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These are all from a Cracked article about making those weird old recipes. http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/6-gross-thanksgiving-foods-your-grandparents-ate-we-tested
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Tiberius Thyben posted:No! Not el spider. the woman with the questionable neckbeard is lowtax
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stereobreadsticks posted:That's an American alligator, not a crocodile. You can tell by the shape of the snout, relatively short and shovel shaped compared to crocodiles. I've seen it reposted in various contexts but I believe the original image came from Louisiana. Ah. I see you are correct. Gator would probably be tastier, anyways? I took the original poster at their word because they were being all RAH RAH AUSTRALIA about it.
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Nov 26, 2015 04:28
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rndmnmbr posted:Supposedly cooked spiders taste like shrimp, so might. AnonSpore posted:I'd always heard it was crab. It's neither. It tastes like burnt chitin + whatever spice they used. Imagine eating the tail of a shrimp but bigger, much harder, and covered in tiny stinging hairs.
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Nov 26, 2015 04:37
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When I was in Darwin a couple years ago I went to Outback Jack's and the ended up getting the most tourist trap meal in existence: the Skippy Dundee. It was crocodile and kangaroo skewers with "Jack's bush chutney". I enjoyed it, to be honest. But what a tacky meal.
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Nov 26, 2015 07:56
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It's presently the calm before the storm of loose corn and #wifematerial turkeys.
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Nov 26, 2015 13:17
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Yes, all should be thankful, for the holiest of AFP days. Let the garbage food fe(a)st commence!
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Nov 26, 2015 16:53
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last year my mother made some weird cherry jello mold with tons of cinnamon and raw apple pieces. It looked, smelled and tasted exactly like one of those weird gelatin candles. weel thats my story kbye
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Nov 26, 2015 18:02
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PubicMice posted:
Would do all these fries. Chili cheese waffle fries are pretty awesome too.  Now, bring on all the spanksgiving AFP. Today is going to be a goldmine.
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Nov 26, 2015 18:23
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Nov 26, 2015 18:56
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Why would you ruin perfectly passable off-brand coke?
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Nov 26, 2015 19:30
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twoday posted:It's presently the calm before the storm of loose corn and #wifematerial turkeys. Casseroles. Nothing but casseroles as far as the stomach can heave.
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Nov 26, 2015 20:11
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Danger Mahoney posted:It's neither. It tastes like burnt chitin + whatever spice they used. Imagine eating the tail of a shrimp but bigger, much harder, and covered in tiny stinging hairs. Yeah anyone who says insects or arachnids are tasty is either lying or delusional. At best some insects taste like nuts that are slightly off but they still have an awful, awful texture. Most taste like acid.
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Nov 26, 2015 20:40
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Mymla posted:Why would you ruin perfectly passable off-brand coke? Because they were at Walmart and sprang the extra ten cents for Sam's as opposed to getting the most American beverage: Cola brand Cola. http://www.walmart.com/ip/Cott-Beverage-Cola-Soda-67.6-fl-oz/15543989 That poo poo seriously looks like a prop.
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Nov 26, 2015 21:12
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Whoa, I have never seen that before, you mean I've been spending ten extra cents on Sam's Club when Cola Cola was available? 
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Nov 26, 2015 21:58
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El Estrago Bonito posted:Because they were at Walmart and sprang the extra ten cents for Sam's as opposed to getting the most American beverage: Cola brand Cola. I wish I could find generic beer like the cans you see in the black flag tv party video 
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Nov 26, 2015 22:22
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Haverchuck posted:I wish I could find generic beer like the cans you see in the black flag tv party video Haven't had that stuff but I have had Beer Beer before and it's really really terrible. 
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El Estrago Bonito posted:Because they were at Walmart and sprang the extra ten cents for Sam's as opposed to getting the most American beverage: Cola brand Cola. Good news, everyone! quote:Great Value Cola has the great bubbly cola taste you love. And it has very low sodium, so you can enjoy it as often as you'd like. 
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I've done a blind taste test before, and honestly, the generic cola was better than either Pepsi or Coke. I think I tried it with the Safeway brand or something, but I'm sure it's all the same.
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Haverchuck posted:I wish I could find generic beer like the cans you see in the black flag tv party video Hesitantly would
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VendaGoat posted:Hesitantly would 100% would. You can trust it to deliver what it promises.
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Nov 27, 2015 01:32
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Can't be worse than a Keystone or Icehouse.
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Nov 27, 2015 01:34
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Nov 27, 2015 01:34
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tecate is deffo the best piss cheap beer imo
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Kakairo posted:Can't be worse than a Keystone or Icehouse. Yes it loving can.
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I bought the cheapest beer I could find once in Minnesota and I really wish I could remember what it was called, because it was the worst beer I have ever had. It tasted like someone took some beer flavored water and added a shot of vodka to it. It had mountains on the can, but sadly that is all I remember. edit: that is not a joke to imply it was Coors, this was some regional poo poo beer I think. 2nd edit: I found it! http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/mountain-crest-classic-lager/191940/ Nolan Arenado has a new favorite as of 01:49 on Nov 27, 2015 |
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Beer beer strong tasted like someone took a piss in a cup full of bacon bits and served it to you.
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Good afternoon, Colonel. Good afternoon... John. Why am I-- You know why you're here. I've seen a lot of commandos come through that door and sit in that very chair. I've seen hard men die getting the job done. Get to the point. John, you know I don't like you, and I know you don't like me. I won't insult you by saying we could have been friends under other circumstances. If I didn't need you, you wouldn't be here. John... what this country needs - what I need - is Beer Beer Strong.
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RareAcumen posted:I'm a little lost here. Sweet potatoes covered in crushed pistachios and marshmallows. (edit) vvv I could be wrong, my brain is just basing that off of what I've seen other people do in the past. 13Pandora13 has a new favorite as of 02:55 on Nov 27, 2015 |
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13Pandora13 posted:Sweet potatoes covered in crushed pistachios and marshmallows. For some reason I thought they were bran flakes.
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Picnic Princess posted:Haven't had that stuff but I have had Beer Beer before and it's really really terrible. what about a light alternative 
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It looks like someone called in a napalm strike on whatever that's meant to be.
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Dodecalypse posted:what about a light alternative You know, I've wanted to try that, because Kirkland stuff is usually pretty good. But not enough to buy 48 cans. Because if it's not good, I've got a lot of wasted beer.
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cyberia posted:It looks like someone called in a napalm strike on whatever that's meant to be. I really enjoy the way the contents of the 2 pans bound themselves together while being burned alive. It's like they were comforting each other while engulfed in a fiery inferno.
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Master Twig posted:You know, I've wanted to try that, because Kirkland stuff is usually pretty good. It looks like Minhas Brewery makes this - I've tried a couple of other beers they make and they are complete garbage. I would avoid this.
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OctoberBlues posted:I bought the cheapest beer I could find once in Minnesota and I really wish I could remember what it was called, because it was the worst beer I have ever had. It tasted like someone took some beer flavored water and added a shot of vodka to it. It had mountains on the can, but sadly that is all I remember. I was going to suggest Olympia Ice but then I realized that you described it as "Beer flavored". Oly Ice tastes like fizzy water mixed with lighter fluid. When I was in college, it was $2 for a 12 pack. You can guess why I bought it.  It also works as anesthesia.
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Pomp posted:tecate is deffo the best piss cheap beer imo Point Special. Best cheap beer.
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