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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:smdftb if you're still in
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 06:38 |
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# ? Jun 6, 2024 11:24 |
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We're here to fight wars and suck dicks from the back, and we're all outta wars.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 08:02 |
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Hey lets do PT on the wet parking lot. Oh and that dumb PRT stuff too.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 16:26 |
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Soulex posted:Hey lets do PT on the wet parking lot. Oh and that dumb PRT stuff too. We just had that discussion at work yesterday and top decided he'd rather not injure anyone trying to take a PT test. At least some NCOs have sense...
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 18:17 |
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Whipped Buttcheeks posted:We're here to fight wars and suck dicks from the back, and we're all outta wars. Cannot express how much this made my day.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 18:37 |
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Retardog posted:We just had that discussion at work yesterday and top decided he'd rather not injure anyone trying to take a PT test. At least some NCOs have sense... No, more than likely a decree came down that too many soldiers are on profile for training injuries so knock it off until the cell in excel turns green again.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 18:47 |
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Acceptable losses are 20%, hooah? Now about face, take fire, and go take a PT test on that iced over track.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 19:10 |
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psydude posted:Acceptable losses are 20%, hooah? Now about face, take fire, and go take a PT test on that iced over track. We'll modify training force-wide to reduce injuries, but institute a mandatory decimation as part of graduation from basic. Nothing builds esprit de corps like having eight accomplices in a murder, hua?
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 19:30 |
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psydude posted:Acceptable losses are 20%, hooah? Now about face, take fire, and go take a PT test on that iced over track. what is the temp out? because the uniform will be shorts and t shirts anyway. oh it's raining? IF IT AIN'T RAININ WE AIN'T TRAININ
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 20:15 |
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Cole posted:what is the temp out? loving trail of tears up to my sign-in desk for sick call the rest of the week.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 20:17 |
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Cole posted:what is the temp out? If it ain't rainin we ain't trainin was said unironically in that meeting, along with "soldiers are soft these days"
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 20:33 |
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THAT'S IT! I loving AM DONE! I have given up all hope of humanity and common decency today and any hope for the future of mankind because it will never change how people are deceitful, undercutting, sniveling, organic compounds of lies and bullshit. It will never change how the "gently caress You Got Mine" attitude spreads like wildfire through the new recruits and stays with them like a passive virus waiting to blossom into feverish pitch when the conditions are right. Every goddamn person on this goddamn installation can suck the proverbial dick from the back. Except like two people because they are nice to every body. But still, gently caress this goddamn bullshit, gently caress this system, gently caress people, gently caress the fact that something doesn't get "stolen." No...It's something I let someone borrow and I'm just taking it back. Mother fucker, I had that poo poo and you took it back from me. It was literally new when I got it and now it's missing. So if anyone has seen my PT Pants, please give me a call. There's a reward, goes by the name "Mr. Pantsy" last seen at the gym in a cubby with his good friend "Jacket Straps," and "Peter Belt." To the person whole stole Mr. Pantsy: SMDFTB, enjoy 9 years of farts and mud butt.
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 16:43 |
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Soulex posted:THAT'S IT! I loving AM DONE! tactical acquisition of the things you need is a time honored tradition stretching back to the days of sparta
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 18:13 |
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Maybe, and just maybe, someone grabbed the wrong loving set?
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 19:01 |
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Hmmmm. This sounds reasonable but implausible. I contact CID and they are combing through your posts right now to see if you have any incriminating evidence regarding my goddamn pants.
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 21:27 |
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Army announces plan to hurt as many asses as possible in shortest period of time. This is gonna be beautiful.
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 21:30 |
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Suntan Boy posted:Army announces plan to hurt as many asses as possible in shortest period of time. In my experience it's mostly the people who never served or didn't serve in a combat role in the first place that have strong opinions about this. It's about time I say, though.
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 21:46 |
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I'm 100% okay with women in combat jobs. I do feel bad for them because you just know the next year or two is going to be full of butthurt.
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 21:58 |
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I'm just gonna at the butthurt
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 22:00 |
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I'm okay with it on a few conditions 1) same standards for everyone That's really it. If in some crazy world a large number of women start getting knocked up right before a combat tour happens, like someone mentioned earlier, then I dunno, start making women take birth control like 9 months before a deployment. But I don't think I want the Army regulating women's bodies.. That seems kind of hosed up and is even beyond my hosed up life morals. Plus I honestly don't think it's going to be an issue in the first place.
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 22:07 |
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Obstacle2 posted:In my experience it's mostly the people who never served or didn't serve in a combat role in the first place that have strong opinions about this. So for 13F, all BN FECCs and company FISTs will be staffed with women since there is no way their sending individual female FO's off to embed with platoons. this is gonna gently caress up rotating guys between line time and command staff time.
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 22:35 |
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No they can't because Birth Control falls under that religious thing. They can recommend it but no one has to take it. It's not like the flu shot, where it still didn't stop this one dumbass I knew from blowing it out when they did the inhaler one. She's an anti-vaccer I think, and that's super loving dumb. But I agree. One loving standard
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 22:36 |
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TPSDude posted:So for 13F, all BN FECCs and company FISTs will be staffed with women since there is no way their sending individual female FO's off to embed with platoons. this is gonna gently caress up rotating guys between line time and command staff time. So, 11B is also opened up to women so I'm not sure how this makes sense. The fact that army culture is lovely is not a justification for denying women access to these jobs. Alternatively, who loving cares about line time and command time?
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 22:37 |
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If women want access to the worst jobs then fine, more dick heads to mow the lawn and pick up cigarette butts.
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 22:40 |
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Alternatively who gives a gently caress most of us are out not my problem nosireebob
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 00:09 |
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If I had women in my platoon when I was in then I wouldn't have to resort to dry jacking in a 120 degree porta shitter with vague memories of naked girls getting railed because I've been out at COP fucknuts with no electricity for the past 6 months.
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 00:34 |
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Mike-o posted:If I had women in my platoon when I was in then I wouldn't have to resort to dry jacking in a 120 degree porta shitter with vague memories of naked girls getting railed because I've been out at COP fucknuts with no electricity for the past 6 months. I mean, lets be honest, you probably still would have had to.
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 00:38 |
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Obstacle2 posted:I mean, lets be honest, you probably still would have had to.
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 01:43 |
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Obstacle2 posted:I mean, lets be honest, you probably still would have had to.
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 02:57 |
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let's be honest, I did get laid on deployment and gently caress this entire stupid loving sub forum full of loving stupid loving shitheels who want to play loving internet tough guy who doles out the sick burns, I loving came here because I'm god drat lost since none of my buddies are around and you stupid fucks are the closest thing I have. I'm kind of loving drunk and pissed off and probably taking things way to seriously because I've got gigantic rage and PTSD issues. suck my dick from the back you stupid loving faggots why the gently caress I haven't gone off the deep end yet and go off in a murder suicide or some poo poo yet I dunno, I need to smoke some weed or some poo poo because I'm still loving hosed up in the head from all the lovely things I experienced. Why the gently caress am I doing this spilling my guts here, to a bunch of loving internet people I don't know. I should be loving happy that I'm out but mostly I'm loving miserable and pissed off all the time because my girlfriend is a stupid bitch a lot of the time but the only thing keeping me going is being a dad to her daughter. I would have left my girlfriend a long time ago and then suck started that rusted mosin nagant I have in the closet alone in a lovely one bedroom apartment. buddy of mine already did that whole shebang and I didn't loving find out about for six god drat months and he was living less than twenty loving miles from me and I didn't even know. the only loving reason I don't kill myself is that little girl I call my daughter. gently caress, gently caress everything gently caress all of you gently caress me too. I'm being all loving retarded and butt hurt because of people saying poo poo to be but I'm alone and basically only have you fucks to talk with but I don't know any of you faggots and poo poo gets to me, being drunk doesn't help either but anyway smdftb faggots and goodnight
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 08:46 |
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Mike-o posted:let's be honest, I did get laid on deployment and gently caress this entire stupid loving sub forum full of loving stupid loving shitheels who want to play loving internet tough guy who doles out the sick burns, I loving came here because I'm god drat lost since none of my buddies are around and you stupid fucks are the closest thing I have. I'm kind of loving drunk and pissed off and probably taking things way to seriously because I've got gigantic rage and PTSD issues. suck my dick from the back you stupid loving faggots why the gently caress I haven't gone off the deep end yet and go off in a murder suicide or some poo poo yet I dunno, I need to smoke some weed or some poo poo because I'm still loving hosed up in the head from all the lovely things I experienced. Why the gently caress am I doing this spilling my guts here, to a bunch of loving internet people I don't know. I should be loving happy that I'm out but mostly I'm loving miserable and pissed off all the time because my girlfriend is a stupid bitch a lot of the time but the only thing keeping me going is being a dad to her daughter. I would have left my girlfriend a long time ago and then suck started that rusted mosin nagant I have in the closet alone in a lovely one bedroom apartment. buddy of mine already did that whole shebang and I didn't loving find out about for six god drat months and he was living less than twenty loving miles from me and I didn't even know. the only loving reason I don't kill myself is that little girl I call my daughter. gently caress, gently caress everything gently caress all of you gently caress me too. I'm being all loving retarded and butt hurt because of people saying poo poo to be but I'm alone and basically only have you fucks to talk with but I don't know any of you faggots and poo poo gets to me, being drunk doesn't help either but anyway smdftb faggots and goodnight You should definitely get help. It was just a joke.
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 09:07 |
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Mike-o posted:let's be honest, I did get laid on deployment and gently caress this entire stupid loving sub forum full of loving stupid loving shitheels who want to play loving internet tough guy who doles out the sick burns, I loving came here because I'm god drat lost since none of my buddies are around and you stupid fucks are the closest thing I have. I'm kind of loving drunk and pissed off and probably taking things way to seriously because I've got gigantic rage and PTSD issues. suck my dick from the back you stupid loving faggots why the gently caress I haven't gone off the deep end yet and go off in a murder suicide or some poo poo yet I dunno, I need to smoke some weed or some poo poo because I'm still loving hosed up in the head from all the lovely things I experienced. Why the gently caress am I doing this spilling my guts here, to a bunch of loving internet people I don't know. I should be loving happy that I'm out but mostly I'm loving miserable and pissed off all the time because my girlfriend is a stupid bitch a lot of the time but the only thing keeping me going is being a dad to her daughter. I would have left my girlfriend a long time ago and then suck started that rusted mosin nagant I have in the closet alone in a lovely one bedroom apartment. buddy of mine already did that whole shebang and I didn't loving find out about for six god drat months and he was living less than twenty loving miles from me and I didn't even know. the only loving reason I don't kill myself is that little girl I call my daughter. gently caress, gently caress everything gently caress all of you gently caress me too. I'm being all loving retarded and butt hurt because of people saying poo poo to be but I'm alone and basically only have you fucks to talk with but I don't know any of you faggots and poo poo gets to me, being drunk doesn't help either but anyway smdftb faggots and goodnight
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 09:43 |
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Mike-o posted:let's be honest, I did get laid on deployment and gently caress this entire stupid loving sub forum full of loving stupid loving shitheels who want to play loving internet tough guy who doles out the sick burns, I loving came here because I'm god drat lost since none of my buddies are around and you stupid fucks are the closest thing I have. I'm kind of loving drunk and pissed off and probably taking things way to seriously because I've got gigantic rage and PTSD issues. suck my dick from the back you stupid loving faggots why the gently caress I haven't gone off the deep end yet and go off in a murder suicide or some poo poo yet I dunno, I need to smoke some weed or some poo poo because I'm still loving hosed up in the head from all the lovely things I experienced. Why the gently caress am I doing this spilling my guts here, to a bunch of loving internet people I don't know. I should be loving happy that I'm out but mostly I'm loving miserable and pissed off all the time because my girlfriend is a stupid bitch a lot of the time but the only thing keeping me going is being a dad to her daughter. I would have left my girlfriend a long time ago and then suck started that rusted mosin nagant I have in the closet alone in a lovely one bedroom apartment. buddy of mine already did that whole shebang and I didn't loving find out about for six god drat months and he was living less than twenty loving miles from me and I didn't even know. the only loving reason I don't kill myself is that little girl I call my daughter. gently caress, gently caress everything gently caress all of you gently caress me too. I'm being all loving retarded and butt hurt because of people saying poo poo to be but I'm alone and basically only have you fucks to talk with but I don't know any of you faggots and poo poo gets to me, being drunk doesn't help either but anyway smdftb faggots and goodnight
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 10:00 |
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so this holiday season is off to a hell of a start
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 10:53 |
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:so this holiday season is off to a hell of a start
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Mike-o posted:let's be honest, I did get laid on deployment and gently caress this entire stupid loving sub forum full of loving stupid loving shitheels who want to play loving internet tough guy who doles out the sick burns, I loving came here because I'm god drat lost since none of my buddies are around and you stupid fucks are the closest thing I have. I'm kind of loving drunk and pissed off and probably taking things way to seriously because I've got gigantic rage and PTSD issues. suck my dick from the back you stupid loving faggots why the gently caress I haven't gone off the deep end yet and go off in a murder suicide or some poo poo yet I dunno, I need to smoke some weed or some poo poo because I'm still loving hosed up in the head from all the lovely things I experienced. Why the gently caress am I doing this spilling my guts here, to a bunch of loving internet people I don't know. I should be loving happy that I'm out but mostly I'm loving miserable and pissed off all the time because my girlfriend is a stupid bitch a lot of the time but the only thing keeping me going is being a dad to her daughter. I would have left my girlfriend a long time ago and then suck started that rusted mosin nagant I have in the closet alone in a lovely one bedroom apartment. buddy of mine already did that whole shebang and I didn't loving find out about for six god drat months and he was living less than twenty loving miles from me and I didn't even know. the only loving reason I don't kill myself is that little girl I call my daughter. gently caress, gently caress everything gently caress all of you gently caress me too. I'm being all loving retarded and butt hurt because of people saying poo poo to be but I'm alone and basically only have you fucks to talk with but I don't know any of you faggots and poo poo gets to me, being drunk doesn't help either but anyway smdftb faggots and goodnight How old is the daughter?
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 14:46 |
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Mike-o posted:let's be honest, I did get laid on deployment and gently caress this entire stupid loving sub forum full of loving stupid loving shitheels who want to play loving internet tough guy who doles out the sick burns, I loving came here because I'm god drat lost since none of my buddies are around and you stupid fucks are the closest thing I have. I'm kind of loving drunk and pissed off and probably taking things way to seriously because I've got gigantic rage and PTSD issues. suck my dick from the back you stupid loving faggots why the gently caress I haven't gone off the deep end yet and go off in a murder suicide or some poo poo yet I dunno, I need to smoke some weed or some poo poo because I'm still loving hosed up in the head from all the lovely things I experienced. Why the gently caress am I doing this spilling my guts here, to a bunch of loving internet people I don't know. I should be loving happy that I'm out but mostly I'm loving miserable and pissed off all the time because my girlfriend is a stupid bitch a lot of the time but the only thing keeping me going is being a dad to her daughter. I would have left my girlfriend a long time ago and then suck started that rusted mosin nagant I have in the closet alone in a lovely one bedroom apartment. buddy of mine already did that whole shebang and I didn't loving find out about for six god drat months and he was living less than twenty loving miles from me and I didn't even know. the only loving reason I don't kill myself is that little girl I call my daughter. gently caress, gently caress everything gently caress all of you gently caress me too. I'm being all loving retarded and butt hurt because of people saying poo poo to be but I'm alone and basically only have you fucks to talk with but I don't know any of you faggots and poo poo gets to me, being drunk doesn't help either but anyway smdftb faggots and goodnight Lol
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 14:49 |
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Mike-o posted:let's be honest, I did get laid on deployment and gently caress this entire stupid loving sub forum full of loving stupid loving shitheels who want to play loving internet tough guy who doles out the sick burns, I loving came here because I'm god drat lost since none of my buddies are around and you stupid fucks are the closest thing I have. I'm kind of loving drunk and pissed off and probably taking things way to seriously because I've got gigantic rage and PTSD issues. suck my dick from the back you stupid loving faggots why the gently caress I haven't gone off the deep end yet and go off in a murder suicide or some poo poo yet I dunno, I need to smoke some weed or some poo poo because I'm still loving hosed up in the head from all the lovely things I experienced. Why the gently caress am I doing this spilling my guts here, to a bunch of loving internet people I don't know. I should be loving happy that I'm out but mostly I'm loving miserable and pissed off all the time because my girlfriend is a stupid bitch a lot of the time but the only thing keeping me going is being a dad to her daughter. I would have left my girlfriend a long time ago and then suck started that rusted mosin nagant I have in the closet alone in a lovely one bedroom apartment. buddy of mine already did that whole shebang and I didn't loving find out about for six god drat months and he was living less than twenty loving miles from me and I didn't even know. the only loving reason I don't kill myself is that little girl I call my daughter. gently caress, gently caress everything gently caress all of you gently caress me too. I'm being all loving retarded and butt hurt because of people saying poo poo to be but I'm alone and basically only have you fucks to talk with but I don't know any of you faggots and poo poo gets to me, being drunk doesn't help either but anyway smdftb faggots and goodnight also lemme jump in on this meltdown laffo-fest
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 14:51 |
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Mike-o posted:let's be honest, I did get laid on deployment and gently caress this entire stupid loving sub forum full of loving stupid loving shitheels who want to play loving internet tough guy who doles out the sick burns, I loving came here because I'm god drat lost since none of my buddies are around and you stupid fucks are the closest thing I have. I'm kind of loving drunk and pissed off and probably taking things way to seriously because I've got gigantic rage and PTSD issues. suck my dick from the back you stupid loving faggots why the gently caress I haven't gone off the deep end yet and go off in a murder suicide or some poo poo yet I dunno, I need to smoke some weed or some poo poo because I'm still loving hosed up in the head from all the lovely things I experienced. Why the gently caress am I doing this spilling my guts here, to a bunch of loving internet people I don't know. I should be loving happy that I'm out but mostly I'm loving miserable and pissed off all the time because my girlfriend is a stupid bitch a lot of the time but the only thing keeping me going is being a dad to her daughter. I would have left my girlfriend a long time ago and then suck started that rusted mosin nagant I have in the closet alone in a lovely one bedroom apartment. buddy of mine already did that whole shebang and I didn't loving find out about for six god drat months and he was living less than twenty loving miles from me and I didn't even know. the only loving reason I don't kill myself is that little girl I call my daughter. gently caress, gently caress everything gently caress all of you gently caress me too. I'm being all loving retarded and butt hurt because of people saying poo poo to be but I'm alone and basically only have you fucks to talk with but I don't know any of you faggots and poo poo gets to me, being drunk doesn't help either but anyway smdftb faggots and goodnight The aristocrats!
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