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Oberleutnant posted:Are you Jez's bicycle? How do you feel about being seen ridden by a noted socialist pacifist? Do you think 'Jihadi Jez' has what it takes to be Prime Minister? Jihadi Jez allows vote for Jihad on Jihadists. Corbyn - The Ultimate Muslim?
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 10:39 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 14:24 |
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If America can have a Muslim President we should have a Muslim PM.
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 10:42 |
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London will have a Muslim mayor soon. Maybe.Oberleutnant posted:As the Scousemen have showed us there is no flattering way to wear a shellsuit.
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 10:48 |
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Oberleutnant posted:As the Scousemen have showed us there is no flattering way to wear a shellsuit. Oh, I thought it was more the 'look at dumb Jez can't even ride a bike' miliband sandwich kind of thing, rather than the tracksuit. We've seen him in track suits before. Carrying The Sun no less.
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 11:06 |
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I think it's a bit of everything. Blood in the water over Syria. Meats back on the menu boys and other cliché things to say.
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 11:13 |
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Pesmerga posted:Oh, I thought it was more the 'look at dumb Jez can't even ride a bike' miliband sandwich kind of thing, rather than the tracksuit. Why can't it be both?
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 11:13 |
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Pesmerga posted:Carrying The Sun no less. A true working class man
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 11:22 |
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blowfish posted:A true working class man Severely undermines his attempts to build scouse solidarity with the shell suit though
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 11:30 |
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kustomkarkommando posted:Severely undermines his attempts to build scouse solidarity with the shell suit though I had always believed that the shellsuit was the cultural dress of the scouse. The customs and traditions native to the savage wastes north of London are truly a foreign and ineffable mystery.
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 11:35 |
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Working class divided upon itself. A shameful working class
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 11:39 |
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TheRat posted:
I think that's a Russian jet too. The world revolution is upon us!
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 11:40 |
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Looks like a Tornado to me.
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 11:45 |
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 11:49 |
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Since when was June relegated to Spring?
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 11:50 |
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what the gently caress is this
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 11:52 |
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Chocolate Teapot posted:Since when was June relegated to Spring? Forever?
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 11:53 |
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We do not eat British food because we are not monsters.
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 11:54 |
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Well it's heartening that Freddie Mercury, a man born in Zanzibar, gets considered British music. I mean, it was a protectorate but I doubt that means much to the average xenophobe/racist.
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 11:55 |
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What the gently caress is a "We are all special" book?
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 11:56 |
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ahaha if that's real I bet Banksy would love being on the list for something like that!
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 11:57 |
What the gently caress is any of it?
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 11:58 |
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Its from an education supply company I think based on the department of education guidelines - so this is what will be used to teach small children what Britishness is My favourite parts are Andrew Lloyd Webber and Banksy - There must have been a meeting somewhere where they were trying to come up with appropriately British artists/music. I suspect the same person suggested Mercury and Banksy
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 12:00 |
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The Evangelion 3.33 ost is not British music.
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 12:00 |
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Judging by the Arts and Music sections this is a 90 year old's opinions on what British things are, right? "Better put Banksy in, the kids these days are all mad about that Banksy fella."
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 12:02 |
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They also ran out of British foods after roast dinner, haggis and fish and chips (and peas to make it sound healthier)
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 12:04 |
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Also gotta laugh at the visiting the local library and art gallery, not after 5+ (10+) more years of austerity, buddy!
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 12:05 |
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We celebrate British festivals like St. Patrick's Day. Also Christmas is not on there, I bet the 'can't even say Happy Christmas any more else you'll be eaten by a Jew' crowd will love that.
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 12:08 |
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Someone put "we use quiet voices in the house" over video of tories braying in the commons
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 12:08 |
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Also none of the flags on there have the correct broad side up design. Potential anti-Scottish bias?
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 12:14 |
Phoon posted:They also ran out of British foods after roast dinner, haggis and fish and chips (and peas to make it sound healthier) Seriously, where the gently caress's the curry or the kebabs? Oh wait, this is timewarp Britain from sixty odd years ago
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 12:19 |
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Pissflaps posted:Forever? Midsummer Day is the 21st of June, so I doubt that.
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 12:20 |
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Christmas is in Autumn, apparently.
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 12:24 |
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Barry Foster posted:Seriously, where the gently caress's the curry or the kebabs? Spices are very unbritish. You have wrongthoughted and am now on the BADMAN list.
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 12:24 |
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Tesseraction posted:Well it's heartening that Freddie Mercury, a man born in Zanzibar, gets considered British music. I mean, it was a protectorate but I doubt that means much to the average xenophobe/racist. It's not that much of a surprise is it? Your average person probably doesn't give a poo poo if a sportsperson/ musician / actor or other famous was originally from somewhere else if they become British and represent it on the world stage.
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 12:25 |
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Jedit posted:Midsummer Day is the 21st of June, so I doubt that. No that's the summer solstice.
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 12:26 |
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Total Meatlove posted:It's not that much of a surprise is it? Your average person probably doesn't give a poo poo if a sportsperson/ musician / actor or other famous was originally from somewhere else if they become British and represent it on the world stage. I think you'll find some people get very upset about Andy Murray being mean to the English football team
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 12:29 |
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Tesseraction posted:Well it's heartening that Freddie Mercury, a man born in Zanzibar, gets considered British music. I mean, it was a protectorate but I doubt that means much to the average xenophobe/racist. It's British values. "What used to be yours but is now mine and no, you can't have it back" is as British as it gets.
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 12:31 |
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JFairfax posted:I think you'll find some people get very upset about Andy Murray being mean to the English football team But absolutely no one giving a gently caress that their best player was born in Jamaica.
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 12:32 |
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Total Meatlove posted:It's not that much of a surprise is it? Your average person probably doesn't give a poo poo if a sportsperson/ musician / actor or other famous was originally from somewhere else if they become British and represent it on the world stage. JFairfax posted:I think you'll find some people get very upset about Andy Murray being mean to the English football team As the old joke goes, when he's winning, he's British, when he loses, he's Scottish.
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 12:34 |
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Pissflaps posted:No that's the summer solstice. Which is apparently in Spring.
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 12:35 |