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computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Volkerball posted:

do yall not understand what blockbuster means

I guess let's get a list of blockbuster free agents from the past 5 years.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
If there's anyone who needs Michael Irving to be their mentor it's Tim Tebow.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Volkerball posted:

do yall not understand what blockbuster means

I don't listen to hip hop

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

has there been literally any blockbuster free agent signing in the past 5 years that has worked out by a successful team outside of peyton and revis to the pats? i guess julius peppers?
How blockbuster are we talking? Talib on the Broncos has worked out when he isnt poking dudes in the eyes. Ware as well.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Ehud posted:

who wants me to be their mentor

i will learn from the failures of the dolphins

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
Edit: nvm

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Three is a Dolphins troll how is that not known?

Crabtree is awesome - really wanted Miami to get him in the offseason over Jennings.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Ehud posted:

who wants me to be their mentor
someone needs to teach me how to be a good poster

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Atticus Finch posted:

someone needs to teach me how to be a good poster

I can't help you with that but let me tell you about a guy named Jarvis Landry:

three
Aug 9, 2007

i fantasize about ndamukong suh licking my doodoo hole

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Three is a Dolphins troll how is that not known?

Crabtree is awesome - really wanted Miami to get him in the offseason over Jennings.

Real life is a Dolphins troll.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

Atticus Finch posted:

someone needs to teach me how to be a good poster

Repeat after me: "Andy Dalton, L-o-L Prime Time"

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Ehud posted:

who wants me to be their mentor

Actually you're already 4 RING SHRIMPs mentor

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Athanatos posted:

Repeat after me: "Andy Dalton, L-o-L Prime Time"

When he takes Luck's spot in the Pro Bowl, will that be considered a prime time game?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
That blockbuster Jimmy Graham trade ain't working out so good lol.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

NC-17 posted:

That blockbuster Jimmy Graham trade ain't working out so good lol.

At least Jimmy got out before the ship sank in new orleans

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

NC-17 posted:

That blockbuster Jimmy Graham trade ain't working out so good lol.

Rude :(

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Well Bevell's job got easier, he already barely used Graham. And now he has an excuse to keep his job :suicide:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Volkerball posted:

When he takes Luck's spot in the Pro Bowl, will that be considered a prime time game?

Sorry, he's going to be busy training for the superbowl.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

NC-17 posted:

That blockbuster Jimmy Graham trade ain't working out so good lol.

That sucks to see Jimmy out for the year. :(

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Man Jimmy looked good at times too but wow what a testament to Brees. Still and Graham both look like 1/2 the players they were in NOLA under their new teams

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Otoh daunte culpepper

three
Aug 9, 2007

i fantasize about ndamukong suh licking my doodoo hole
How career threatening is a torn patellar tendon?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







three posted:

How career threatening is a torn patellar tendon?

bend your leg.

now straighten it. now imagine you can't do that.

apply that to playing football.

It ended Sam Baker's career, recently. Victor Cruz as well.

Arkhams Razor
Jun 10, 2009
Ravens-Seahawks has been flexed out of SNF.

Nation gets to witness Patriots-Texans instead.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Man Jimmy looked good at times too but wow what a testament to Brees. Still and Graham both look like 1/2 the players they were in NOLA under their new teams

Graham was on pace for just a good a season as he had last year before he got hurt. He's just fallen off in general from when he was an absolute monster his first few years. It's a hell of an understatement to say he "looked good at times."

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Arkhams Razor posted:

Ravens-Seahawks has been flexed out of SNF.

Nation gets to witness Patriots-Texans instead.

The two weeks after are Bengals-Niners and Steelers-Ravens

I don't think they're done

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Volkerball posted:

Graham was on pace for just a good a season as he had last year before he got hurt. He's just fallen off in general from when he was an absolute monster his first few years. It's a hell of an understatement to say he "looked good at times."

I've watched every Seahawks game (for fantasy reasons) and frankly there wasn't much he did that an average guy couldn't have done, that's all.

530/2 isn't setting the world on fire after 10.25 games, that's all.

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
N: Bort forgot about the...what do you call it......oh yeah, the line of scrimmage. Twice.

V: It's the yellow one on tv right?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Arkhams Razor posted:

Ravens-Seahawks has been flexed out of SNF.

Nation gets to witness Patriots-Texans instead.

Who the hell would have expected this game to be flexed a few weeks ago

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Intruder posted:

Who the hell would have expected this game to be flexed a few weeks ago

The Belichick Bowl.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

AAA DOLFAN posted:

I've watched every Seahawks game (for fantasy reasons) and frankly there wasn't much he did that an average guy couldn't have done, that's all.

530/2 isn't setting the world on fire after 10.25 games, that's all.

In a seahawks passing system that's scorching!

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Bad Moon posted:

In a seahawks passing system that's scorching!

Hm I guess that's true but still follows my truth that it speaks to Brees ability

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
The Jolly Gronk Giant hurt his knee.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
N: Panthers are officially the last standing undefeated team

V: gently caress yeah go Cam

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

TSBX posted:

The Jolly Gronk Giant hurt his knee.

If it's serious, then there goes the Pats' season. No amount of hobo recruits will replace Gronk.

Gonz fucked around with this message at 06:11 on Nov 30, 2015

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Brock Lobster! Raise your claws!

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 23 hours!
Illegal Hen
News: Pats lose to Brock Osweiller-led Broncos.

Views: Gronkowski injured, Pats now planning to fill offensive player roles with seasonal help from the local mall.

Where's that lost season smilie when you need it?

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Android Bicyclist posted:

News: Pats lose to Brock Osweiller-led Broncos.

Views: Gronkowski injured, Pats now planning to fill offensive player roles with seasonal help from the local mall.

Where's that lost season smilie when you need it?

Dane Sanzenbacher is available

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Android Bicyclist posted:

News: Pats lose to Brock Osweiller-led Broncos.

Views: Gronkowski injured, Pats now planning to fill offensive player roles with seasonal help from the local mall.

Where's that lost season smilie when you need it?

:patssay: is the one


Welp, big ben got concussed again too. http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14255565/ben-roethlisberger-pittsburgh-steelers-concussion-protocol

got any sevens fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Nov 30, 2015

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TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
Maybe they can get Aaron Hernandez on work release.

I'm sure Darth Belicheck can pull some (hoodie) strings.

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