inheritance and his sister's and bet it all on Bitcoin? Was there ever an update to that?

http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1r88vl/need_advice_on_inheritance_arbitrage_family_etc

MrOnBicycle
Jan 18, 2008
Wait wat?

canyoneer posted:

https://www.reddit.com/user/AvireXerivA?count=50&after=t1_cwgijsz

Reddit is the best. The guy's comment history is pretty much exclusively posting comments cooing at women and men in r/rateme and r/amiugly telling them how pretty they are. :barf:

Wow those are loving sad subreddits... :smith:

DoubleT2172
Sep 24, 2007


Reading that again it is clear how delusional the guy is. How sad

TLG James
Jun 5, 2000

Questing ain't easy
poo poo, that dude would have made over 100k in just a boring index fund from Nov 2012 to now.

LolitaSama
Dec 27, 2011
Speaking of the guy who spent his money on bitcoin, Ive always wondered if the rumors were true on you not being able to liquidate bitcoin once you bought it, like a regular stock, despite it having a high value at the time? Would have buying bitcoin at 100,200,or 300 not have guaranteed you the ability to sell it at 400,500,600?

Basically, was Bitcoin not really a trade-able commodity but something you could only buy into ? Is that why it was seen as so bad, strictly from a short time speculative standpoint.

tumblr hype man
Jul 29, 2008

nice meltdown
Slippery Tilde

LolitaSama posted:

Speaking of the guy who spent his money on bitcoin, Ive always wondered if the rumors were true on you not being able to liquidate bitcoin once you bought it, like a regular stock, despite it having a high value at the time? Would have buying bitcoin at 100,200,or 300 not have guaranteed you the ability to sell it at 400,500,600?

Basically, was Bitcoin not really a trade-able commodity but something you could only buy into ? Is that why it was seen as so bad, strictly from a short time speculative standpoint.

Most, if not all of those high prices were due to a bot manipulating the price of bitcoin on the largest marketplace at the time. There wasn't, and isn't afaik a good way to sell them. Not to mention that you can't really do anything other than buy drugs or child porn with them anyway. Oh and there are a poo poo load of hackers and scammers too.

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pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


There's at least one casino in Vegas where you can gamble with bitcoins :shepspends:

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