Tumble posted:

I don't know how to tell you guys any harder - I've seriously met like 5 or 6 single moms who had a ton of pics with their kid (they love their kid, what shock) in their profile and pleaaaassse listen - they just want to drink a beer, smoke a joint, watch a movie and HOOK UP!

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Bisexual, Woman, Single, 160cm, Overweight

White, Speaks English, Working on High school

Never smokes, Drinks socially, Sometimes does drugs, Doesn’t have kids, Has dogs, Has cats, Cancer sign
Looking for single people, near me, ages 19‑36, for short & long term dating and new friends.


My self-summary
Looking for friends and a good time. Just got out of a long term relationship so nothing serious for now... not saying that wont happen eventually. Currently doing alot of gaming and getting back out there.

Looking for FWB , Dom/Sub , Open to anything really.

What I’m doing with my life
Currently going back to school while getting my life together.

I’m really good at
I'm a pretty good cook.
I also tend to play alot of video games.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Harry Potter, Doctor Who , Game of Thrones, Orange is the new black , Attack on titans , Torchwood , American Horror Story.

The six things I could never do without
Internet
Family
Pets
Food
Beer
Love

On a typical Friday night I am
Sitting at home on Tera or Netflix

You should message me if
If your seeking a good time Msg me. I'm open to most things atleast once

Shumagorath posted:

guess the biological sex, win... well nothing really

LethalGeek posted:

I feel I could find a 4 leaf clover faster than I could find someone who lists some BDSM thing in their profile & be sane.

computer parts posted:

A girl matched me on tinder and immediately asked me what my favorite type of fish was (not for eating).

Otisburg posted:

what kind of fish did you tell her?

Otisburg posted:

what kind of fish did you tell her?

computer parts posted:

A girl matched me on tinder and immediately asked me what my favorite type of fish was (not for eating).

LethalGeek posted:

Buzzed a nerd chubby girl with huge tits because well tits and it's actually going well. Then find her pics are old and she's lost weight and wants to get freaky. So hell I might be lucking out here

paco650 posted:

One of my favorite customers when I worked at a coffee place was goddamned 6'4" square-jawed brick house of a woman who, while obviously able to break me in half if she wished, was sweet and chatty and pretty obviously just a big lady.

Otisburg posted:

go for it. pull her loose belly skin up over your face like a fleshy balaclava.

Captain Yossarian posted:

I'm not 100% sure it works like that

Han Nehi posted:

did you slam hulk

Captain Yossarian posted:

I'm not 100% sure it works like that but lol regardless

vyst posted:

As someone that's lost like 280 lbs I can confirm you can do this with your skin

MrYenko posted:

A: congrats!

B: eewww.

Otisburg posted:

The scare quoted poo poo makes me think she's looking for some side sausage and just wants some deniability in case Franz sees her pic on there so she can say "no, no, your corridor to the sea isn't being annexed, mein sweet fuhrer, i just need some breathing room with platonic friends."

E: Not to mention the goofy pseudonyms.

Tumble posted:

I don't know how to tell you guys any harder - I've seriously met like 5 or 6 single moms who had a ton of pics with their kid (they love their kid, what shock) in their profile and pleaaaassse listen - they just want to drink a beer, smoke a joint, watch a movie and HOOK UP!

Maybe I've been a little bit lucky and not met the ones who are "trying to trap me into being a baby daddy" but seriously, to single parents a bit of pot, a supreme pizza, some sex and some beer is a tropical vacation to them.

You're idiots for not pursuing some a casual fling. "Oh she likes the same music and is sarcastic about the same movies BUT SHE HAS A KID!"

I've met one of their kids and he was the bomb at Lego's, and his mom was a freak in bed and l got her there by bringing over some beer and some pizza and watching Silence of the Lambs. Sorry to rant, but hook up with single moms, it's easy and they really appreciate it.

Stinky_Pete posted:

I thought the one on the left kinda had a smile like the , and also that's the name on the profile, and I guess it was a stretch to imply that this says something about people from England

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Queer, Sapiosexual, Lesbian, Woman, Genderqueer, Transfeminine, Transsexual, Open relationship, 181cm, Full figured

White, Other ethnicity, Speaks English, Atheist (but it’s not important)

Smokes regularly, Drinks socially, Sometimes does drugs

My self-summary
Andrew.
(they/them, she/her...)
(...anything but bro, man, or he)

I'm a mediocre artist in most mediums but I excel at digital collage & animation, zines, prop making, the ukulele and the accordion.

I'm a frustrated skeptic. I've read through a lot of science literature on identity, the brain, and chimp behavior and the weird thing was once I started diving down that "rabbit hole" I started to realize everyone most people are pretending they know what's going on.

I try to brighten up the scenery.

My *outrageous* art
[url]http://[/url]<nope>.tumblr.com/

What I’m doing with my life
30% - Sleeping
18% - Drawing
15% - Socializing
15% - Watching Twilight Zone/Sailor Moon/Planet of the Apes stuff
12% - Ukulele
10% - Accordion

I’m really good at
Cribbage sets my heart on fire

I live/work as a cook when I need money, and I'm quite the stoned macgyver of cooking. I enjoy cooking with friends, and love slow cooking/soup making/and canning.

I live a musical lifestyle. Whether it's whistling about, making up a song, playing an instrument, or consuming music. I enjoy an anthropological approach to my research, tracing how and where music moved geographically.

I'd also like to think I've grown up to be a better skeptic than I was two years ago. I used to allow others to push me around quite a bit because I thought that a good skeptic knew how to compromise in each situation. But I've grown to be more vocal. I have also been writing for the last two years. Mostly to pen pals but on occasion I get stuck up on a thought and I find writing it out helps me see the thought clearer. It's like the opposite of talking out a math problem : P

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
gently caress - Rod Serling
Marry - Jane Goodall
Nemesis - Amanda Palmer

Yeah, I changed the format. The kill thing is harsh. But, also, so is Amanda Palmers' artistry. (sorry, totally not sorry)

The six things I could never do without
Broccoli
Sketch book
Deck of cards.
The numerical system
The scientific method
My butter butt.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
From Wiki...

The Cotard delusion (also Cotard's syndrome and walking corpse syndrome) is a rare mental illness, in which an afflicted person holds the delusion that they are dead, either figuratively or literally; yet said delusion of negation is not a symptom essential to the syndrome proper.

I don't have Cotard's syndrome, but I often wonder what it must be like.

On a typical Friday night I am
Daydreaming is the new television, I hear.

You should message me if
You ever wanted a familiar not unlike Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

-Sassy attitude
-Smooth demeanor
-Sardonic one-liners

And if you think I'm smart & cute to boot!

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My self-summary
intj. bookworm. writer. gamer. feminist.

i like vladimir nabokov, reading about serial killers, listening to music, painting, russian history, and watching netflix. femme as hell, i love makeup, dresses, doing my hair, and just being a woman. soft-spoken around strangers but i am very extroverted around friends and can be the life of the party. social smoker and drinker. enjoys parties, and feel free to invite me to them if you wanna see me irl.

in love with nature, the outdoors, and just going on adventures. i love the beach, especially going to the bay when it's nighttime. i walk most places. love urban exploring and walking in the grave yard.

moving out this summer. currently a student. i carry a lot of emotional baggage. depersonalization, anxiety, depression, bouts of paranoia. but i'm really sweet and am always up for a cuddle. very chill. totally open to whatever. i got purple hair to my mid back, blue eyes, very pale skin, a septum, and im about 6'1.

add me on snapchat - <nope> 💅

What I’m doing with my life
going to parties. chilling. sleeping. writing a whole lot. reading a whole lot. being very introspective. listening to a lot of music. screaming occasionally.

I’m really good at
writing. it's my main talent. i also am pretty bomb at playing video games, i could go pro. destiny and assassin's creed are the ones im best at; i was in the top 3% of assassin's creed multiplayer.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
this is a broad one but i like curry, orange is the new black, lolita, and anything that can further distance me from reality. i really like mad max and the babadook. i also would definitely bang chris pratt circa parks and rec so fast you wouldn't even see me.

The six things I could never do without
like-minded people.
mods.
earphones.
badly sung karaoke at midnight.
crying out of happiness.
my long hair.
music.
electrolytes.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
everything. i overanalyze and over think everything. im full of stress and coffee.

On a typical Friday night I am
gaming. hanging with my friends or going to a party. moping about never having a romantic partner.

You should message me if
you are cool w/ me being pansexual and a feminist and vehemently anti-gamergate.

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Who's smarter on average?

A: Women

“this isn't an opinion question there are statistics”

Shumagorath posted: