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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida


quote:

Did you see it? The Vikings had our attention for two weeks! Two whole weeks! We finally saw that they were good and we gave them our love! Then they took it and dropped it in the trash against the Packers, proving we should never love again.

BeingAVikingsFan.txt

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Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Febreeze, there is a typo in that article. I think you meant to bold Ravens. The Browns can't be favored to win anything

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Hockles posted:

Febreeze, there is a typo in that article. I think you meant to bold Ravens. The Browns can't be favored to win anything

If you guys didn't get our hopes up just to let them down again we would call you the....




what's that Southern team that isn't the Panthers, Falcons, Dolphins, Jags, or Bucs?:confused:

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



Febreeze posted:

If the Jets win, I will draw Jets colors StarScream stomping on Ndamukong Suh

Now I'm gonna be even more disappointed when the Jets lose this game.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

febreeze if the rams win and you don't draw Tom Petty as/wearing a Nick Foles jersey I'm gonna beat you up

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Chichevache posted:

Thanks Febreeze! At least now there is a silver lining if Carolina wins.

You need a silver lining with a cowboys loss?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

effectual posted:

You need a silver lining with a cowboys loss?

Panthers are much worse.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Chichevache posted:

Panthers are much worse.

Panthers are cool and good.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

I'm way late to this particular article and saying it in general, but God Bless the late MNF game that broke your mind Big Bob.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Chichevache posted:

Panthers are much worse.

Uhh factually incorrect in every conceivable way.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Chichevache posted:

Panthers are much worse.
Tennessee Mom account spotted

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Chichevache posted:

If you guys didn't get our hopes up just to let them down again we would call you the....




what's that Southern team that isn't the Panthers, Falcons, Dolphins, Jags, or Bucs?:confused:

Texans? I don't think they ever get anyone's hopes up anyway (because they're perpetually bad).

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

computer parts posted:

Texans? I don't think they ever get anyone's hopes up anyway (because they're perpetually bad).

Free Watty, Texans. Let him return to the sea and pester fishermen. You don't deserve him. Sweet pizza roll, too good, too buff for this world.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Suspect Bucket posted:

Free Watty, Texans. Let him return to the sea and pester fishermen. You don't deserve him. Sweet pizza roll, too good, too buff for this world.

We should do a team roster of players that don't deserve the poo poo teams they are on.




I'll start. Left Tackle Joseph Thomas.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Flikken posted:

We should do a team roster of players that don't deserve the poo poo teams they are on.




I'll start. Left Tackle Joseph Thomas.

K Sebastian Janikowski

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Flikken posted:

We should do a team roster of players that don't deserve the poo poo teams they are on.




I'll start. Left Tackle Joseph Thomas.

DT/DE Jurrell Casey

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Yeah we should do our own teams here, ignore my Janikowski pick.

TE Travis Kelce. Imagine him with a quarterback.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Odell Beckham Jr

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
Philip Rivers

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Frank Clark

...oh, I thought we were doing shitheads we want off of our awesome team, not the other way around

(Seriously though, send him to Dallas, he and Hardy should get along fabulously)

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

BlindSite posted:

Panthers are cool and good.

A smothering defense, enough Swagger to make white America quake in front of their keyboards, a mobile black QB who doesn't play the game the way it was meant to be played, terrible receivers and a bad rear end run game. Why, they might just be the 2013 Seahawks!

I'm just getting on the hate wagon early.

whypick1 posted:

Frank Clark

...oh, I thought we were doing shitheads we want off of our awesome team, not the other way around

(Seriously though, send him to Dallas, he and Hardy should get along fabulously)

Hasn't done anything wrong that I've heard of since he got to Seattle. :shrug:

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
He hasn't beat the living poo poo out of someone half his weight in a while must be a good dude

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Spoeank posted:

He hasn't beat the living poo poo out of someone half his weight in a while must be a good dude

You're right! We should just execute everyone who commits a crime because people never change and second chances are for movies, and cheating spouses.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Chichevache posted:

A smothering defense, enough Swagger to make white America quake in front of their keyboards, a mobile black QB who doesn't play the game the way it was meant to be played, terrible receivers and a bad rear end run game. Why, they might just be the 2013 Seahawks!

I'm just getting on the hate wagon early.


Hasn't done anything wrong that I've heard of since he got to Seattle. :shrug:

Why the Panthers are better in every way than the seahawks:

-Our coach is a bad rear end, not a lame truther
-Our QB isn't afraid to gently caress women and doesn't dress like a 40yr old white man
-Our tight end isn't a giant pussy
-Our middle line backer is cool and good and looks like a nerd
-Our shutdown corner actually follows the team's best receiver around the field
-Our fans don't suck. (at least on this board)
-We got rid of our woman basher

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

BlindSite posted:

Why the Panthers are better in every way than the seahawks:

-Our coach is a bad rear end, not a lame truther
-Our QB isn't afraid to gently caress women and doesn't dress like a 40yr old white man
-Our tight end isn't a giant pussy
-Our middle line backer is cool and good and looks like a nerd
-Our shutdown corner actually follows the team's best receiver around the field
-Our fans don't suck. (at least on this board)
-We got rid of our woman basher

Our tight end back then was Zach Miller. :ssh:

And the Panthers fans on this board chimp out way too much to be good posters.

Edit
And weren't you guys just crying for Riverboat Ron to be fired last season? Don't make me read through fiz's posts to find a good quote. That's just playing dirty.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Chichevache posted:

You're right! We should just execute everyone who commits a crime because people never change and second chances are for movies, and cheating spouses.

Damnit shut up Chiche. I say as someone who normally defends you.

Spread the shitposting out, it doesn't need to happen constantly.

Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes
All teams are bad besides My Patriots.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Grittybeard posted:

Damnit shut up Chiche. I say as someone who normally defends you.

Spread the shitposting out, it doesn't need to happen constantly.

How is spreading forgiveness and other virtues a shitpost?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Chichevache posted:

How is spreading forgiveness and other virtues a shitpost?

Keep it out of this thread at least? Maybe? :smith:

e: Like follow Parm around in threads he's actually in. This will be awful but at least contained.

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 06:51 on Nov 26, 2015

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Grittybeard posted:

Keep it out of this thread at least? Maybe? :smith:

e: Like follow Parm around in threads he's actually in. This will be awful but at least contained.

I'm sorry. I just think this is a serious issue and I find it really disconcerting that most of this board seems to think Frank Clark should be banned from football forever, but I'm willing to bet every single one of us still has a few Bill Murray and Sean Connery DVDs sitting around.:smith:

Edit
Vvvv
You're a fan of the Titans, a team in the top 10 of Parmesan Basil's Definitive Evil Rankings. Of course you are deflecting, so that your team can remain relegated to obscurity instead of infamy.

Chichevache fucked around with this message at 09:17 on Nov 26, 2015

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
This discussion is extremely bad, so here, have another page from the Jim Tomsula playbook.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Chichevache posted:


Edit
Vvvv
You're a fan of the Titans, a team in the top 10 of Parmesan Basil's Definitive Evil Rankings. Of course you are deflecting, so that your team can remain relegated to obscurity instead of infamy.

Woah there motherfucker, He's just trying to get the Art Thread back to art. Go vent in another thread. Here, I'll help and sing a song.



Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
I'll pinch her butt, show her who's the boss

I beat my, I beat my
allegations of rape
(Cuz it wasn't marijuana)

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
To the tune of Santeria

I don't practice self-restraint
I ain't got no game balls
Well I had a million dollars
But I, I spent it on guns
If I could find that Ho-lder
And that new guy that she's found
Well I'd pop a cap in Nellie and I'd slap her down


Tell Nellie that if he knows what is good for him he best go run and hide
Kraken's got a new .45
And I won't think twice to stick that barrel straight down Nellie's throat
Believe me when I say that I got something for his punk rear end

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

Oh oh oh, it's thanksgiving

we we we we're gonna have a good time

turkey

mashed potatoes

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

If we're still doing "Players your team don't deserve":

QB Derek Carr
WR Amari Cooper
WR Michael Crabtree
K Seabass Janikowski
FS Charles Woodson


The Raiders have a lot of good players they totally do not deserve, especially given how garbage they've been for the past decade.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

If we're still doing "Players your team don't deserve":

QB Derek Carr
WR Amari Cooper
WR Michael Crabtree
K Seabass Janikowski
FS Charles Woodson


The Raiders have a lot of good players they totally do not deserve, especially given how garbage they've been for the past decade.

They don't deserve Crabtree, but Mike sure deserves the Raiders.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

BlindSite posted:

Why the Panthers are better in every way than the seahawks:

-Our coach is a bad rear end, not a lame truther
-Our QB isn't afraid to gently caress women and doesn't dress like a 40yr old white man
-Our tight end isn't a giant pussy
-Our middle line backer is cool and good and looks like a nerd
-Our shutdown corner actually follows the team's best receiver around the field
-Our fans don't suck. (at least on this board)
-We got rid of our woman basher



Although the tight end remark :colbert:

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Happy Thanksgiving everybody

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/happy-thanksgiving-3/

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Sanchez starts today.

Dare we hope?

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