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Uncharted Realms quality is super uneven, it ranges from barely edited badly plotted trash to perfectly adequate genre fiction. I actually felt this was closer to the latter, a few bad passages aside.
Elyv fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Nov 25, 2015 |
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Elyv posted:Uncharted Realms quality is super uneven, it ranges from barely edited badly plotted trash to perfectly adequate genre fiction. I actually felt this was closer to the latter, a few bad passages aside. The decision to write it from first person just comes off as a cover for a lot of really dumb crap like "you don't see a lot of demons on boats" so the writer could plausibly claim it was Ob Nixilis's dumb thoughts and not dumb writing.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 21:44 |
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Is that even true? I bet demons would love a treasure cruise.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:05 |
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Pontius Pilate posted:Is that even true? I bet demons would love a treasure cruise.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:10 |
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Anyone know if any of the online shops are having any good black Friday deals? Last year I got an inked playmat at a good price and a few singles, haven't seen anything advertised yet.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:15 |
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Yawgmoth posted:Yeah but those sell out so fast that they often have to settle for a dig through time. Retcon ob nixilis as a student of archaeology. Next block is him and Tammy moonsocks rebuilding the tolarian academy.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:21 |
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Pontius Pilate posted:Retcon ob nixilis as a student of archaeology. Next block is him and Tammy moonsocks rebuilding the tolarian academy. They dropped the ball real hard not making an Indiana Jones planeswalker for the original zend
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 23:34 |
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Pontius Pilate posted:Retcon ob nixilis as a student of archaeology. Next block is him and Tammy moonsocks rebuilding the tolarian academy. It's funnier because one of Bobby Nixon's earlier Uncharted Realm stories involves him doing a hella lot of digging through Zendikar looking for leylines or something.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 23:58 |
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Yawgmoth posted:Yeah but those sell out so fast that they often have to settle for a dig through time. These puns are so bad and devoid of humor, I need to give you all a murderous cut. I don't anticipate any problems with doing this, but even the best of plans can go horribly awry. It will take me a while to process what what to do here, but the painful truths of the matter are I have to completely disregard my morality and scour from existence any trace of your puns. So I ask forgiveness for my unnatural aggression and hope none of you turn against me but these puns are a vile aggregate of all things wrong with the forums. So in order to arrest this issue and avoid the grip of desolation caused by bad humour and carry my plan to the utter end I will terminate you all. I hope this doesn't result in my brutal expulsion. Madmarker fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Nov 26, 2015 |
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Madmarker posted:These puns are so bad and devoid of humor, I need to give you all a murderous cut. I don't anticipate any problems with doing this, but even the best of plans can go horribly awry. It will take me a while to process what what to do here, but the painful truths of the matter are I have to completely disregard my morality and scour from existence any trace of your puns. So I ask forgiveness for my unnatural aggression and hope none of you turn against me but these puns are a vile aggregate of all things wrong with the forums. So in order to arrest this issue and avoid the grip of desolation caused by bad humour and carry my plan to the utter end I will terminate you all. Just make reparations to the thread and it will be all right
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 00:27 |
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JerryLee posted:Just make reparations to the thread and it will be all right I guess I shouldn't condescend. You are right, I must show humility and beg forgiveness. What could I possibly donate as adequate reparation. How about a Squee's Toy?
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 00:30 |
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Madmarker posted:These puns are so bad and devoid of humor, I need to give you all a murderous cut. I don't anticipate any problems with doing this, but even the best of plans can go horribly awry. It will take me a while to process what what to do here, but the painful truths of the matter are I have to completely disregard my morality and scour from existence any trace of your puns. So I ask forgiveness for my unnatural aggression and hope none of you turn against me but these puns are a vile aggregate of all things wrong with the forums. So in order to arrest this issue and avoid the grip of desolation caused by bad humour and carry my plan to the utter end I will terminate you all. Sounds like you should take up farming.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 01:34 |
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quote:....my heart was pounding, and I could scarcely breathe.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 02:58 |
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Jace smirked. "Heh," he smirked.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 03:28 |
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And then Jace tenderly sat his rear end on the dildo strapped to the his life sized pillow with a picture of Liliana on it before realizing he had spoken four words.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 03:38 |
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Revised Frozen Shade is overpowered. +1/+1 forever? I'll take it! Edit: Obviously since Giant Growth says 'until end of turn' this must be permanent
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 03:51 |
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Devor posted:Revised Frozen Shade is overpowered. +1/+1 forever? I'll take it! Thats how it played out in 4th grade, it was stupid good
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 03:59 |
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Cactrot posted:Thats how it played out in 4th grade, it was stupid good We played it the same way. Frozen Shade + Dark Ritual was amazing.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 04:04 |
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What's a fair cost for a 0/1 with B: put a +1/+1 counter on ~?
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 04:05 |
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I don't think it would get played in Standard today at 2B. I'd say it might fit in a black aggro deck at 1B.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 04:16 |
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It'd probably only see play as a 1-drop and even then it'd need the right metagame to make it. Zero power without investing mana makes it a really weak threat. Edit: misread and thought you meant a regular shade whydirt fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Nov 26, 2015 |
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Given that this hypothetical updated Frozen Shade would basically be 'Warden of the First Tree but ten million times better', it'd probably have to cost 1B.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 04:22 |
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suicidesteve just got first place in the Standard Thunderdome. Give him some claps for being champ among goons at the worst format. Now to sit and wait for that command zone tournament.
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Ramos posted:suicidesteve just got first place in the Standard Thunderdome. Give him some claps for being champ among goons at the worst format. It only took 4 finals and 6 top Xs to win one! Please don't look at my deck it's horribly misbuilt. I'm pretty sure all of our decks were. Now where's my Army of Allah?!
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 04:34 |
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Congrats, Steve!
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 04:50 |
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cheetah7071 posted:What's a fair cost for a 0/1 with B: put a +1/+1 counter on ~? Well, Jenara has slightly more strenuous color requirements, and cost 1W to buff, but starts out as a 3/3 and has flying. 2B with B: +1/+1 counter wouldn't be excessive in most recent standard formats.
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suicidesteve posted:It only took 4 finals and 6 top Xs to win one! Please don't look at my deck it's horribly misbuilt. I'm pretty sure all of our decks were. Mine! All mine! Haaahahahaha
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TheLawinator posted:Mine! All mine! Haaahahahaha I'm still incredibly tilted that I lost to a trash deck full of a bunch of garbage fish.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 06:53 |
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suicidesteve posted:I'm still incredibly tilted that I lost to a trash deck full of a bunch of garbage fish. Vintage is a skill testing format with a near endless decision tree. Or you can put fish men on the table.
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TheLawinator posted:Vintage is a skill testing format with a near endless decision tree. Or you can put fish men on the table. And draw all your sideboard cards 2 games in a row. And draw 8 or 9 Wasteland effects over 2 games. And steal my Army of Allah! Totally not salty btw.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 07:29 |
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suicidesteve posted:And draw all your sideboard cards 2 games in a row. Now I don't remember much about those games but here's a decent representation.
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TheLawinator posted:Vintage is a skill testing format with a near endless decision tree. Or you can put fish men on the table. Just play Doomsday and be a prick to everyone.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 08:24 |
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Gridlocked posted:Just play Doomsday and be a prick to everyone. doomsday is the coolest deck in all of magic though
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 08:29 |
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GeneX posted:doomsday is the coolest deck in all of magic though I think you mean Dredge, but close enough.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 08:56 |
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Regarding the story-lines, is Ravnica the only plane with an ongoing that doesn't directly concern a planeswalker or a multiversal threat (Eldrazi, New Phyrexia)? UR recently picked up the Teysa and Tajic plotline from Dragon's Maze, and I wondered if that indicated another return to Ravnica. Possibly I've missed stuff concerning pre-Innistrad settings. Edit: I guess I mean more "hanging plot threads". BizarroAzrael fucked around with this message at 13:57 on Nov 26, 2015 |
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BizarroAzrael posted:Regarding the story-lines, is Ravnica the only plane with an ongoing that doesn't directly concern a planeswalker or a multiversal threat (Eldrazi, New Phyrexia)? UR recently picked up the Teysa and Tajic plotline from Dragon's Maze, and I wondered if that indicated another return to Ravnica. Possibly I've missed stuff concerning pre-Innistrad settings. I think they just did a few stories which involved the new commanders.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 13:58 |
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Theros? That just has Heliod as Grand rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 14:12 |
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Frozen_flame posted:Theros? That just has Heliod as Grand rear end in a top hat. Also, Elspeth in the Underworld so it doesn't qualify here.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 14:18 |
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Ravnica has Jace as the literal glue holding Ravnican politics together; if Elspeth counts then Ravnica does too. Planeswalkers are involved in all the current storylines, but Ravnica and Theros are two planes where there isn't some big evil threatening multiple planes.
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Ergo, Ravnica doesn't qualify either. Planeswalkers tie all the different stories of each plane together, news at eleven.
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