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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Really Pants posted:

the blonde is promiscuous and anxious to see handsome men in fire hats

Ahh, just had to turn my sense of humour down a few notches.

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Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

GorfZaplen posted:

Mandrake the Magician


Pretty sure that murder is still illegal in a courtroom.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Green Intern posted:

Pretty sure that murder is still illegal in a courtroom.

Hence, "they can't hang me twice."

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Monty


Mike du Jour


Intelligent Life


Retail

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Gorilla Salad posted:

Comic Strip Megathread: Ahh, just had to turn my sense of humour down a few notches.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Oh god, this is me.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Twisted and Terrifying Animal Comix

Pooch Café


I wonder how many other newspaper comics would be in the horror genre if the stories were from the perspective of one of the secondary characters? Mandrake would, for sure. It would be like every Kilgrave scene in Jessica Jones put together.

Ballard Street


Yes, it's good that he's finally well enough to get out and do the things he enjoys, you ablist kinkshaming piece of poo poo.

Lost Side of Suburbia



I'm getting a big finale vibe from all these revisits. It's being all 'I told you those stories so I could tell you this one.'

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Bloom County 2015





Peanuts (December 3-4, 1968)





Oh Crap, It's Another Funky-"Crankshaft" Flashback Crossover

Nobody seems to be doing Crankshaft right now, and we don't want to miss out on any of the nuanced storytelling (SHUT UP, WE DON'T). So, FOR MAXIMUM TORTURE (and to maximize the lovely sitcom Rashomon effect), we're going to thread the needle with Ed for the rest of the week.













Amazing how TomBat is able to coordinate the storylines with...um...himself.

Rip Haywire





Thimble Theater, in which Popeye's going to die on his own drat schedule, thank you very much. (June 19-20, 1929)



Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

A personal beast? Is that intentional?

Bobulus
Jan 28, 2007

Indolent Bastard posted:

A personal beast? Is that intentional?

One of the character's gimmicks is that he's constantly misusing sayings, as I recall.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set is just trying to save some scratch.


Working Daze gets shot down.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix has One Great Trick to lose weight!

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost
Big Nate


Ziggy


Ye Olde Fox Trot


Cul de Sac

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

That parrot is smiling because it's reading a story about parrot bdsm. :parrot:

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Command Ant posted:

That parrot is smiling because it's reading a story about parrot bdsm. :parrot:
Gotta hand it to Tom Wilson, the parrot's expression fits that scenario pretty drat well.

Outland


Ripley's

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008


Please do not molest the animals, sir.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Command Ant posted:

That parrot is smiling because it's reading a story about parrot bdsm. :parrot:

I can't help but laugh anytime I see Shades of Grey referenced due to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkLqAlIETkA
Gilbert Gottfried Reads Fifety Shades of Grey.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix


Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy


Arlo and Janis


Andertoons

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Wanamingo posted:

Andertoons


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qgWKdnsfkw

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.


drat right he's never had a crossover with the metric system, Litreman is having none of that four cups to a quart bullshit.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

:stonk: this guy is grotesque

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


OtherworldlyInvader posted:

Newspaper Mickey Mouse (1935-1936):





Well that's all folks! I hope you enjoyed this run of old Mickey Mouse strips, I think this story-line is probably my favorite out of the ones I've read so far. Its a real shame that there's not really anything like this in the funny pages anymore, I loved reading through books of these as a kid.
I did enjoy that, thank you!

F Minus



Mary Worth



Rex Morgan MD



Wow she really did just shoot that kid out. To be fair, I guess some births are pretty fast and easy.

Secret Agent X-9 continues this boring, long-winded tour



Apartment 3-G



I guess that wasn't LuAnn after all.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




RandomFerret posted:

Lost Side of Suburbia


I'm getting a big finale vibe from all these revisits. It's being all 'I told you those stories so I could tell you this one.'

Them frogs. :3:

Luann



The Amazing Spider-Man



Gee, I don't know! You better start acting all weird and stagey about it to throw him off the scent!


Sally Forth



The Heart of Juliet Jones

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

So...who's showing who around New York? Mary's the one visiting but she seems to be the one presenting everything.

Aaaaaand here we loving go. :what:

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man

I want to collect all the Newspaper Spider-Man strips like this one where he does this "Oh no do they suspect" thing and use them to wallpaper my home.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



SomeMathGuy posted:

drat right he's never had a crossover with the metric system, Litreman is having none of that four cups to a quart bullshit.
Litreman would decimate him.

treasureplane
Jul 12, 2008

throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.
King Aroo (December 1, 1950)


Barnaby (May 8, 1942)


Nancy (January 16, 1943)


Krazy Kat (May 26, 1929)

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Gil 07/27/14


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker

Derek is just holding out for another $1600 guitar.

9 Chickweed Lane


Pibgorn Wahoo Terminal

Huh. There's an actual joke here today.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Man, poor Tommy, Marky, Richie and Clem Burke from Blondie. No recognition.

Aardmania posted:

Dick Tracy

I only skimmed Tracy recently - is the guy who plays not-Flattop just called Forsythe, or is he actually supposed to be William Forsythe? Either way that's pretty good.

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
Fingerpori




Moomin




Classic Dilbert



Pentaro
May 5, 2013


greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Greg runs into the last person he wants to see

A3G

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man


Of course Robbie knows, you idiot! He has known since, like, the third issue of the comic book, and he has been loving with you for decades. This strip is canon:



There's been some good posts this morning. Litreman Would Decimate Him Pun Appreciation Comix

Pooch Café


Now it's Chronicle.

Ballard Street


That may be true, but they should still get them out of the yard.

Lost Side of Suburbia




I like that you can tell they're putting on a Gilbert and Sullivan play, but none of them seem to agree on which one.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

Ghostlight posted:

Litreman would decimate him.

:holymoley:

Bobulus
Jan 28, 2007


Nothing but honey between two slices of bread? Ugh. That sounds disgusting.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Flavourless bread as a sugar delivery platform. Sounds like kid food to me.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

greatn posted:

Greg runs into the last person he wants to see

A3G


This checks out 100%


Monty


Mike du Jour


Intelligent Life


Retail

Indolent Bastard fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Dec 3, 2015

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set was going in that direction anyway.


Working Daze forgot to tell a joke.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix knows there's one born every minute.

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EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Gratefully, Bloom County 2015 skips out on whatever trigger warning trip Binkley was on at the start of the week.



Skippy (October 2-4, 1928)







Peanuts (December 5, 1968)



Her parents let her wear flip-flops in the snow? Minnesotans must be even hardier than I thought.

That Goddamn Funky Winkerbean-Crankshaft Crossover





Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (May 9-10, 1928)





Thimble Theater (June 21, 1929)

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