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swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
The Steelers don't deserve Antonio Brown, but that's only because he is too good for anybody and this Earth.

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Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

:unsmith:

A simpler time...

The Falcons don't deserve Julio Jones.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Happy Thanksgiving, people standing behind me in line at the supermarket when I opened this link!

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

I'm very much enjoying these

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

If we're still doing "Players your team don't deserve":

QB Derek Carr
WR Amari Cooper
WR Michael Crabtree
K Seabass Janikowski
FS Charles Woodson


The Raiders have a lot of good players they totally do not deserve, especially given how garbage they've been for the past decade.
What does this mean about Kalil Mack?



For shame, no link to An Unfortunate End!

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Bort Bortles posted:

What does this mean about Kalil Mack?

It's not the Raiders if we don't have one good player to pin ALL of the team's hopes onto.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Can't wait for my exploding Wisconsinite.

Per the game thread, please integrate the following explosive device:

Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes
I'mma be real with yall, 2FART wont be done until very late Saturday which means probably wont be up until early Sunday

logistics manager for a retail chain + black friday + impending case of strep throat = me sitting down to write and literally falling asleep sitting up in my chair. hopefully death's embrace is coming.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Are you saying that because of what you have to put up with on Black Friday or because of 3-8?

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Logistics is a pain in the rear end, GL bob.

I'm trying to think of some lovely photoshop I could do with the intro of clockwork orange mixed with some pre-game ritual by a jerk like Greg Hardy or someone, but I'm too tired/buzzed to make a good joke of it :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI-mDTdeKR8


Oh and if you like doom metal I found this randomly today, seems cool. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gixlWUsGPxs

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster

Probably Magic posted:

This discussion is extremely bad, so here, have another page from the Jim Tomsula playbook.



evil_cheese
Sep 11, 2002
I AM A LIAR

Big Bob Pataki posted:

I'mma be real with yall, 2FART wont be done until very late Saturday which means probably wont be up until early Sunday

logistics manager for a retail chain + black friday + impending case of strep throat = me sitting down to write and literally falling asleep sitting up in my chair. hopefully death's embrace is coming.

take care of yourself bbp. i really enjoy your farts.

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Big Bob Pataki posted:

I'mma be real with yall, 2FART wont be done until very late Saturday which means probably wont be up until early Sunday

logistics manager for a retail chain + black friday + impending case of strep throat = me sitting down to write and literally falling asleep sitting up in my chair. hopefully death's embrace is coming.

I've had strep throat for a week, first time since I was a kid. Feel better, man :(:respek::(

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

This is a good play. 5 yards every time.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Do one where Blaine has 3 open receivers downfeild but gets spooked out of the pocket and gets sacked

I'm not bitter

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Clearly Kaepernick is the qb on this play

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Big Bob Pataki posted:


logistics manager for a retail chain

It all makes sense now

Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes
Right. It's like being miserable on Sunday's wasn't enough.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Don't worry, someday death's embrace will come and you will feel nothing. It's a lot like being a Vikings fan.

Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes
give me a viking funeral



on the frozen turf of TCF Bank Stadium

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Big Bob Pataki posted:

give me a viking funeral



on the frozen turf of TCF Bank Stadium

blood eagle?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Blood Eagles are physiologically impossible, just like Rodgers being attracted to Olivia Munn.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Febreeze posted:

I'm pretty proud of this one so I hope you guys like it too

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/cam-newton-no-respect/

The Jags Fan Who Comments is intolerable, jesus christ. He's the whitest person in the world and he's trying so hard to get people to affirm that his opinions are right. Febreeze, you finally hit the big time. Your comments section is as bad as ESPN's.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

BabeLiker90 posted:

The Jags Fan Who Comments is intolerable, jesus christ. He's the whitest person in the world and he's trying so hard to get people to affirm that his opinions are right. Febreeze, you finally hit the big time. Your comments section is as bad as ESPN's.

I disown that thing from Jags Fandom. Ugh.

We cant all be amazing, this is Jacksonville. A good percentage of us have to be living in a trailer/receiving rural route drivers within city limits/secretly a pine tree

Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes
Thank you all for your patience. I love every single one of you, even you Chich


http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/11/29/2fart2furious-week-12-preview-happy-thanksgiving-yall/

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

:patriot:

Also, not sure how much you care about spelling, but "Send me out to see..."

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

whypick1 posted:

:patriot:

Also, not sure how much you care about spelling, but "Send me out to see..."

And "enduring" instead of "endearing"

Good stuff tho!

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?


Mods change my name to "Sinister Blowjobs" tia

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida


holy poo poo I just about lost it at this one :lol:

quote:

Send me out to see and shoot flaming arrows in my meaty flesh husk, because I get the feeling he’s finally shaken the cobwebs out and now that he’s loosey goosey it’s only a matter of time before he dipsy doodles into an n bomb and hits the “-er” harder than Peterson hit his kid.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge


Big Bob, you're a national treasure.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Febreeze, why did you pick the Jaguars, whyyy

I asked you nicely not to for the rest of the season, but you did and now...

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Because I already swore off the Chargers for hurting me so much

Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes
Ross reads your post and cackles maniacally before bursting into tears.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Febreeze posted:

Because I already swore off the Chargers for hurting me so much

Let me tell you about how the Chargers hurt people

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Ross Angeles posted:

Let me tell you about how the Chargers hurt people

"Wanna know how I got these scars? Well, do ya? Yeah?"

"Well, my coach...was Norv Turner..."

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Ross Angeles posted:

Let me tell you about how the Chargers hurt people

50 shades of powder blue

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Austin Davis gets the start

Austin Davis gets to be on the Hydra

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
BTW, Here are the cartoons for week 12. I got 9 loving games wrong. 9. I was writing this post at 130 in the morning and I think it broke me BBP style because things got dark

http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/12/nfl-week-12-cartoons/

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Febreeze posted:

BTW, Here are the cartoons for week 12. I got 9 loving games wrong. 9. I was writing this post at 130 in the morning and I think it broke me BBP style because things got dark

http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/12/nfl-week-12-cartoons/

Here's hoping the Hobo Fabio Rob Ryan threat gets us the win. :) This is a test of your power, Febreeze.

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Brock Lobster :allears:

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