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treasureplane
Jul 12, 2008

throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.
King Aroo (November 29, 1950)


Barnaby (May 6, 1942)


Nancy (January 14, 1943)


Krazy Kat (May 12, 1929)

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Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Gil


Piranha Club



Dick Tracy



Judge Parker



Heaven's Love Thrift Shop


9 Chickweed Lane



Pibgorn



I guess Brooke must have run out of ideas again, so strap in for a mass recycling of his first strip.

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost
Big Nate



Ziggy



Ye Olde Fox Trot



Cul de Sac

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
Fingerpori


- I've always wanted to see that musical
Poster: Today: Oliver That's Swedish for "olives". The joke works because everyone speaks at least that much Swedish in Finland.


Moomin




Classic Dilbert



Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





I assume Norm meant to draw one of these and his finger slipped or something:



Dog Comix

Pooch Café


So, what, you just keep that thing around as an objet d'art? Because I can totally understand that, those old phones had some style.

Ballard Street


I love that dog's expression.

Lost Side of Suburbia



drat, now he'll only be able to recover once if he dies to a boss.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



Red
Coat

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

When did Dilbert become the voice of neo-reaction?

I mean virtually every strip is representative of their ethos now.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Monty


Mike du Jour


Intelligent Life


Retail

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Outland


RIpley's

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Wait until Ripley's hears about nuclear waste.

e:
just remembered this old Ripley's:
If you remember, it was less about "consequences of overindulging" and more "hey this is actually a residential area and people do live here and want to sleep sometime". Anyway, the program has recently finished a test phase and it was concluded that it's a complete failure from start to finish. Turns out drunk party people simply don't get the message and at best think it's just some street art thing.

My Lovely Horse fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Dec 1, 2015

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set knows it's the thoughtlessness that counts.


Working Daze is barely a wet fart.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix explains a lot.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Yesterday's A3G came in a little late. That just means you get back to back strips.



Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008


It's a shame we can't use an image for a thread title.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

greatn posted:

Yesterday's A3G came in a little late. That just means you get back to back strips.





I'm starting to doubt these are real. Panel 3 of 11-30 doesn't have "You need a drink Lu Ann"

And panel 2 of 12-01 doesn't have "We are going to drink in New Jersey Greg, because of my dead husband." And panel 3 lacks "You know what Tommie and Lu Ann? I think I'll join you."

It just doesn't add up.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Aardmania posted:

Dick Tracy

Colorist mistake of the week.

Aardmania posted:

Pibgorn



I guess Brooke must have run out of ideas again, so strap in for a mass recycling of his first strip.
Oh for fucks sake. If you don't want to make your stupid comic, just stop making it. Don't throw rejected material at your "fans." Then again, I guess Pigporn itself is a comic he couldn't really sell. Why do they put it on their site for him anyways? Does he pay? Is it part of his deal? How could he possibly be in any position to make demands with his lovely little strip that I doubt is exactly running in, say, Peanuts-numbers of papers?
Oh, Moominpapa :allears:

F Minus



Mary Worth



Rex Morgan MD



Wait until Sarah learns they're honoring their former god and creator.

Secret Agent X-9



Apartment 3-G



Still have no idea who is who, but I like that street scene. FYI: Alex Kotzky did art for A3G for three decades (Nick Dallis wrote), and ghosted for a couple other classics in rotation here, Juliet Jones and Big Ben Bolt. According to wikipedia, anyways.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix


Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy


Arlo and Janis


Andertoons

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


greatn posted:

Yesterday's A3G came in a little late. That just means you get back to back strips.





So, is this all happening in Margo's mind as part of some coma dream?

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Margo woke up from her coma four weeks ago and is currently living with hyper thyroidism with the proper medication. Greg overheard her taking about how marriage want in the cards because she loves Eric, and left. A few days passed as seen in the strip where Margo lamented this, she missed her parents wedding and they were just threatened by their psychic. Greg got a job running a cab since then, driving helps him not have to think.

Lu Ann is depressed about her husband who died in Vietnam, and Tommie wants to raise her spirits, so they're all going to a new bar.

We'll examine just why Lu Ann is more bothered about her dead husband than usual over the next few strips, and they just might run into someone surprising at the bar.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007





:allears:


Luann


Eat a dick, Gunther.


The Amazing Spider-Man



Sally Forth



The Heart of Juliet Jones


You guys ought to take her to a hospital. This is how Liam Neeson's wife died, you know.

ukonvasara
Aug 16, 2012

a mixture of gravity and waggery

Julet Esqu posted:

Luann


Eat a dick, Gunther.

all your residents hate you, Bernice

treasureplane
Jul 12, 2008

throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.
King Aroo (November 30, 1950)


Barnaby (May 7, 1942)


Nancy (January 15, 1943)


Krazy Kat (May 19, 1929)

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


greatn posted:

Lu Ann is depressed about her husband who died in Vietnam

I can buy the star of the latest James Bond film getting a job as a New York taxi driver in A3G-world, but how did Lu Ann's husband die in a war that happened before she was born?

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Gil 07/20/14


Piranha Club



Dick Tracy



Judge Parker



9 Chickweed Lane


Today's dialogue must have been swapped out with the editor's notes again.

Pibgorn* Wahoo Terminal

*Now with only half the wasted space of a regular Pibgorn panel.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Aardmania posted:

Gil 07/20/14
Nah, I'm pretty sure that's how they've always been. It was certainly my experience 20+ years ago.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

You throw them into the garbage, where the dogs feed off them as a matter of course.

Are we to understand that Sluggo also tips over the bins and fights the dogs for the food? Is that it?

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert


Red Meat

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Tiggum posted:

I can buy the star of the latest James Bond film getting a job as a New York taxi driver in A3G-world, but how did Lu Ann's husband die in a war that happened before she was born?

I think Shulock's finally given up and started reusing old scripts. It's not like Bolle reads them or anything, he just draws whatever.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

So, they're 'studying' with the lights off?

OtherworldlyInvader
Feb 10, 2005

The X-COM project did not deliver the universe's ultimate cup of coffee. You have failed to save the Earth.


Newspaper Mickey Mouse (1935-1936):





Well that's all folks! I hope you enjoyed this run of old Mickey Mouse strips, I think this story-line is probably my favorite out of the ones I've read so far. Its a real shame that there's not really anything like this in the funny pages anymore, I loved reading through books of these as a kid.

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
Moomin




Classic Dilbert


This is one of my favourite Dilbert strips ever.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

I think I need someone to Red Rover this one for me.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Gorilla Salad posted:

I think I need someone to Red Rover this one for me.

the blonde is promiscuous and anxious to see handsome men in fire hats

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Gorilla Salad posted:

I think I need someone to Red Rover this one for me.

Here:


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greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
In today's A3G, Phrank Bowl turns an art mistake in pen, into an artpportunity

A3G


Good save!

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