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Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Fathis Munk posted:

:laffo: are we on the way back to hieroglyphs?

:yeah:

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swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Takoluka posted:

I think it's more than Blue is doing the tumblr equivalent of "friendly reminder" to be a condescending shitlord, and Red went on the war path. Luckily, most of that last thing was c/p, so there's that.

Huh, kinda surprised about other people's reaction to this. I don't have any side in the argument or care, I just find it funny someone getting utterly furious about cheese

Dear Prudence
Sep 3, 2012

swampland posted:

Huh, kinda surprised about other people's reaction to this. I don't have any side in the argument or care, I just find it funny someone getting utterly furious about cheese

They weren't upset about the cheese, Sweet Pea.

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Dear Prudence posted:

They weren't upset about the cheese, Sweet Pea.

idk there's such a thing as being right in the wrong way. I think when you're screaming about cheese at people on facebook it's time to get off the internet

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

But enough about Ronald Reagan. :v:

(Yes, I know it's a LoB post)

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



Tiggum posted:

One of us is very confused about the definition of the word "girlfriend". I'm pretty sure even the most hardcore "no sex before marriage" religious types are still allowed to hold hands.

Off-topic, but an acquaintance of mine's girlfriend has no job, lives with him and his parents, and isn't physical with him at all. We don't think we've ever seen them hold hands in public. They've been together for years, so at least *one* person in the world is apparently okay with this scenario.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

That's simple. He's gay and she's his cover.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Takoluka posted:

Off-topic, but an acquaintance of mine's girlfriend has no job, lives with him and his parents, and isn't physical with him at all. We don't think we've ever seen them hold hands in public. They've been together for years, so at least *one* person in the world is apparently okay with this scenario.
So they have separate rooms in his parents' house? He doesn't have a girlfriend, he has an adopted sister.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



Tiggum posted:

So they have separate rooms in his parents' house? He doesn't have a girlfriend, he has an adopted sister.

holy poo poo i never looked at it that way

Guilty Spork
Feb 26, 2011

Thunder rolled. It rolled a six.
Listening to other people who aren't like you and not being an rear end in a top hat: Exactly the same as getting off on having another guy gently caress your wife.

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

Fathis Munk posted:

:laffo: are we on the way back to hieroglyphs?

They were still in use when Cher went to school you ageist prick.

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011
Never give up LoB, only good, consistent poster of content in the thread, who even makes new content by showing us the idiots on the forums.







FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
I was called a troll and blocked on Facebook because I asked somebody for evidence to back up their claim that 40% of all Muslims don't discredit Islamic violence.

paradoxGentleman
Dec 10, 2013

wheres the jester, I could do with some pointless nonsense right about now

quote:

Friendly reminder that, with the holiday season right around the corner, a lot of furry porn is going to depict characters with candy canes shoved up their rear end! This is not actually a good idea! Please take care of yourself this holiday season and DON’T actually stick candy canes in any orifice but your mouth uwu
How nice
stay safe folks

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011



I'm guessing the alleged thought process here was "If it's gonna read like a mad-lib, it might as well look like one too."

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!
Someone on my feed has already posted the story about the 22 victim stabbing in China from a billion years ago as an excuse to not "over react" to today's mass shooting.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Awesome. Because China has a mass murder stabbing spree pretty much very single day.

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006




CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



"Turns out that I didn't have cancer after all!"

Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:

This is like a 60/40 split of things that basically everyone does, and things that someone with an undiagnosed mental illness would do.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


"Teen Allergic to Wi-Fi Commits Suicide, Parents Say"

http://news.yahoo.com/teen-allergic-to-wifi-commits-suicide-parents-say-223912154.html

quote:

I also had a heated exchange with teachers telling them Jenny was allergic to Wi-Fi, and that it made no sense making her take detentions in rooms that were making her ill.

Does Yahoo News count as social media? Because christ, the loving comments.

Parasol Prophet
Aug 31, 2012

We Are Best Friends Now.

Vladimir Poutine posted:

This is like a 60/40 split of things that basically everyone does, and things that someone with an undiagnosed mental illness would do.

Sounded like undiagnosed ADHD/ADD (the non-hyperactive type) to me. You might be a smart kid but get too distracted or just not want to do homework (because it's boring and you'd rather do something else), leading to your grades dropping, anger/confusion from teachers and parents (because they know you can do better but don't know how to help) making you dislike authority as a teenager, later feelings of depression/helplessness and emotional problems (because now YOU know you can do better but don't know how to fix it), and probably bouncing from one service-type job to another (because those are the only kind of jobs you can get after not doing so well in school, and it turns out most jobs need you to pay attention to them and remember the stuff you're supposed to do).

That's basically what happened to me, and I know I'm not that special. Although I do see the appeal in choosing to be a Mystical Chosen One rather than somebody who just can't focus on poo poo.

Parasol Prophet has a new favorite as of 23:39 on Dec 2, 2015

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

Scathach posted:

"Teen Allergic to Wi-Fi Commits Suicide, Parents Say"

http://news.yahoo.com/teen-allergic-to-wifi-commits-suicide-parents-say-223912154.html


Does Yahoo News count as social media? Because christ, the loving comments.

It may classify me as heartless but this comment had me rolling

quote:

Some human beings are just "allergic" to life and I mean that in the most heartfelt way. Whether it's physical or psychological or both - they just have a difficult time with life.

HOT! New Memes
May 31, 2006




trickybiscuits posted:

Heh, that girl is me in e/n threads started by guys complaining about how they can't get sex or girlfriends. I've offered at least twice to be some guy's girlfriend (while clarifying that I'm neither attractive nor nice and will never actually touch them) and they never answer. I can't wait to do that in real life where the guy can't ignore it.

What if they said yes?

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Scathach posted:

"Teen Allergic to Wi-Fi Commits Suicide, Parents Say"

http://news.yahoo.com/teen-allergic-to-wifi-commits-suicide-parents-say-223912154.html


Does Yahoo News count as social media? Because christ, the loving comments.

E:never mind fixed it

Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 01:35 on Dec 3, 2015

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Taste the Rainbugh posted:

What if they said yes?

I wouldn't worry about that. They have standards.

Blackfish
Sep 12, 2007

we have to be prepared to smoke a thousand joints before our quest is complete

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Nothing burns me quite like when somebody is right, except for completely the wrong reason.

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Scathach posted:

"Teen Allergic to Wi-Fi Commits Suicide, Parents Say"

http://news.yahoo.com/teen-allergic-to-wifi-commits-suicide-parents-say-223912154.html


Does Yahoo News count as social media? Because christ, the loving comments.

why did she have a cellphone, that should have been triggering her made up fake disease just as much, if not more so, than wifi signals would

if your kid is sick take them to a doctor. Don't make them believe that a pretty much inescapable part of modern life is actively harming them jesus christ

Psycho Mantits
Oct 6, 2009
Found this on my Facebook the other day.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

The Saddest Rhino posted:

This is not normal behaviour
Defending myself against this would just make me look worse, and also, you're right.

Taste the Rainbugh posted:

What if they said yes?

Scathach posted:

I wouldn't worry about that. They have standards.
That's the reason I feel pretty safe about offering. Maybe not so much if I were more likeable.
We've never impeached a president for treason.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


I will never not be creeped out by this fetishizing of races. Ew.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

trickybiscuits posted:

We've never impeached a president for treason.

Dude taking away guns isn't going to solve anything. All of these guns are aquired illegally. Operation fast & furious

No we don't lol. You can't take away someones right to own a firearm for nonviolent crimes (oh wait they already do that to felons who committed non violent drug crimes!) Taking away machine guns & anything along those lines just sets us up for martial law. We have the 2nd amendment because we are suppose to over throw the government if they committ treason- which they have.

Like I said, operation fast & furious, look it up.
Because it'll show you restricting citizens access to guns is dangerous.
"Bad people" will always have guns.

Also, if more citizens were open carry, and we didn't live in a police state, these shootings wouldn't be so insane. People would rather be victims than protect themselves because thats how society is now.

Other countries are not the United States, and we declared independence from the UK for a reason. If you don't like the 2nd amendment, leave. Because trust me there are people who will die, on both sides, if they try to take our guns. It'd probably start a revolution.
A pistol is just as dangerous if you know how to use it. These mass shootings are used to induce fear. Pick up a gun and learn how to defend yourself.

"Oh, you did heroin 7 years ago so you don't deserve to protect yourself or your family."
As for Australia...look up Operation fast & furious. Bad people obtain guns no matter what.

Not really. Especially not in these times of conflict, and in the place our federal government is now. In the pockets of corporations. We should be following the constitution and overthrowing the government.

You need to read my comments above, dear. I have been shooting guns since I was young, because ya know, my father taught me to protect myself :)
If it weren't for political-fear mongers like the people who brainwash the majority, more people would be properly trained and educated about guns.
Then again, those some fear-mongers provide the weapons to these thugs.
It is a hosed up cycle that we could stop, but you'd rather hand over our protection to the same people causing the terror. Congrats..
You should look in to Adam Kokesh & Josie the Outlaw.

Well clearly you are ignorant if you know of that and still agree to take guns away from citizens who want to protect themselves from thugs. No use in talking to people who want to be victims.

You can argue politics until you're blue in the face.
the Anarchist already solved it
;)
Look in to Adam Kokesh & Josie the Outlaw. I was fully prepared to stand with Adam at the open carry march in DC before they locked him down.
People like you are letting this fear impose on others rights, and that is far from fair. Especially since this country was founded on freedom.
You are so quick to point out civilian atrocities, but fail to recognize government ones: which are the root to all the problems.
Like for example: I hate hard drugs. They took the life of people I know. However, it'd be better for the economy, and drug addicts if we decriminalized drugs and sent them to jail instead of rehab.
However that will not happen because they make to much $$ off the cycle of them being in & out of jail.
Basically what I'm saying is, theres always an agenda.

No where does it say it is open for regulation, and you do realize there are militas throughout this country, right?
According the constitution, we can legally declare war on our government.
So I'm sure the founding fathers would disagree about regulations.

Yes I totally want our government to regulate guns so we can't defend ourselves. Yes I want the same people who gave dangerous cartels weapons to tell me what I can and can't have in my home.
(Sarcasm)

Sheep will be sheep.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

trickybiscuits posted:

Defending myself against this would just make me look worse, and also, you're right.


That's the reason I feel pretty safe about offering. Maybe not so much if I were more likeable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9xeU-21WQM

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

trickybiscuits posted:

Defending myself against this would just make me look worse, and also, you're right.


That's the reason I feel pretty safe about offering. Maybe not so much if I were more likeable.

We've never impeached a president for treason.

will you be my date for the prom?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Scathach posted:

"Teen Allergic to Wi-Fi Commits Suicide, Parents Say"

http://news.yahoo.com/teen-allergic-to-wifi-commits-suicide-parents-say-223912154.html


Does Yahoo News count as social media? Because christ, the loving comments.

Comments seem fine? Only ones I've seen were all calling out the idea that WiFi could've caused it

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




mng posted:

will you be my date for the prom?

Leave room for Jesus!

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem
I am at work so I cannot present a screenshot, but there is a guy on my friend's list that keeps posting articles about the Bristol Sex Gang and saying "where are the feminists??"
I don't even really understand what the gently caress his point is, like feminists are supposed to fix every loving problem in the world?
He also posted a selfie and said, "Let's see some men get comments on a selfie."
gently caress him.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

remigious posted:

I am at work so I cannot present a screenshot, but there is a guy on my friend's list that keeps posting articles about the Bristol Sex Gang and saying "where are the feminists??"
I don't even really understand what the gently caress his point is, like feminists are supposed to fix every loving problem in the world?
He also posted a selfie and said, "Let's see some men get comments on a selfie."
gently caress him.

I'm guessing you mean Australia but hearing Bristol as an American makes me think that this is Bristol Palin's "Abstinence Only" Sex Gang

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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
It's actually Bristol England.

Also that sex gang was a whole lot of underage rape and prostitution and I'm pretty sure like most normal human beings, feminists were not in favour of that. Did he expect them to mount some sort of vigilante group?

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