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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Deteriorata posted:

Don't get so snippy.


PCOS Bill posted:

Okay cut it out

:catstare:

anywho content

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RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
These jokes about scissor leaf are not very effective...

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Just lettuce have our fun.

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
Yeah don't be such a salad head.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Shut the gently caress up you horrible nerds

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

NotAnArtist posted:

Shut the gently caress up you horrible nerds

IDGI. Where's the pun?

Blurred
Aug 26, 2004

WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER

BrigadierSensible posted:

IDGI. Where's the pun?

Yes they do, don't they.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Oh just cut it out.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Oh just cut it out.
Don't make it such a big dill.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
If you don't like it, you can leaf.

Puddin
Apr 9, 2004
Leave it to Brak

NotAnArtist posted:

Shut the gently caress up you horrible nerds

Why are you giving us a dressing down?

Depressio111117
Oct 18, 2014

A whole world of imagination beyond the oompah band.
Do you guys actually get anything out of posting these puns at this point, or do you just feel obligated?

Depressio111117 has a new favorite as of 09:34 on Dec 1, 2015

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




I find them radish.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Buddy, this is just the tip of the iceberg lettuce

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Depressio111117 posted:

Do you guys actually get anything out of posting these puns at this point, or do you just feel obligated?



You say tomato, I say tomahto.

nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

NotAnArtist posted:

Shut the gently caress up you horrible nerds

I take it you don't find fart jokes amusing either.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Tasteful Dickpic posted:

You say tomato, I say tomahto.
So we agree on the pronunciation then?

nockturne posted:

I take it you don't find fart jokes amusing either.
The average fart joke is infinitely funnier than these endless series' of no-effort puns.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Tiggum posted:

The average fart joke is infinitely funnier than these endless series' of no-effort puns.

Proven by Cutbu.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

If only I were an attractive women in her late twenties, then perhaps I would be laughing about these salad jokes.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Mierenneuker posted:

If only I were an attractive women in her late twenties, then perhaps I would be laughing about these salad jokes.

Everyone can enjoy puns posted on SA, lad.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Mierenneuker posted:

If only I were an attractive women in her late twenties, then perhaps I would be laughing about these salad jokes.

You'd need to be on your own, but sure.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Paladinus posted:

Everyone can enjoy puns posted on Salad.


Ozma cant.

nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Soulex posted:

Ozma cant.

:boom:

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:


WarpedNaba posted:

If you don't like it, you can leaf.

Why don't you make like a tree and get the hell out of here :haw:

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Tiggum posted:

So we agree on the pronunciation then?

The average fart joke is infinitely funnier than these endless series' of no-effort puns.

You romaine the worst poster in thistle or any thread, so no one kales about your opinions.

The Aphasian
Mar 8, 2007

Psychotropic Hops


The Aphasian has a new favorite as of 16:24 on Dec 1, 2015

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost


H̴̴̷̵̡̱̺̭̼̜̳̟E̡̨̡̫̥̥̯̥̻͉͙̜̥̝̘͖̖̖͚̪̖͘ ҉̫͇̰̰͡C͟͞͡҉̻̠̹̱͙͉̙̭O̵̷͇̯͓͖̺̤M̵̮̱͚̟̞̮̭͓̲̟̬̺͓̫̝̥̹͠ͅE̷̬̙͓̤̦̪̰̥̜̭͉̬̼͞͡ͅS̘̱̦̜̦͓̟̹̜̩̀͝͡͝͡

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




Teddy Bear's Picnic of the Damned.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

SpaceGoatFarts posted:


H̴̴̷̵̡̱̺̭̼̜̳̟E̡̨̡̫̥̥̯̥̻͉͙̜̥̝̘͖̖̖͚̪̖͘ ҉̫͇̰̰͡C͟͞͡҉̻̠̹̱͙͉̙̭O̵̷͇̯͓͖̺̤M̵̮̱͚̟̞̮̭͓̲̟̬̺͓̫̝̥̹͠ͅE̷̬̙͓̤̦̪̰̥̜̭͉̬̼͞͡ͅS̘̱̦̜̦͓̟̹̜̩̀͝͡͝͡

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005


Rather esoteric to recreate 1844, the year of The Great Disappointment, IMO.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.



Edit: V V V That goon who produces/directs/stars in porn movies said it's usually Cetaphil or some other lotion, I think. V V V

DrBouvenstein has a new favorite as of 17:31 on Dec 1, 2015

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Isn't corn starch + water what they use in porn movies to make fake semen?

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Nope, pina colada mix.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Deteriorata posted:

Rather esoteric to recreate 1844, the year of The Great Disappointment, IMO.

Thank you.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



Subtle. I dig it.

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!
THE SHEAR AUDACIT--goddamit I missed it didn't I

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

That makes it sooooo much worse.

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
Nvm. I shouldn't reply to stuff when I'm tired.

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