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Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug
i think the president has the power to pass laws

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Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

my smartphone is made out of plastic

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Dave and busters

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

i got a loan to cover the down payment on my car lease

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003

Mr. Apollo posted:

i got a loan to cover the down payment on my car lease

lmbo u dumb poor, i got $5k cash back when i leased my car, financed at the same APR as the car. the salesman said it was a good deal, he was wearing a rolex so i think he must be pretty good with money.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Mr. Apollo posted:

i got a loan to cover the down payment on my car lease

people have actually done this, havent they

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

isis and sharia law are the greatest threat to america

cadenza
Dec 25, 2006

integrity
u were born an original

don't die a copy

😂😂😂😂

Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004

i dont have a passport

Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004

whenever i am near someone not speaking english, i am very uncomfortable as i know they are talking about me, an overweight white male

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

zen death robot posted:

Sales rep I had a meeting with yesterday just dropped some playoff tickets off on my desk, nice

ooc our director of architecture and a few other execs around the office went off to Oracle's Open World, where they apparently had an Elton John concert this year.

our Oracle rep shows up to a meeting a couple weeks afterwards to talk about re-upping our license stuff (because we basically have all of it). he opens the meeting by pointedly asking each of them in turn how they enjoyed the very nice tickets he got them for the concert.

those of us who were present but without the opportunity to attend the concert knew our software choices have already been made for the next few years.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
but vaccines seem scary

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy
I don't have an American Express card

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

bump_fn posted:

but vaccines seem scary

but not lead ones, strangely enough

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Cat Face Joe posted:

my live in girlfriend of eight years tries to regulate my drinking

same here but i've gotten p good at obscuring my level of drunkenness w/ single word answers and grunts which avoid syllables that i might slur

it's useful for home AND work

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

Dislike button posted:

I don't have an American Express card

heh i don't even have ANY credit cards. credit is a scam, idiot. just use your debit card for everything. haven't you heard of 'don't spend money you don't have?' i know that's a tough concept for someone with a credit card but just try it out for once.

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

if everyone was allowed to conceal carry then we wouldn't have any more mass shootings

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

Mr. Apollo posted:

if everyone was allowed to conceal carry then we wouldn't have any more mass shootings

i blame video games and liberals

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I'm gonna go to Panda Express on the way home from work

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

check out the nwe rimz on m ysuburban. Only 9 payments left!

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

cadenza posted:

u were born an original

don't die a copy

😂😂😂😂

longhair dontcare!!!!! luving mylyyfeeeee! 🌴🌴♥️

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

Hye! nice money lcip. you know ppl with moneoy clips have losts of cash

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
bank account? no way :c00l:

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
booked some sicky rezos at the cheesecake factory this saturday night with the gf. guess whos gettin some action afterward

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

Satellit3 posted:

check out the nwe rimz on m ysuburban. Only 9 payments left!
heh good job owning a depreciating item. I rent my rims :smugmrgw:

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

Panty Saluter posted:

people have actually done this, havent they
ooc: one of my friends was a loan officer at a bank and he has some really depressing stories

cadenza
Dec 25, 2006

integrity
why waste money on leather when i have a velcro wallet with a big zipper compartment for all my coins?

cadenza
Dec 25, 2006

integrity
my family are going to love these amazon fire tablets i got inntye ceuyber monday sale!

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

graph posted:

sicky rezos

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

cadenza posted:

why waste money on leather when i have a velcro wallet with a big zipper compartment for all my coins?

my job won't let me wear my wallet chain

it is such bullshit

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


minimum wage should be abolished

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


i can't believe that facist obummer is forcing me to have healthcare

cadenza
Dec 25, 2006

integrity

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

i can't believe that facist obummer is forcing me to have healthcare

why should my tax's pay for some f*cking ILLEGAL to get surgery? impeach that socialist

cadenza
Dec 25, 2006

integrity
really it was obama's re-election that made me realsise that i am really an anarcho-capitalist libertarian. who cares if i kno literally nothing about economics

cadenza
Dec 25, 2006

integrity
the Thing that Big Government doesn't really want you to know is that Money doesn't really Exist. lemme show you some youtube vids some time about Fiat Currency...

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

what do you mean it's not spelled "wahla"?

foxy boxing babe
Jan 17, 2010


sweet, my 401k loan is paid off this week. next month I'm eligible for another one, I think I'll put a down payment on a new car

foxy boxing babe
Jan 17, 2010


I could have invented flappy bird. hell, I wouldn't have pussied out either

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
i don't care what my neighbors think, i make good money breeding Marjorie, my pitbull, in my backyard. they should be paying me for keeping the neighborhood safe

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Beast of Bourbon posted:

i don't care what my neighbors think, i make good money breeding Marjorie, my pitbull, in my backyard. they should be paying me for keeping the neighborhood safe

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