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Iridium posted:i worry every day about other people in my cube farm hearing me fart I mean, I Rrelate To You So Much
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ADINSX posted:I own a thing repaired with duct tape I own a thing made of duck tape
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Dec 3, 2015 19:09
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Mr. Apollo posted:what do you mean it's not spelled "wahla"?  uncurable mlady posted:ooc: sticky thread pls +1 Barnyard Protein posted:*buys frame for certificate of appreciation received from work* ouch
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Dec 3, 2015 19:12
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Cat Face Joe posted:aw yeah casual Friday! totally worth donating $5 to charity to participate ~or~ not going to participate because i dont want to donate $5
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Dec 3, 2015 19:18
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is $25 appropriate for a bosses day present?
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Dec 3, 2015 19:19
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i think there's too many regulations getting in the way of job creators!
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Dec 3, 2015 19:20
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Barnyard Protein posted:my wife and i fart in front of each other on purpose bc its funny XD hahaha yeah farts are the funniest noise. i got this sick keychain that makes fart sounds and i use it in the break room when i chat with the warehouse guys edit: if my boss is reading i only use the break room at the allotted time between 11 and 11:20, honest!!!
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Dec 3, 2015 19:36
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i listen to all of my voicemails and make sure to respond to all of them
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Dec 3, 2015 19:50
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i appreciate everything my ceo does for us. after all people are the most important resource
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Dec 3, 2015 19:52
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UGH 5 more minutes till 5:00PM.
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Dec 3, 2015 19:52
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i work from 9 to 6 because i don't get a paid lunch
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Dec 3, 2015 19:54
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*complains about having to work paid overtime*
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Dec 3, 2015 19:54
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a robot will never be able to do my job
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Dec 3, 2015 19:54
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*doesn't complain about having to work unpaid overtime*
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Dec 3, 2015 19:54
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management notices people who go above and beyond without complaining. if you want to move up in this biz, you gotta pay ur dues.
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Dec 3, 2015 19:56
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i roll up the sleeves on all my shirts because they've all got holes in the elbows. except for one of my shirts which i save for days when i have meetings
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Dec 3, 2015 19:57
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I'm saving so much more money by bringing my own 2-liters of mountain dew to work
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Dec 3, 2015 19:59
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Cat Face Joe posted:aw yeah casual Friday! ooc we have casual fridays for which we're allowed to wear jeans. still have to have the shirt tucked in, still have to wear dress shoes. so of course, not being a 5 figgy fucktard, i work remote and casually jerk off during my morning meetings
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Dec 3, 2015 20:01
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These shiny black pleather shoes look great with my khaki dockers
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Dec 3, 2015 20:01
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And these wrinkle-free dockers have a stain resistant coating!
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Dec 3, 2015 20:03
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haha you're pretty funny. what were you quoting just now? I know it wasn't South Park or family guy
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Dec 3, 2015 20:03
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As a Millennial I posted:i roll up the sleeves on all my shirts because they've all got holes in the elbows. except for one of my shirts which i save for days when i have meetings *doesn't own any business appropriate shirts with elbows*
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Dec 3, 2015 20:05
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oh man i just had four retweets! i bet my klout score is amazing!
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I'm updating my social media.
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Dec 3, 2015 20:07
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won't be in tomorrow! I'll be working from home *actually works*
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Dec 3, 2015 20:09
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they got one of those coke vending machines at city hall that gives free coke when you hug it! i'm going there right after work and tweeting it http://ottawacitizen.com/opinion/columnists/reevely-free-pop-promo-at-ottawa-city-hall-dismays-health-unit
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Dec 3, 2015 20:20
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ugh jazz music sucks
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Dec 3, 2015 20:24
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i check my work email on my personal phone
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Perplx posted:they got one of those coke vending machines at city hall that gives free coke when you hug it! im very uncomfortable with this
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Dec 3, 2015 20:27
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my favorite movie? easy: The Dark Knight
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Panty Saluter posted:im very uncomfortable with this i'm loyal to this brand.... this brand has been good to me...
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Dec 3, 2015 21:07
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indigi posted:hey, can I get a squirt of your Purell?
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Dec 3, 2015 21:10
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yammer sharepoint skype for business webex not to mention my company's fantastic mobile vpn! so many great ways to stay connected with work and coworkers!
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Dec 3, 2015 21:12
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As a Millennial I posted:i roll up the sleeves on all my shirts because they've all got holes in the elbows. except for one of my shirts which i save for days when i have meetings lol 
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Notorious QIG posted:my favorite movie? easy: The Dark Knight
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Dec 3, 2015 21:13
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gently caress! out of data. gonna just meander on over to this starbucks to sned this kyoot little snappy chatty xD
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Dec 3, 2015 21:15
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sorry I'm home so late. i had to stop at a mcdonalds to use their wifi for an emergency meeting but guess who brought dinner!
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Dec 3, 2015 21:17
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DOTA is for fucktard nerds. League is a lot better plus it has annie 
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Barnyard Protein posted:ugh jazz music sucks actually, it's really good
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graph posted:lol the holes are from the Depressed Computer Man Posture: one hand supporting chin, one mousing around the 'POS
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