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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Ludwig van Halen posted:

i mean aside from the fact that this is shit_that_didnt_happen.txt, it would have been transfer of heat from the steel or aluminum watch body

the pictures show steel and if his story is even remotely true, it can't be aluminum since it doesn't glow when hot

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Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
I think he was trying to say there was current going through the metal band into his arm and he saw sparks from the electricity idk he probably just set himself on fire or something

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
sounds like his brother gave him the ol' spicy smartwatch

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Bobby Digital posted:

sounds like his brother gave him the ol' spicy smartwatch

Mondrian
Jan 8, 2011

Bobby Digital posted:

sounds like his brother gave him the ol' spicy smartwatch

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy
apple watch cant melt steel bands

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Bobby Digital posted:

sounds like his brother gave him the ol' spicy smartwatch

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

Bobby Digital posted:

sounds like his brother gave him the ol' spicy smartwatch

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Bobby Digital posted:

sounds like his brother gave him the ol' spicy smartwatch

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

it could also be true and he just wanted to embellish his story a bit

Dislike button posted:

apple watch cant melt steel bands

check his wrist for traces of thermite

skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx

Bobby Digital posted:

sounds like his brother gave him the ol' spicy smartwatch

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
does apple have aids yet or what

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:

does apple have aids yet or what

Apple and timb are pozed as gently caress now and timb has ruined my thanksgiving my pro is not ready for pick up as he promised

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
in fairness, it's not ready for pickup by anybody

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Stymie posted:

in fairness, it's not ready for pickup by anybody

lol

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Stymie posted:

in fairness, it's not ready for pickup by anybody

the garbage truck driver is a person

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
lol iphone 7 is getting rid of that pesky headphone jack so it can bend even easier with normal use

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

good. hopefully iphone 8 has no ports at all.

Ericadia
Oct 31, 2007

Not A Unicorn
gross why

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

THC posted:

good. hopefully iphone 8 has no ports at all.

Dubstep Jesus
Jun 27, 2012

by exmarx

Stymie posted:

lol iphone 7 is getting rid of that pesky headphone jack so it can bend even easier with normal use

i'm sure this dumb rumor that's popped up since before the iphone 5 came out is definitely true this time

big shtick energy
May 27, 2004


Dubstep Jesus posted:

i'm sure this dumb rumor that's popped up since before the iphone 5 came out is definitely true this time

i mean at some point they should

but i feel like bluetooth headphones are still too lovely, and shipping bluetooth headphones in the box is gonan gently caress up timb's margins

also the edge case stuff like lighting to SD card reader or HDMI adapters, and the whole wireless charging taking up more weight/space

but a featureless black slab is the platonic ideal of an iphone and it must asymptotically approach it for it is written

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

there'll be a tiny lightning to 3.5" adapter so you can continue to use your headphones

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
there will be a lightning to 3.5mm jack dongle

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

DuckConference posted:

i mean at some point they should

incorrect

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

they could always do a 2.5 mm jack and ship a 3 cent adapter, but that's not very Apple

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

steam on Apple TV

https://www.instagram.com/p/-mae2pQZrq/

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

Danny Boyle said "we were very arrogant" to release the Steve Jobs movie "very wide, very quickly."

he says that arrogance was due to a belief in Apple's products and product launches and he thought they would draw people in.






lmao get hosed

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00VTQ9D0M

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In the future, the fight between Apple and Google has grown into a deadly world war. Google has vowed to nuke the Earth from their space based nuclear platform, right after Steve Job’s new Keynote speech. Eve, a personal protege of Jobs, is a sexy, super agent working for Apple’s secretive Special Sales Division. As the clock ticks down, she must use all her amazing skills in international espionage, from assault and assassination to sabotage and seduction, in a final battle for the fate of mankind.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

poty posted:

there will be a lightning to 3.5mm jack dongle

don't sign your posts with my porn star alias plz

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

we already know tim prefers dongles to ports

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

Stymie posted:

lol iphone 7 is getting rid of that pesky headphone jack so it can bend even easier with normal use

wtf

DaNzA
Sep 11, 2001

:D
Grimey Drawer
well you see getting rid of a weak spot or opening on the metal frame = bends easier

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

zen death robot posted:

so the buttons are going too?

of course. with iphone 7 you bend the phone towards you to return to the home screen, away for siri, and in a counterclockwise twist to activate apple pay

uninterrupted
Jun 20, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

of course. with iphone 7 you bend the phone towards you to return to the home screen, away for siri, and in a counterclockwise twist to activate apple pay

same but w my dilz-nik lol

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

cremnob posted:

Danny Boyle said "we were very arrogant" to release the Steve Jobs movie "very wide, very quickly."

um they did a marketing push then released it in limited theatres and in wider theatres a week later. it made no sense. i was going to see it opening night but to my surprise it wasn't even showing. the gently caress is he talking about.

zen death robot posted:

so the buttons are going too?

i'm surprised they had buttons on the iPhone 6S. could have just used force touch and taptic for the home button.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
as long as you have touch ID you may as well have a home button

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

computer parts posted:

as long as you have touch ID you may as well have a home button

yeah i mean it could be taptic instead of mechanical, though

just like the macbook trackpad

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

PleasureKevin posted:

um they did a marketing push then released it in limited theatres and in wider theatres a week later. it made no sense. i was going to see it opening night but to my surprise it wasn't even showing. the gently caress is he talking about.


i'm surprised they had buttons on the iPhone 6S. could have just used force touch and taptic for the home button.

they might do it eventually, but it would be a significant change to the user experience. the home button push has a much more noticeable travel than the click of a (non force-touch) trackpad

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born on a buy you
Aug 14, 2005

Odd Fullback
Bird Gang
Sack Them All

Dubstep Jesus posted:

i'm sure this dumb rumor that's popped up since before the iphone 5 came out is definitely true this time

don't respond to stymie you loving idiot.

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