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sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Intruder posted:

It's too bad they already played the Colts, Andre Johnson won't get a chance to beat him up again

Somebody else needs to finish the job.

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korrandark
Jan 5, 2009

sean10mm posted:

Somebody else needs to finish the job.

If only Steve Smith was still on the Panthers.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







korrandark posted:

If only Steve Smith was still on the Panthers.

Even better

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Intruder posted:

It's too bad they already played the Colts, Andre Johnson won't get a chance to beat him up again

The Colts are going to the Super Bowl!!!!!

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

aBagorn posted:

And thus the Chip Kelly coaching tree dies before even growing roots

And people thought Belichick's coaching tree was a virus!

That's me, I thought that.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Ian Rapoport‏@RapSheet
Sounds like #Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski (knee) is unlikely to miss more than one game, I'm told. In fact, he may not even miss that.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007



:hellyeah:

Glad he's okay. That would really suck to have to be injured yet again, so glad he gets to play soon.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

NC-17 posted:

Ian Rapoport‏@RapSheet
Sounds like #Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski (knee) is unlikely to miss more than one game, I'm told. In fact, he may not even miss that.



who the gently caress does brady throw to if gronk is out

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


ZenVulgarity posted:

who the gently caress does brady throw to if gronk is out

Chris Harper (PS), Keyshawn Martin (from Houston), Brandon LaFell, Matthew Slater (ST gunner), James White (RB), Scott Chandler (TE), Cameron Fleming (OL)

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

WugLyfe posted:

Chris Harper (PS), Keyshawn Martin (from Houston), Brandon LaFell, Matthew Slater (ST gunner), James White (RB), Scott Chandler (TE), Cameron Fleming (OL)

Blount caught a pass once!

But yeah, it's really bad.

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

I'll never understand what the gently caress Norman was thinking in that scenario.



So is Finnegan completely washed up, or will he be able to be Better Than Colin Jones at CB?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

sean10mm posted:

Blount caught a pass once!

But yeah, it's really bad.

They'll be back to full strength, minus Lewis, for the playoffs. Realistically all they need to do is avoid losing more than two more games and any more injuries.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



ozymandius1024 posted:

So is Finnegan completely washed up

He was a free agent cornerback after Thanksgiving in the NFL.

Think about how much of a washed up turd you have to be for this to happen.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Ahmad Bradshaw to IR. Stick a fork in him.

Colts signed something called Zurlon Tipton.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


sean10mm posted:

Blount caught a pass once!

But yeah, it's really bad.

As did the now-injured TE Williams.

Dude is a p dec blocker and basically another OL probably because he is a converted tackle but w/e

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

How's your Funkentelechy?

ozymandius1024 posted:

I'll never understand what the gently caress Norman was thinking in that scenario.



So is Finnegan completely washed up, or will he be able to be Better Than Colin Jones at CB?

I believe Josh was thinking "Y'all come get this big motherfucker off of me!"

I think Finnegan should be an instant improvement over Jones. Colin Jones does some solid work on special teams, and he's not a total disaster as a backup safety, but that dude looks so lost playing corner. So yeah, I think this is an upgrade, but I hope Peanut's injury isn't serious.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

ozymandius1024 posted:

I'll never understand what the gently caress Norman was thinking in that scenario.

What happened there? Newton looks like he is having a great time beating up the wimpy kid

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

How's your Funkentelechy?

blue squares posted:

What happened there? Newton looks like he is having a great time beating up the wimpy kid

Josh got a little heavy handed with the trash talk, and Cam had had enough. Things got heated and Cam snatched him up, teammates pull them apart, they talk it out and now everything is lovely.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

NC-17 posted:

Ahmad Bradshaw to IR. Stick a fork in him.

Colts signed something called Zurlon Tipton.

They also got Boom Herron back. He ran good for the Colts for a bit.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Justin Houston apparently avoided any major injury so we can be happy now.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Parmesan Basil posted:

Justin Houston apparently avoided any major injury so we can be happy now.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/live-press-conference.html

press conference hasn't started yet?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
http://tinyurl.com/pwzeuvf :o:

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Rumor is Houston has a PCL strain. He's getting an MRI now.

Reid just stepped up to the podium.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

NC-17 posted:

Ahmad Bradshaw to IR. Stick a fork in him.

Colts signed something called Zurlon Tipton.

Zurlon Tipton is the Space Emperor.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

NC-17 posted:

That blockbuster Jimmy Graham trade ain't working out so good lol.

It wasn't working out the moment they made it.


With the Dolphins OC being replaced, does that mean Tannehill will actually get to call plays now or is he still being offered option A or B?

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

With the Dolphins OC being replaced, does that mean Tannehill will actually get to call plays now or is he still being offered option A or B?

Do we know that's even a good idea?

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Is it just me or is ESPN's draft coverage non-existant this year? Like, the latest mockdraft they have on their site is from right after the last draft and still has Christian Hackenberg as the #1 pick. Feels like we normally have weekly mockdrafts once the NCAA season starts

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

sean10mm posted:

Do we know that's even a good idea?

We know he's smart and we know the existing "system" doesn't work, plus the season is already over so might as well take off the handcuffs and see what he can do

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

Finnegan is a piece of poo poo and I hate that now he and Roman Harper are on this team, but whatever. Colin Jones is awful and they needed to do something with Tillman out.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

I used to hate Brandon Spikes and Richie Incognito, but now I see that they were just misunderstood and actually good people.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Hm I guess that's what I get for accepting Twitter scuttlebutt at face value.

Vhak lord of hate
Jun 6, 2008

I AM DRINK THE BLOOD OF JESUS
Jimmy gave us one last questionable bobble catch and then died after flexing too hard.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Roman Harper got chased down from behind by Sam Bradford lol

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Codependent Poster posted:

Zurlon Tipton is the Space Emperor.

I like to imagine that he and Zoltan Mesko spend their spare time plotting the downfall of humanity

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
Jack Doyle, PI vs Zurlon the Omniscient.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

975TheFanatic
@975TheFanatic
Rapoport: was told on Sunday to not rule out a trade of Chip to the Tennessee Titans. He also mentioned the deal involving a 1st rd pick

Oh god please yes

(No idea how this would work. Chip trades himself?)

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

fsif posted:

975TheFanatic
@975TheFanatic
Rapoport: was told on Sunday to not rule out a trade of Chip to the Tennessee Titans. He also mentioned the deal involving a 1st rd pick

Oh god please yes

(No idea how this would work. Chip trades himself?)

Chip just shows up in at the Titans facility with a sign "Will coach Ducks for food"

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
The AFC South clown car rolls on.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

fsif posted:

975TheFanatic
@975TheFanatic
Rapoport: was told on Sunday to not rule out a trade of Chip to the Tennessee Titans. He also mentioned the deal involving a 1st rd pick

Oh god please yes

(No idea how this would work. Chip trades himself?)

so chip and a 1st for kendall wright and a conditional 7th

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


lol there is no loving way

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