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my dog has fleas and scratches constantly but frontline is just so pricey yknow?
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$20? i dunno, seems like an awful lot for a haircut
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Nov 30, 2015 09:03
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i go to harbor freight for all my power tools i mean sure the miter saw wobbles and bounces a bit but it still cuts just fine
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Nov 30, 2015 09:06
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ive been using edward jones to manage My Money for years, and Jimmy at their office in the minimall is so friendly and trustworthy! you get what you pay for!!
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Nov 30, 2015 09:16
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Progressive JPEG posted:ive been using edward jones to manage My Money for years, and Jimmy at their office in the minimall is so friendly and trustworthy! you get what you pay for!! your average five figgie fucktard isn't gonna have any savings to manage this day and age garbage retail money managers are for stupid low six figgie fucktards
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Nov 30, 2015 09:25
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im protestant, and so is my belligerent terrier
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Nov 30, 2015 11:30
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Honey, tell your son to clean up the mess in his room!
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Nov 30, 2015 12:58
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when i'm driving my lifted pick-up truck i always slow down to 1mph when going over speed bumps
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Nov 30, 2015 14:13
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I'm a five figgy maker and i VOTE
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Nov 30, 2015 15:00
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Cat Face Joe posted:I'm a five figgy maker and i VOTE i'm stuck making 5 figgys because Obama put the economy in a leg iron to tax businesses to pay for our welfare for transgendered people and to fund all those loving abortions if he'd let the free market sort itself out i'd probably be making 120k-ish as a supervisor at the warehouse
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Nov 30, 2015 15:11
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Progressive JPEG posted:i go to harbor freight for all my power tools Who needs all ten digits anyway, i mean, I ain't uppity or nothin
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Nov 30, 2015 16:36
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sorry guys can't go out tomorrow, every other Wednesday is gettin busy night with the missus 
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Nov 30, 2015 16:41
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i can still use 7 digit dialing to call local phone numbers
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Nov 30, 2015 16:41
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yard work
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Nov 30, 2015 16:42
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henry when's your goddamn son gonna clean up all the dog poo poo in the backyard
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Nov 30, 2015 16:44
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*leaves dog leashed to stake in backyard all day*
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Nov 30, 2015 16:45
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why the gently caress isn't she picking up i told that bitch she needs to be home by 11
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Nov 30, 2015 16:46
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abloobloo i can't enjoy my retirement bc my body has been broken by decades of manual labor / wars
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Nov 30, 2015 16:49
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i joined the army and all i got was this t-shirt, $1k/week for 4 years, and life-long mental illnesses
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Nov 30, 2015 16:50
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i enjoy being chewed up by the capitalist machine it's my duty as an american
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Nov 30, 2015 16:51
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my heinous shits caused by my poor-man's diet forces me to defecate at work so that my stew won't be-foul my lady's honker. i walk around with a thin layer of feces around my anus bc i don't have a private bidet at my office, why i barely have an office at all
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Nov 30, 2015 16:52
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Cat Face Joe posted:i enjoy being chewed up by the capitalist machine it's my duty as an american america is a meritocracy
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Nov 30, 2015 16:52
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let me tell you about my crazy weekend in vegas
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Nov 30, 2015 16:55
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dude derrick's bachelor party is on a cruise? there's no way i can swing that especially with his destination wedding in aruba
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Nov 30, 2015 17:00
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just put it on a credit card, mine were all maxed out so i applied for a %0 intro APR and put it all on there
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Nov 30, 2015 17:03
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mishaq posted:your average five figgie fucktard isn't gonna have any savings to manage this day and age i make 5 figures and my company matches my 401k at 40% uncapped  Barnyard Protein posted:just put it on a credit card, mine were all maxed out so i applied for a %0 intro APR and put it all on there this is a really good idea as long as you don't end up with too many credit cards (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 30, 2015 17:14
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mishaq posted:your average five figgie fucktard isn't gonna have any savings to manage this day and age it's a five figgie boomer the balance is $2190.69
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Nov 30, 2015 18:03
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i think i might make it to my next paycheck without using a credit card, maybe. assuming the cats don't get sick again
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Nov 30, 2015 18:04
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so what if the dog dies we'll just get the kids a new one from the pet store
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Nov 30, 2015 18:14
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don't buy from a pet store... the neighbor's dog got into my yard a while back and knocked up the imbred mutt i keep chained out there rain or shine, i'll sell you one of the puppies for cheap
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Nov 30, 2015 18:16
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my cat is having kittens AGAIN! we are so blessed lol i am such an animal lover please let me know if you'd like one of the kittens, reasonable prices
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Nov 30, 2015 18:17
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I got laid off from my ultra hip startup and now I'm a temporarily disgraced 6-figgionare
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Nov 30, 2015 18:18
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i am 5 figgies deep in debt due to a college education that leaves me struggling to make ends meet in the wealthiest nation on earth, but i am sure mine is a temporary condition that'll improve aaany day now
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Nov 30, 2015 18:25
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I'm going on a cruise.
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Nov 30, 2015 18:27
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"no you can't play with these star wars toys. daddy is buying them as investments to pay for your college education"
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Nov 30, 2015 18:31
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i'm the dad with the child that doesn't realize the toys i'm buying by the cart full are for myself, not her
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Nov 30, 2015 18:37
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mr. apollo yours was so good that it banged around in my head and came out basically the same
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Nov 30, 2015 18:38
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i just came up with an epic lifehack - if you die without any next of kin, nobody ever has to repay your debt right?
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Nov 30, 2015 18:42
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As a Millennial I posted:i just came up with an epic lifehack - if you die without any next of kin, nobody ever has to repay your debt right? not like your family would be able to pay them off anyway what with OBAMAS absurd estate tax
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i haven't read a book since high school English class but this kindle was 30% off on cyber Monday
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