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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

When the 4th quarter started, the Pats took a 21-7 lead

N: Brock Osweiler with his win tonight has more double-digit second-half comeback wins than Aaron Rodgers in his career

V: Brock Ownsweiler :getin:

# ? Nov 30, 2015 06:50

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 23:22

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Broncos have saved me from doing a Tom Brady photoshoot. The Broncos have saved you from my photoshoot. All hail the Broncos.

# ? Nov 30, 2015 06:54

Piggles: Oct 10, 2006; Wilson with the Hail Mary to Tate!

All Denver has to do is play below average offensively and they can win the superbowl.

# ? Nov 30, 2015 06:55

Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

Trent Dilfer's QBR absolutely LOVES Brock!

# ? Nov 30, 2015 06:56

Volkerball: Oct 15, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

tonight we're all bronco fans

# ? Nov 30, 2015 06:57

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Volkerball posted:

tonight we're all bronco fans

nope

# ? Nov 30, 2015 06:57

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

broncosweiler

# ? Nov 30, 2015 06:58

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

http://gfycat.com/FarawayChubbyKakapo

# ? Nov 30, 2015 07:02

Volkerball: Oct 15, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Ross Angeles posted:

nope

that's just because you're a little girl who "respects" brady or w/e. :frogout:

# ? Nov 30, 2015 07:03

Cactus Jack: Nov 16, 2005; If you even try to throw to my side of the field in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

Ramadu posted:

http://gfycat.com/FarawayChubbyKakapo

This makes me laugh way more than it probably should, but gently caress it.

# ? Nov 30, 2015 07:06

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Volkerball posted:

that's just because you're a little girl who "respects" brady or w/e.

it's more like gently caress denver forever

# ? Nov 30, 2015 07:16

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

N: 30-24

V: i'll never know what it was like to watch that game sober hahahahahahahaha

# ? Nov 30, 2015 07:26

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Chris James 2 posted:

When the 4th quarter started, the Pats took a 21-7 lead

N: Brock Osweiler with his win tonight has more double-digit second-half comeback wins than Aaron Rodgers in his career

V: Brock Ownsweiler

cherry-picked stats are great sometimes.

for real though, rodgers has never come back from more than 10 down in the 2nd half twice? fraudgers indeed.

# ? Nov 30, 2015 07:35

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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Arkhams Razor posted:

Ravens-Seahawks has been flexed out of SNF.

Nation gets to witness Patriots-Texans instead.

I thought the Texans would have a bad overall SNF record, but we're 3-3. That's a better winning percentage than any team from the NFC East!

# ? Nov 30, 2015 07:59

FINGERBLASTER69: Nov 15, 2014

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Michael Crabtree was signed from free agency, if I remember right.

And he's been amazing this year.

He's still amazing, but it's getting sad to watch him getting outpaced now.

I still want him signed forever though just because the Raiders secondary is pretty garbage and he's still one of the best safeties.

715 yards and 6 TD's is your definition of amazing?

# ? Nov 30, 2015 08:28

BrownThunder: Oct 26, 2005; EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

FINGERBLASTER69 posted:

715 yards and 6 TD's is your definition of amazing?

Any positive stats are amazing to a raiders fan

# ? Nov 30, 2015 08:48

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Those stats are drat amazing compared to what was expected from him

I'm just glad he finally made it to the Raiders as was originally intended

# ? Nov 30, 2015 08:54

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

Piggles posted:

All Denver has to do is play below average offensively and they can win the superbowl.

Peyton can get his second ring

..on the loving bench :getin:

# ? Nov 30, 2015 09:05

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Apparently Jameis Winston's headset malfunctioned last weekend against the Eagles and he was without it for the first 3 drives, two of which ended in TDs.

Jameis outcoached Chip and Billy Davis :suicide:

# ? Nov 30, 2015 10:16

Magicpants: Sep 15, 2011; Certified Poster

shyduck posted:

Apparently Jameis Winston's headset malfunctioned last weekend against the Eagles and he was without it for the first 3 drives, two of which ended in TDs.

thank satan we only have to play against him in two years, he is immune

we might have to go old school, put ex-lax in his gatorade

# ? Nov 30, 2015 10:49

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Magicpants posted:

we might have to go old school, put ex-lax in his crab legs

FTFY

# ? Nov 30, 2015 12:43

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

whypick1 posted:

FTFY

Nobody ever believes the crab legs story when I tell them.

_{they believe the rape story though, unlike the FSU police}

# ? Nov 30, 2015 13:57

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Of course I was at work last night and missed the fun.

# ? Nov 30, 2015 14:33

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Ross Angeles posted:

it's more like gently caress denver forever

Until the sun burns out

# ? Nov 30, 2015 15:13

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

@AlbertBreer: Dolphins are replacing OC Bill Lazor with QBs coach Zac Taylor, as @AdamSchefter said.

rofl

# ? Nov 30, 2015 15:16

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Ehud posted:

@AlbertBreer: Dolphins are replacing OC Bill Lazor with QBs coach Zac Taylor, as @AdamSchefter said.

rofl

remember when you were happy

# ? Nov 30, 2015 15:28

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Don't worry, Jim Bob Cooter is more than satisfying the league's Funny OC Name quota.

# ? Nov 30, 2015 15:29

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

FizFashizzle posted:

remember when you were happy

# ? Nov 30, 2015 15:29

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

FizFashizzle posted:

remember when you were happy

Can any Dolphins fan truly be happy

# ? Nov 30, 2015 15:30

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Luigi Thirty posted:

Can any Dolphins fan truly be happy

The ones that died between the end of 1972 and the start of 1973's seasons.

# ? Nov 30, 2015 15:32

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

someone buy this

# ? Nov 30, 2015 15:33

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Don't get cocky kid. Actually do, Panthers fans probably could due with a little more smug. I don't see them going 16-0 though.

Adam Schefter‏@AdamSchefter
Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski is scheduled to undergo an MRI this morning, per source. "We think he is going to be ok," per source.

Albert Breer‏@AlbertBreer
Per source, Patriots LB Dont'a Hightower is believed to have suffered an MCL sprain last night in Denver.

The effect Hightower has on that defense was pretty visible last night. Anderson really started rolling after he left.

# ? Nov 30, 2015 15:39

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Panthers are cool and it will be nice when the Bengals beat them in the Super Cat Bowl.

# ? Nov 30, 2015 15:55

ozymandius1024: Mar 15, 2006; You don't yank on the Spine of God

NC-17 posted:

Don't get cocky kid. Actually do, Panthers fans probably could due with a little more smug. I don't see them going 16-0 though.

I don't think so either. Their remaining 5 games are pretty soft on paper (@NO, Atl, @NYG, @Atl, TB), but 4 of them are divisional games.

Gimme dat #1 seed though.

# ? Nov 30, 2015 16:00

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

@AdamSchefter: Panthers signed former Rams, Titans and Dolphins Cortland Finnegan.

# ? Nov 30, 2015 17:01

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

N: even as a pats fan my facebook feed is loving terrible this morning. i sort of want to see the Panthers go 16-0. what's the opposite of schadenfreude? that's how i feel about cam newton

V: i have a hangover at work. ughhghghghhgh

# ? Nov 30, 2015 17:05

brandino: Apr 15, 2002

Ehud posted:

@AdamSchefter: Panthers signed former Rams, Titans and Dolphins Cortland Finnegan.

Ughhh I hate that dude so much.

# ? Nov 30, 2015 17:06

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Ehud posted:

@AdamSchefter: Panthers signed former Rams, Titans and Dolphins Cortland Finnegan.

It's too bad they already played the Colts, Andre Johnson won't get a chance to beat him up again

# ? Nov 30, 2015 17:07

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Ehud posted:

@AdamSchefter: Panthers signed former Rams, Titans and Dolphins Cortland Finnegan.

gently caress me.

They literally don't have a third corner right now but ugh.

Maybe age has mellowed him out.

# ? Nov 30, 2015 17:07

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aBagorn: Aug 26, 2004

Ehud posted:

@AlbertBreer: Dolphins are replacing OC Bill Lazor with QBs coach Zac Taylor, as @AdamSchefter said.

rofl

And thus the Chip Kelly coaching tree dies before even growing roots

# ? Nov 30, 2015 17:07

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